My friend with benefits about to come over but apparently she's bringing her Aunt Flo

BrickJames · 10-21-20, 06:55 PM

She sounds like a real trooper!

Art Vandelay · 10-21-20, 07:01 PM

I think she could be swayed...

Bostongambler · 10-21-20, 07:01 PM

Flo sounds nice.

Bostongambler · 10-21-20, 07:02 PM

Kiss my Grits!!!

Doug tushyterror · 10-21-20, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by BrickJames

She sounds like a real trooper!

That she is.. as long as she don't claim to have a toothache when she gets here it should be a good night!

Bostongambler · 10-21-20, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

That she is.. as long as she don't claim to have a toothache when she gets here it should be a good night!

I’m laying -175 she doesn’t even have teeth.

Doug tushyterror · 10-21-20, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Kiss my Grits!!!

The wisecracking waitress in Alice ..good shit!

DiggityDaggityDo · 10-21-20, 07:08 PM

I bet she has a purty mouth

Doug tushyterror · 10-21-20, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

I’m laying -175 she doesn’t even have teeth.

Nah bro..she's 26, never did meth her choppers are on point.

Bostongambler · 10-21-20, 07:20 PM

Ok on point jibs. 👏 👏

KVB · 10-21-20, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

I’m laying -175 she doesn’t even have teeth.

DiggityDaggityDo · 10-21-20, 09:06 PM

You guys think he's banging her mouth yet?

Bostongambler · 10-21-20, 09:08 PM

Yes, he did. Then ordered pancakes.

DiggityDaggityDo · 10-21-20, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Yes, he did. Then ordered pancakes.

Nice.

It looks like he's talking to somebody named Tom.

At least on my phone when I am texting somebody that is where their name is.

But why would Tom be spotting?

KVB · 10-21-20, 09:11 PM

Ahh, the ole post copulation flapjacks.

Good call op, good call.

BrickJames · 10-21-20, 10:19 PM

She needs to get with the times and start taking it up the ass.

All the chicks are doing it these days. Thank God for porn normalizing anal.

Bostongambler · 10-21-20, 10:22 PM

How did everything turn out Doug?

stevenash · 10-21-20, 10:25 PM

I just wet myself laughing over this thread.

Knock it off you guys I have to change my shorts.

jacksonstreet · 10-21-20, 10:25 PM

what are you trying to make sound "believe able"?

Doug tushyterror · 10-21-20, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

How did everything turn out Doug?

Almost hit the "OVA" (Oral

Vag.

(on the rag) Anal:

)

stevenash · 10-21-20, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Almost hit the "OVA" (Oral

Vag.

(on the rag) Anal:

)

Doug tushyterror · 10-21-20, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

pologq · 10-22-20, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Almost hit the "OVA" (Oral

Vag.

(on the rag) Anal:

)

you convinced her for the 3rd hole huh. well done. the jedi here are proud.

pologq · 10-22-20, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

She needs to get with the times and start taking it up the ass.

All the chicks are doing it these days. Thank God for porn normalizing anal.

Doug tushyterror · 10-22-20, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by pologq

you convinced her for the 3rd hole huh. well done. the jedi here are proud.

Thankfully she's the type that doesn't need much convincing. As soon as I brought out the KY the Hershey Highway was open for business.

pologq · 10-22-20, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Thankfully she's the type that doesn't much convincing. As soon as I brought out the KY the Hershey Highway was open for business.

now that is fun for everyone involved

Fidel_CashFlow · 10-22-20, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by BrickJames

She needs to get with the times and start taking it up the ass.

All the chicks are doing it these days. Thank God for porn normalizing anal.

No doubt