I Just Got Into an Altercation

Chi_archie · 10-17-20, 10:49 AM

i'm glad it wasn't worse

JIBBBY · 10-17-20, 10:51 AM

Weeders you're a badass....

temple2010 · 10-17-20, 10:51 AM

I just wish we had video of this lol-

Sam Odom · 10-17-20, 10:55 AM

Seaweed · 10-17-20, 10:55 AM

I am not going out in public the rest of the day people are losing their friken minds

JohnGalt2341 · 10-17-20, 10:55 AM

Just curious, what is the primary reason why you won't wear one?

Seaweed · 10-17-20, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by JohnGalt2341

Just curious, what is the primary reason why you won't wear one?

I had one on, it just was below my nose. Easier to breathe for me. And it’s a lot to do with the principle of not being a sheep and bowing to whatever someone says. I would rather live one day like a lion that 99 years like a sheep

JohnGalt2341 · 10-17-20, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I had one on, it just was below my nose. Easier to breathe for me. And it’s a lot to do with the principle of not being a sheep and bowing to whatever someone says. I would rather live one day like a lion that 99 years like a sheep

Oh okay, gotcha. I misread it at first. I wear a mask when I'm in public places but I breathe fine and I don't wear glasses but I can understand how people wouldn't want to wear it over their nose.

RudyRuetigger · 10-17-20, 11:12 AM

saloon

juicername · 10-17-20, 11:15 AM

Do you not breath through your nose as well Seaweed, do you not understand the purpose of wearing a mask? It is not just a fancy chin diaper.

BigdaddyQH · 10-17-20, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I am not going out in public the rest of the day people are losing their friken minds

If I catch you in my neighbrhood without mask, I will beat the crap out of you. I think your story is like everything else you do, B.S., but just in case it is not, you are an arsehole and deserve to get the s**t kicked out of you.

flyingillini · 10-17-20, 11:19 AM

Violence isn’t the answer, Christ is.

Bostongambler · 10-17-20, 11:24 AM

Why didn’t you just hit him over the head with the black dildo

7deuceoff$uit · 10-17-20, 11:29 AM

Very un-canadian to kick over someone's cart eh?

KnuckleHeadz · 10-17-20, 11:36 AM

You should have bitch slapped him with that BBC dildo

hehfest · 10-17-20, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by BigdaddyQH

If I catch you in my neighbrhood without mask, I will beat the crap out of you. I think your story is like everything else you do, B.S., but just in case it is not, you are an arsehole and deserve to get the s**t kicked out of you.

He won't Seaweed because I will kick his teeth in first. No worries! And smallladyhq, I will hold you still while Seaweed shoves his new black dilldo down your throat.

Wegmine9 · 10-17-20, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Basically i was at the grocery store this morning doing my usual purchases when this guy asked me why I am not covering my nose with my mask. I said that’s my problem not yours cause I can’t give you anything through my nose. He said follow the law or i am going to have you kicked out. I said go ahead. 4 minutes later I am in the yogurt section and he comes with the manager and we are going back and forth and i still stand my ground. 7 minutes later a cop comes in the store while i am in the ice cream section grabbing iced cream sandwiches and he tells me that i have to exit the store. I said screw this and i walk out. Low and behold the guy who reported me is loading his groceries into his trunk when i walk past him and I said “You are a loser” He turns around and nods his head and says trumptard. At this point I know this guy is a big time loser and suck so i kick over his cart everything falls out Pineapples oranges everywhere he loses it and rushes me and we basically are in the parking lot locked arms on ground. Pure chaos for a minute before we get broken up and things cool down. I have a huge scratch on my forehead but he had a bloody nose.

You're full of sh-t

mjsuax13 · 10-17-20, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Basically i was at the grocery store this morning doing my usual purchases when this guy asked me why I am not covering my nose with my mask. I said that’s my problem not yours cause I can’t give you anything through my nose. He said follow the law or i am going to have you kicked out. I said go ahead. 4 minutes later I am in the yogurt section and he comes with the manager and we are going back and forth and i still stand my ground. 7 minutes later a cop comes in the store while i am in the ice cream section grabbing iced cream sandwiches and he tells me that i have to exit the store. I said screw this and i walk out. Low and behold the guy who reported me is loading his groceries into his trunk when i walk past him and I said “You are a loser” He turns around and nods his head and says trumptard. At this point I know this guy is a big time loser and suck so i kick over his cart everything falls out Pineapples oranges everywhere he loses it and rushes me and we basically are in the parking lot locked arms on ground. Pure chaos for a minute before we get broken up and things cool down. I have a huge scratch on my forehead but he had a bloody nose.

Show us the scratch.

JohnGalt2341 · 10-17-20, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Basically i was at the grocery store this morning doing my usual purchases when this guy asked me why I am not covering my nose with my mask. I said that’s my problem not yours cause I can’t give you anything through my nose. He said follow the law or i am going to have you kicked out. I said go ahead. 4 minutes later I am in the yogurt section and he comes with the manager and we are going back and forth and i still stand my ground. 7 minutes later a cop comes in the store while i am in the ice cream section grabbing iced cream sandwiches and he tells me that i have to exit the store. I said screw this and i walk out. Low and behold the guy who reported me is loading his groceries into his trunk when i walk past him and I said “You are a loser” He turns around and nods his head and says trumptard. At this point I know this guy is a big time loser and suck so i kick over his cart everything falls out Pineapples oranges everywhere he loses it and rushes me and we basically are in the parking lot locked arms on ground. Pure chaos for a minute before we get broken up and things cool down. I have a huge scratch on my forehead but he had a bloody nose.

I guess we can assume that the Cop was still inside while the altercation was happening?

odog11 · 10-17-20, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I had one on, it just was below my nose. Easier to breathe for me. And it’s a lot to do with the principle of not being a sheep and bowing to whatever someone says. I would rather live one day like a lion that 99 years like a sheep

Any self respecting lion wouldn't be caught dead in the yogurt section.

DiggityDaggityDo · 10-17-20, 01:36 PM

Trumptard is used as an insult in Canada? WOW

darrell74 · 10-17-20, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Why didn’t you just hit him over the head with the black dildo

Originally posted by 7deuceoff$uit

Very un-canadian to kick over someone's cart eh?

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

You should have bitch slapped him with that BBC dildo

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Stevepedo is already borrowing it for the day.

hank_kingsley · 10-17-20, 02:14 PM

Why are you advertising the fact that you're a huge douche?

MaltedHopsFrenzy · 10-17-20, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

You should have bitch slapped him with that BBC dildo

I think that's why he was at the store, but got kicked out before he could buy it.

Bandit · 10-17-20, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy

I think that's why he was at the store, but got kicked out before he could buy it.

most likely in the Cucumber Aisle

big joe 1212 · 10-17-20, 03:59 PM

bullshit story

no way you left your moms basement

Kermit · 10-17-20, 04:30 PM

Itsamazing777 · 10-17-20, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by BigdaddyQH

If I catch you in my neighbrhood without mask, I will beat the crap out of you. I think your story is like everything else you do, B.S., but just in case it is not, you are an arsehole and deserve to get the s**t kicked out of you.

Stfu your 80

shadymcgrady · 10-18-20, 07:22 PM

So... what happened to the ice cream sandwiches?

Auto Donk · 10-18-20, 07:38 PM

you violate governor whitmer's mask policy, you need your ass beat......

tell her hi for me........ and to "wash her

, and be prepared to fuk a while"......

(I'm quoting a high school student from oakland's poem from the early seventies with that line.......

Auto Donk · 10-18-20, 07:46 PM

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https://law.justia.com/cases/california/court-of-appeal/3d/25/1098.html

seeweed, the case above is probably read by every first year law student in Cali within a week of classes commencing.........

I've recited those poems in coffee houses accross the southwest united states......

this case may be vital to your case, so act like a law clerk and brief that case for me, as I haven't read it in a while, and may be rusty.......

I expect your research memo on my desk by 9 am....

ps.... this case has special meaning to me, as back in 2003, my new hotass girlfriend even named my ex-wife after one of the poems, that being "BIG HARRY STANKHOLD"........

SO, DON'T FUK IT UP!!!

Unrivaled · 10-19-20, 12:39 AM

You are in Canada? I've never heard anyone use the term Trumptard here.

I don't really believe this story, half the people I see in stores aren't wearing the masks properly so why would they kick you out.

Bostongambler · 10-19-20, 06:43 AM

Don’t become unraveled , unraveled. You will find he lies a lot.

pologq · 10-19-20, 06:49 AM

if this is serious i am glad you are ok.

why did you knock over the guy's cart? did you expect him to not react or were you prepared for a fight? just curious