understanding Billy Idol........

[Auto Donk]

I once heard that no chick arriving in l.a. from the midwest, south, etc., could fuk anyone else until they f'd billy idol first (this was back in his prime, if there was such a thing).....

this vid happened to come up on youtube as I was doin' some "painting" (don't ask, but think of ballerholic's avatar), and seemed to last forever, so I finally quit painting and went to see what the fuk.......

watched a few mins of it, and all this mother fukker did during his live performances was hit on bitches up front.......

no wonder he f'd a ton of em, as with that many efforts and roadies inviting dozens of the hos back to the hotel, no wonder he racked up Donk-like numbers...........

I had to put up with adam ant inviting a ho of mine back to his hotel in austin while I was in law school, but this fukkin' billy idol puts ol "if I strip for you, will you strip for me" adam ant's ass to shame.........

[thezbar]

Always liked this song. Idol was creepy even then.
I arranged a first date with a easy blonde gal in the 80's to see Adam Ant. She convinced me to abort that plan and take her to a country western bar. She ditched me within a hour to go do some blow with some guys she knew. " Don't worry about me I have a ride home." Never spoke to her again.

[cecil127]

Idol set his sights on my X once...full court press. don't blame him. she was stunning. ~'90/'91

[StackinGreen]

When you think about how women sleep with guys that look like this and sing, lol

tells you all you need to know

[thezbar]

I was dating my X and asked her if she was interested in going to a Billy Idol concert. She was all for it and very excited. However her parents were dead set against it. Rather than fight them as she was still living at home she obeyed. I didn't understand at that time why they objected.
So I called an audible and we went to see Rod Steward instead. Her parents were somewhat apologetic the next time they saw me. I said the concert was Great and we had a fabulous time and I was glad we choose that concert.
What I failed to mention was that their daughter had drained my pipes in my car before the concert while we were in the parking lot. I guess that was her way of rebelling.I'll always think fondly of the L.A. Forum's parking lot because of that night.
I guess Billy Idol earned an assist in a round about way.

[Auto Donk]

I was dating my X and asked her if she was interested in going to a Billy Idol concert. She was all for it and very excited. However her parents were dead set against it. Rather than fight them as she was still living at home she obeyed. I didn't understand at that time why they objected.
So I called an audible and we went to see Rod Steward instead. Her parents were somewhat apologetic the next time they saw me. I said the concert was Great and we had a fabulous time and I was glad we choose that concert.
What I failed to mention was that their daughter had drained my pipes in my car before the concert while we were in the parking lot. I guess that was her way of rebelling.I'll always think fondly of the L.A. Forum's parking lot because of that night.
I guess Billy Idol earned an assist in a round about way.

absolute classic.........

reminds me of several such instances, where playing those cards works out so right........

until, that is, the nosy mom goes out and suddenly offers to wash and detail the inside of your car, and even when you get in it post detail four hours later, (in the hot august texas sun), the overwhelmingly pungent smell of her daughter's vagina that you plowed in your cloth bottomed seats the night before is STILL overwhelmingly present......... so much so that mom, who recruits engineers for ibm at the texas a&m campus, makes you drive her there while her daughter heads back to s.w. texas in san marcos, makes your carry her bags up to her room, and then demands that you fuk her like you fukked her daughter the weekend that she "cleaned your car."......

[thezbar]

I've been thinking of that conversion with her parents. My X interjected immediately and quickly changed the subject. Had to be around 1982. Times have changed since then. That spot is now So Fi Stadium.
Thanks for the nomination.