Front room defense system, in these uncertain time.....

[Auto Donk]

I may have to shoot a video of this for the full effect of my newly arranged defense system surrounding the front entrance to DonkLand, but the bottom line is when one looks at our front room, no weapons are visible....

but low and behold, they are there, all within seconds reach should any unwanted "peaceful" protestors show up like they did in Missouri (where that couple packin' heat caught charges). Yes, nothing can be seen by anybody unless they look extremely close......

Hidden on one side of the entertainment center behind a planter with some kind of bush my wife put in it is a 36" baseeball bat, on the other side of the entertainment center, in a matching bush, is a browning over/under with buckshot loaded, six more shells of such resting right underneath the flatscreen in the entertainment center; a filet knife on a hutch next to the front door, behind a photo on the top shelf, and lastly, behind the hutch, with only the very tip of the handle showing, a flounder gig sharpened to the core..........

a four spot of bashing, stabbing, shooting and gigging, all unnoticable to the naked eye......


please come protest, antifa, blm, or anyone else for that matter......

[Auto Donk]

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I have a ‘Machine Gun Margarita’ in my front room. I offer these to the ‘peaceful protester’ until he passes out. I also have a tequila bottle in the shape of a machine gun.....

https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/the-machine-gun-margarita/

https://www.wine-searcher.com/find/institucional+gun+ak+t+tequila+reposado+mexico

[Auto Donk]

no way i could use those......

they say your most likely to be shot with your own gun.....

I drink too many margaritas as is, no doubt i'd be hammered one night and wind up dead after trying to drink those weapons as a night cap....

[Sanity Check]

I have a hedge of razor sharp pineapple plants seal team 6 couldn't breach without suffering injuries.

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LOL jk. Not quite there yet.

It is a #life_goal though.