Once my house got egged i chased the kids down the catwalk with a baseball bat and then when i turned the corner i had about 40 eggs tossed my way in all directions it was 1997
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SeaweedBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#71Comment -
stevek173BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#72In 1997 this guy with a baseball bat rounded a corner and me and my friends got him good w like 40 eggs. He had been chasing us.Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#77Got another story..
Dressed as Pat Riley and in a suit and had a basketball in my hand.. Went to a raging party at an airport hanger.. Slicked my hair back.. Looked just like him.. I was probably about 24 years old at the time.. Party ended my buddies and ride bailed on me with some chicks. I didn't have a ride home...
I was drunk and couldn't find a cab to take me home.. Was about a 4 mile walk home so I started walking.. I knew I was walking thru a bad area at one point so I put all my money in my sock..
Sure enough 4 Mexican's come running out of the dark at me with knives and a gun on a dark street.. Keep in mind I'm dressed like Pat Riley in a nice suit and with a damn basketball in my hand.. I'm backed up to a wall and drunk. They say give me your money!!
I can't do shit they got a gun and knives pointed at me.. I got a damn basketball in one hand.. I tell them I don't have any money that's why I'm walking home. I open my wallet for them and show it's empty. They all check my pockets.
They all get pissed off and run off empty handed. I keep walking home with a $100 or so still in my sock grinning with a smile.. TRUE STORY..Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
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#78Got another story..
Dressed as Pat Riley and in a suit and had a basketball in my hand.. Went to a raging party at an airport hanger.. Slicked my hair back.. Looked just like him.. I was probably about 24 years old at the time.. Party ended my buddies and ride bailed on me with some chicks. I didn't have a ride home...
I was drunk and couldn't find a cab to take me home.. Was about a 4 mile walk home so I started walking.. I knew I was walking thru a bad area at one point so I put all my money in my sock..
Sure enough 4 Mexican's come running out of the dark at me with knives and a gun on a dark street.. Keep in mind I'm dressed like Pat Riley in a nice suit and with a damn basketball in my hand.. I'm backed up to a wall and drunk. They say give me your money!!
I can't do shit they got a gun and knives pointed at me.. I got a damn basketball in one hand.. I tell them I don't have any money that's why I'm walking home. I open my wallet for them and show it's empty. They all check my pockets.
They all get pissed off and run off empty handed. I keep walking home with a $100 or so still in my sock grinning with a smile.. TRUE STORY..
it was probably a cold night and you pissed your pants so you got warm
that is only reason you would smileComment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#79
Just another Halloween story from back in the day. Oh and I don't panic when I have guns or knives pointed at me when drunk. I knew they probably weren't gonna shoot me or stab me once they thought I had no money.
I brushed it all off, no biggie and kept walking. I was smiling and grinning a little bit.. Absolute true story.Comment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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#80Socks seem to be a popular place to store money around here.Comment -
stevek173BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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PAULYPOKERBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#83Got another story..
Dressed as Pat Riley and in a suit and had a basketball in my hand.. Went to a raging party at an airport hanger.. Slicked my hair back.. Looked just like him..
I was probably about 24 years old at the time.. Party ended my buddies and ride bailed on me with some chicks. I didn't have a ride home...
I was drunk and couldn't find a cab to take me home.. Was about a 4 mile walk home so I started walking.. I knew I was walking thru a bad area at one point so I put all my money in my sock..
Sure enough 4 Mexican's come running out of the dark at me with knives and a gun on a dark street.. Keep in mind I'm dressed like Pat Riley in a nice suit and with a damn basketball in my hand.. I'm backed up to a wall and drunk. They say give me your money!!
I can't do shit they got a gun and knives pointed at me.. I got a damn basketball in one hand.. I tell them I don't have any money that's why I'm walking home. I open my wallet for them and show it's empty. They all check my pockets.
They all get pissed off and run off empty handed. I keep walking home with a $100 or so still in my sock grinning with a smile.. TRUE STORY..
I can't remember..
(not jokin aroun pullin your lego my eggo Jibbs)Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
- 65084
#84where is sammy
can he confirm or deny what is in the box?
daggles lets bet 5 points as to what is in the boxComment -
SamsNCharge99SBR Aristocracy
- 10-22-08
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#85what box?Comment -
SamsNCharge99SBR Aristocracy
- 10-22-08
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#87ok the lock box.......Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#89Comment -
SamsNCharge99SBR Aristocracy
- 10-22-08
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#92def no weed in the lock box since I didn't really smoke too often in college. Not enough to keep for myself, I would just tag along to the puff puff passing.Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
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#94ok sammy
we know your refrig didnt have coors lights eitherComment -
SamsNCharge99SBR Aristocracy
- 10-22-08
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#95i don't really have a reason to lie in this situation. I think I'm pretty honest about most things I post hereComment -
SamsNCharge99SBR Aristocracy
- 10-22-08
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#96i mean even today my weed is on my kitchen counter i don't keep it locked up
and my passport is still in my safeComment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
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#97relaxComment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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PAULYPOKERBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-06-08
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#1031 2 3 lock box
You must find correct key hidden within this message Samuelsson...
Suckers walk, money talks
But it can't touch my three lock box
Mysteries of the days of old
You find the key, you got the gold
Treasure's here, sunken there
Buried treasure's everywhere
Don't go far, circle close
The father, son, the holy ghost
To the trinity, I raise a toast
Secrets of the trinity
Lie within the number three
One, two, three lock boxComment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
- 08-24-10
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#104daggles i need 400 added
going to casino
THANK YOU!!!Comment -
SamsNCharge99SBR Aristocracy
- 10-22-08
- 41242
#1051 2 3 lock box
You must find correct key hidden within this message Samuelsson...
Suckers walk, money talks
But it can't touch my three lock box
Mysteries of the days of old
You find the key, you got the gold
Treasure's here, sunken there
Buried treasure's everywhere
Don't go far, circle close
The father, son, the holy ghost
To the trinity, I raise a toast
Secrets of the trinity
Lie within the number three
One, two, three lock boxComment
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