Anyone milk a cow? What is proper way to do it

[Seaweed]

I have to milk one in morning i was left with no choice but afraid to ask friends how to be laughed at serious how do you??

[cincinnatikid513]

have u ever milked a cat seaweed

[Seaweed]

have u ever milked a cat seaweed

Never

[adila1401]

YouTube it seawee

[carolinakid]

damn i thought this was a thread about Dolly Parton

[BeatTheJerk]

have u ever milked a cat seaweed

Weeder I have nipples can you milk me ?

[carolinakid]

that was a funny movie ^^^^^

[stake1]

Weeder, first you grab Debbie’s teeet, then nip. Squeeze. Repeat. Pump away

[mjsuax13]

https://youtu.be/oD2hx0uyhMo

[Johnnythunder]

No need to ever milk a cow, Cows milk is for baby cows not for humans. Both for health & ethical reasons as these animals are horribly maltreated. Avoid cows milk/dairy.

Almond, cashew, soy, rice, flax the list of alternatives to cows milk goes on. The almond milk ice cream I buy is the best ive ever had.

[Sanity Check]

No need to ever milk a cow, Cows milk is for baby cows not for humans.

There's a relevent reason the media put that talking point out there.

That you're missing btw.

[Manaconda]

Isnt all of this automated nowadays. Or are you hangin with the amish?

[Seaweed]

Why is milk
Bad?

[BeatTheJerk]

that was a funny movie ^^^^^

A fuckin’ classic pal.

[pologq]

buy the cow dinner first

[themike78]

Why is milk
Bad?

Because liberal snowflakes think it is animal cruelty. Don't listen to the fake news crybabies, milk is good for you. Everybody should be required by law to milk 12 cows a day and then eat 5 hamburgers.

[Auto Donk]

hold the head steady, you stupid mother fukker........

(2:35 if you ain't got time to study the whole video, you fkkkin' masked gecko)

[LibSuperstar]

damn i thought this was a thread about Dolly Parton

That's a different kinda milking.