What if phat phukk Chris Christie dies from COVID?

King Mayan · 10-03-20, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe

There is no way in hell Trump weighs only 244 lbs. maybe 10 years ago. With his height and girth, he’s pushing at least 260.

i saw the following online and had to laugh...

Trump is obese, for sure, but he is getting a break because brain density is higher than shit density.
So, since he is full of shit, and shit for brains, he seems heavier than he actually is.

Not only his he obese but he wears heels

KVB · 10-03-20, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn

I don't understand the mentality of some of you.

When unhealthy fat fukks die of heart attacks or stroke, it's expected but when they die of Covid, it's a tragedy?

They know what they're getting into when they stuff their fat faces with fully loaded XXL pizza and wash it down with 2 liters of Coke daily.

Originally posted by Booya711

Kahn once again with the voice of reason....wear a mask...make sure you social distance. Oh but let’s have KFC promote a chicken sandwich with two donuts as the bun

LMAO so true.

Chris Christie is like Don King, if America didn't have him, we'd invent him.

RudyRuetigger · 10-03-20, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

Not only his he obese but he wears heels

you should try heels so you can go on rides at disneyland

fukkin clown

JIBBBY · 10-03-20, 06:28 PM

I like Christie but he's a fat fock who forgot to eat right and work out.. High risk to die for sure from Covid.. He's obese..

Chi_archie · 10-03-20, 06:28 PM

Christie in the hospital now

hopefully they can move two beds together and lock them in place,....

pavyracer · 10-03-20, 06:55 PM

Only person who didn't test positive at the White House lawn last week was the Marine wearing a mask.

pavyracer · 10-03-20, 06:56 PM

And Christie looks like he lost some weight.

KVB · 10-03-20, 07:01 PM

Tremendous thread here.

But then again, any Chirs Christie thread is bound to take off.

icon · 10-03-20, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by homie1975

No Paver

It's a huge difference in BMI

Trump 6'3 and 244
Christie 5'11 and 265

He's in trouble. Very sad.

265? I think you're off by at least 100 lbs. Hes closer to 400 than 300

KVB · 10-03-20, 07:02 PM

Christie is GIF gold...

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KVB · 10-03-20, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by icon

265? I think you're off by at least 100 lbs. Hes closer to 400 than 300

Remember, he lost a lot of weight, you think he put it back on? I think he did a gastral band or something.

KVB · 10-03-20, 07:04 PM

He was big boy...

KVB · 10-03-20, 07:05 PM

Ok, one more and I'm out...

I know he'll always be know for basically shutting down the bridge to make an opponent late for work...

, but the beach move was pretty classic too...

jjgold · 10-03-20, 07:19 PM

Chris a legend

JIBBBY · 10-03-20, 07:30 PM

You eat like that you should expect to die early.. Corona or not.. BIG BOY!!!

KVB · 10-03-20, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Chris a legend

Yes. Paved the way for the legalization of sportsbetting across the nation. He will go down as the father of sportsbetting expansion.

He wasn't just fat, he was working on his baby for years.

He pretty much won.

funnyb25 · 10-03-20, 07:37 PM

This has potential to be the best thread of the year. Keep it up men.

homie1975 · 10-03-20, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Tremendous thread here.

But then again, any Chirs Christie thread is bound to take off.

Originally posted by funnyb25

This has potential to be the best thread of the year. Keep it up men.

Your OP tips his hat, thank you

hawkwind · 10-03-20, 07:42 PM

saloon-racist poster

JIBBBY · 10-03-20, 07:49 PM

I'm a fan of Christie, hope he doesn't die..

Should have went on a diet 10 or even 20 years ago though.. Gluttony is fun while you eat but not when you are dying..

jjgold · 10-03-20, 10:16 PM

I hope you are right he went because he has asthma

hehfest · 10-03-20, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by KVB

He was big boy...

Can you imagine this guy putting some rounds in the chamber and going to war? No. None of these freaks or clowns in these positions could even run down the street. But, somehow, they are telling all of us how to live and what to do?

homie1975 · 10-03-20, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by hawkwind

saloon-racist poster

Not true. I'll make fun of anyone regardless of race, color, religion or creed. I find things wrong w everyone. Trust me. And before u play Freud on me yes I know it means I'm "projecting" but ppl are phukked up and I truly enjoying pointing it out.

chico2663 · 10-03-20, 10:58 PM

nice diet plan

Okieirish · 10-04-20, 12:18 AM

Chris is fat. But, people die all the time. If you number is up, it will happen. You will spend a lot more time dead, than alive. Hoping for the "re-boot" of course. Meanwhile, live while you are alive. Christie has probably had some damn good meals.

pimike · 10-04-20, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by hehfest

Can you imagine this guy putting some rounds in the chamber and going to war? No. None of these freaks or clowns in these positions could even run down the street. But, somehow, they are telling all of us how to live and what to do?

Like
Shifty shift?????

???

JIBBBY · 10-04-20, 01:19 AM

Going old school...

53 defense · 10-04-20, 08:44 AM

Phuck a buncha him.....

Hurt alotta people in Jersey .......

Tomatoes gotta eat too....

7deuceoff$uit · 10-04-20, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Only person who didn't test positive at the White House lawn last week was the Marine wearing a mask.

That's not a Marine.

Bandit · 10-04-20, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by 7deuceoff$uit

That's not a Marine.

Glad you pointed that out deuce. Some of these brain surgeons wouldn't recognize a Marine, if one bit'em in the ass.

BOA12 · 10-04-20, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by Bandit

Glad you pointed that out deuce. Some of these brain surgeons wouldn't recognize a Marine, if one bit'em in the ass.

All protecting Saudi oil fields.