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  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
    • 26316

    #71
    Once my house got egged i chased the kids down the catwalk with a baseball bat and then when i turned the corner i had about 40 eggs tossed my way in all directions it was 1997
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    • stevek173
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      • 03-29-08
      • 27598

      #72
      In 1997 this guy with a baseball bat rounded a corner and me and my friends got him good w like 40 eggs. He had been chasing us.
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #73
        Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
        daggles, wasnt he explaining the karate kid movie?




        what was he dressed as


        I FORGOT
        A god damn SHOWER, Rudy.
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        • RudyRuetigger
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-24-10
          • 65084

          #74
          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
          A god damn SHOWER, Rudy.
          oh you are right...i forgot


          was i right about sammys box???
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #75
            Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
            oh you are right...i forgot


            was i right about sammys box???
            I have no idea.

            Thats why I asked.
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            • RudyRuetigger
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-24-10
              • 65084

              #76
              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
              I have no idea.

              Thats why I asked.
              I think I remember it having some weed and cash






              Chet was just down the hall so he had to keep it locked


              Though the refrig was open with coors
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              • JIBBBY
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-10-09
                • 83686

                #77
                Got another story..

                Dressed as Pat Riley and in a suit and had a basketball in my hand.. Went to a raging party at an airport hanger.. Slicked my hair back.. Looked just like him.. I was probably about 24 years old at the time.. Party ended my buddies and ride bailed on me with some chicks. I didn't have a ride home...

                I was drunk and couldn't find a cab to take me home.. Was about a 4 mile walk home so I started walking.. I knew I was walking thru a bad area at one point so I put all my money in my sock..

                Sure enough 4 Mexican's come running out of the dark at me with knives and a gun on a dark street.. Keep in mind I'm dressed like Pat Riley in a nice suit and with a damn basketball in my hand.. I'm backed up to a wall and drunk. They say give me your money!!

                I can't do shit they got a gun and knives pointed at me.. I got a damn basketball in one hand.. I tell them I don't have any money that's why I'm walking home. I open my wallet for them and show it's empty. They all check my pockets.

                They all get pissed off and run off empty handed. I keep walking home with a $100 or so still in my sock grinning with a smile.. TRUE STORY..
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                • RudyRuetigger
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-24-10
                  • 65084

                  #78
                  Originally posted by JIBBBY
                  Got another story..

                  Dressed as Pat Riley and in a suit and had a basketball in my hand.. Went to a raging party at an airport hanger.. Slicked my hair back.. Looked just like him.. I was probably about 24 years old at the time.. Party ended my buddies and ride bailed on me with some chicks. I didn't have a ride home...

                  I was drunk and couldn't find a cab to take me home.. Was about a 4 mile walk home so I started walking.. I knew I was walking thru a bad area at one point so I put all my money in my sock..

                  Sure enough 4 Mexican's come running out of the dark at me with knives and a gun on a dark street.. Keep in mind I'm dressed like Pat Riley in a nice suit and with a damn basketball in my hand.. I'm backed up to a wall and drunk. They say give me your money!!

                  I can't do shit they got a gun and knives pointed at me.. I got a damn basketball in one hand.. I tell them I don't have any money that's why I'm walking home. I open my wallet for them and show it's empty. They all check my pockets.

                  They all get pissed off and run off empty handed. I keep walking home with a $100 or so still in my sock grinning with a smile.. TRUE STORY..
                  highly unlikely


                  it was probably a cold night and you pissed your pants so you got warm


                  that is only reason you would smile
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                  • JIBBBY
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-10-09
                    • 83686

                    #79
                    Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                    highly unlikely


                    it was probably a cold night and you pissed your pants so you got warm


                    that is only reason you would smile
                    I had to walk 4 miles in dress shoes, keep that in mind.. That sucked, I didn't smile and grin for very long..

                    Just another Halloween story from back in the day. Oh and I don't panic when I have guns or knives pointed at me when drunk. I knew they probably weren't gonna shoot me or stab me once they thought I had no money.

                    I brushed it all off, no biggie and kept walking. I was smiling and grinning a little bit.. Absolute true story.
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                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 11-30-08
                      • 81450

                      #80
                      Socks seem to be a popular place to store money around here.
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                      • RudyRuetigger
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 08-24-10
                        • 65084

                        #81
                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                        Socks seem to be a popular place to store money around here.
                        i do not shower much so it is embarrassing to keep my money there



                        i rather keep it up my girlfriends ass


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                        • stevek173
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                          • 03-29-08
                          • 27598

                          #82
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                          • PAULYPOKER
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-06-08
                            • 36581

                            #83
                            Originally posted by JIBBBY
                            Got another story..

                            Dressed as Pat Riley and in a suit and had a basketball in my hand.. Went to a raging party at an airport hanger.. Slicked my hair back.. Looked just like him..


                            I was probably about 24 years old at the time.. Party ended my buddies and ride bailed on me with some chicks. I didn't have a ride home...

                            I was drunk and couldn't find a cab to take me home.. Was about a 4 mile walk home so I started walking.. I knew I was walking thru a bad area at one point so I put all my money in my sock..

                            Sure enough 4 Mexican's come running out of the dark at me with knives and a gun on a dark street.. Keep in mind I'm dressed like Pat Riley in a nice suit and with a damn basketball in my hand.. I'm backed up to a wall and drunk. They say give me your money!!

                            I can't do shit they got a gun and knives pointed at me.. I got a damn basketball in one hand.. I tell them I don't have any money that's why I'm walking home. I open my wallet for them and show it's empty. They all check my pockets.

                            They all get pissed off and run off empty handed. I keep walking home with a $100 or so still in my sock grinning with a smile.. TRUE STORY..
                            Ya shoulda just threw them your basketball or does that only work on the other cultural minority?

                            I can't remember..

                            (not jokin aroun pullin your lego my eggo Jibbs)
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                            • RudyRuetigger
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-24-10
                              • 65084

                              #84
                              where is sammy


                              can he confirm or deny what is in the box?


                              daggles lets bet 5 points as to what is in the box
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                              • SamsNCharge99
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-22-08
                                • 41242

                                #85
                                what box?
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                                • RudyRuetigger
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 08-24-10
                                  • 65084

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                  what box?
                                  unreal
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                                  • SamsNCharge99
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 10-22-08
                                    • 41242

                                    #87
                                    ok the lock box.......
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                                    • RudyRuetigger
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 08-24-10
                                      • 65084

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                      Sammy, what was in that lock box?
                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                      So what was in it, Rudy?
                                      Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                      What’s in the box rudy?
                                      see??????????


                                      we are waiting
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                                      • JIBBBY
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-10-09
                                        • 83686

                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by PAULYPOKER
                                        Ya shoulda just threw them your basketball or does that only work on the other cultural minority?

                                        I can't remember..

                                        (not jokin aroun pullin your lego my eggo Jibbs)
                                        They were tatted up Mexicans, they didn't want my basketball.. Now if it was a soccer ball maybe it would have been a different story..
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                                        • SamsNCharge99
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-22-08
                                          • 41242

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                          ok the lock box.......
                                          I know for sure my passport was in there since we went to Canada a few times since it was only 45 minutes away
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                                          • RudyRuetigger
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 08-24-10
                                            • 65084

                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                            I know for sure my passport was in there since we went to Canada a few times since it was only 45 minutes away



                                            see, i won daggles
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                                            • SamsNCharge99
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 10-22-08
                                              • 41242

                                              #92
                                              def no weed in the lock box since I didn't really smoke too often in college. Not enough to keep for myself, I would just tag along to the puff puff passing.
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                                              • SamsNCharge99
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-22-08
                                                • 41242

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                sammy's stache (weed) plus monetary funds as he was a bookie or sold weed


                                                you were wrong rudy
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                                                • RudyRuetigger
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 08-24-10
                                                  • 65084

                                                  #94
                                                  ok sammy


                                                  we know your refrig didnt have coors lights either
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                                                  • SamsNCharge99
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 10-22-08
                                                    • 41242

                                                    #95
                                                    i don't really have a reason to lie in this situation. I think I'm pretty honest about most things I post here
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                                                    • SamsNCharge99
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 10-22-08
                                                      • 41242

                                                      #96
                                                      i mean even today my weed is on my kitchen counter i don't keep it locked up

                                                      and my passport is still in my safe
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                                                      • RudyRuetigger
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 08-24-10
                                                        • 65084

                                                        #97
                                                        relax
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                                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-30-08
                                                          • 81450

                                                          #98
                                                          Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                                          def no weed in the lock box since I didn't really smoke too often in college. Not enough to keep for myself, I would just tag along to the puff puff passing.
                                                          Rudy owes me 5 points.

                                                          Well actually he owes me a lot more than that.
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                                                          • SamsNCharge99
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 10-22-08
                                                            • 41242

                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                            relax
                                                            text me rudy
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                                                            • SamsNCharge99
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 10-22-08
                                                              • 41242

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              Rudy owes me 5 points.

                                                              Well actually he owes me a lot more than that.
                                                              diggity, I need 13,000 points
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                                                              • RudyRuetigger
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 08-24-10
                                                                • 65084

                                                                #101
                                                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                Rudy owes me 5 points.

                                                                Well actually he owes me a lot more than that.
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81450

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                                                  diggity, I need 13,000 points
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                                                                  • PAULYPOKER
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 12-06-08
                                                                    • 36581

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                                                    what box?
                                                                    1 2 3 lock box

                                                                    You must find correct key hidden within this message Samuelsson...






                                                                    Suckers walk, money talks
                                                                    But it can't touch my three lock box


                                                                    Mysteries of the days of old
                                                                    You find the key, you got the gold


                                                                    Treasure's here, sunken there
                                                                    Buried treasure's everywhere


                                                                    Don't go far, circle close
                                                                    The father, son, the holy ghost
                                                                    To the trinity, I raise a toast



                                                                    Secrets of the trinity
                                                                    Lie within the number three



                                                                    One, two, three lock box
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                                                                    • RudyRuetigger
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 08-24-10
                                                                      • 65084

                                                                      #104
                                                                      daggles i need 400 added


                                                                      going to casino

                                                                      THANK YOU!!!
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                                                                      • SamsNCharge99
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 10-22-08
                                                                        • 41242

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Originally posted by PAULYPOKER
                                                                        1 2 3 lock box

                                                                        You must find correct key hidden within this message Samuelsson...






                                                                        Suckers walk, money talks
                                                                        But it can't touch my three lock box


                                                                        Mysteries of the days of old
                                                                        You find the key, you got the gold


                                                                        Treasure's here, sunken there
                                                                        Buried treasure's everywhere


                                                                        Don't go far, circle close
                                                                        The father, son, the holy ghost
                                                                        To the trinity, I raise a toast



                                                                        Secrets of the trinity
                                                                        Lie within the number three



                                                                        One, two, three lock box
                                                                        mr green with the revolver in the library?
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