Fighting Irish close campus, giving new meaning to "ND"

Okieirish · 08-19-20, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

NOT a good time to be a sexy babe at ND.........

NO DIKK.........

what in the fukk is a babe like this going to do?:

Welcome to UNIVERSITY OF DONK!!!!!!!!!!

UD.........

AKA Unlimited Dick for you!!!!

Quarantine with me ! GO IRISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pologq · 08-19-20, 08:22 PM

i have covid antibodies i can share.

Auto Donk · 08-19-20, 08:59 PM

if that babe told me, "let's party and fuk all night, but I've got corona....."

I'd be like "fuk it, how bad can corona be..... get those panties off and chop me a few lines while I pop this V."

Okieirish · 08-19-20, 10:57 PM

Throw down a few Vitamin C's also ! It would be a long life of regret passing on her !

BrickJames · 08-20-20, 03:11 AM

She will be back in her hometown getting the same team of dicks she has been getting all summer.

Here's the lineup;
-The bartender at the local bar.

-Her dads best friend.

-The bad boy from high-school who didn't go to college.

-the really successful 40 something guy with a huge house and a Ferrari.

-some guy she met at the gym

A chick like that is getting it no matter what. The guys in her hometown are probably celebrating right now.

pologq · 08-20-20, 05:23 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

She will be back in her hometown getting the same team of dicks she has been getting all summer.

Here's the lineup;
-The bartender at the local bar.

-Her dads best friend.

-The bad boy from high-school who didn't go to college.

-the really successful 40 something guy with a huge house and a Ferrari.

-some guy she met at the gym

A chick like that is getting it no matter what. The guys in her hometown are probably celebrating right now.

this is awesome. so true.

BrickJames · 08-20-20, 11:22 AM

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Okieirish · 08-20-20, 02:01 PM

There is a decent chance that chick would only be screwing one guy. Not every woman is a slut !

KVB · 08-20-20, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by BrickJames

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BrickJames · 08-20-20, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Okieirish

There is a decent chance that chick would only be screwing one guy. Not every woman is a slut !

Keep telling yourself that.

Watch some of those YouTube videos where they pull up on a chick and her boyfriend in a Lamborghini, the chick ditches her boyfriend and leaves in the Lamborghini every time.

TheMetsSuck · 08-20-20, 02:16 PM

Notre Dame chicks are 95% busted. They make Duke females look like super models. You have to get shitfaced and take home 6s in bulk to make it work. Fat girl hangovers are real. You’ll feel depressed for days but you just power through it with more booze and porn. Rinse and repeat. I feel for those that didn’t get the true college experience. I went to Arizona St before transferring to Wisconsin. The quality at these schools compared to all the schools I visited along the way is ridiculous. The terrible ones stick out like a sore thumb. Duke, Notre Dame, any school in Boston, most ivys, all small liberal arts, etc. Big state schools with great football and basketball programs are the only way to do it. That would be my advice to anyone in highschool

BrickJames · 08-20-20, 02:20 PM

FSU has the hottest chicks

TheMetsSuck · 08-20-20, 02:21 PM

ASU gives FSU a run for their money. Both in the top 3 for sure

Okieirish · 08-20-20, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by TheMetsSuck

Notre Dame chicks are 95% busted. They make Duke females look like super models. You have to get shitfaced and take home 6s in bulk to make it work. Fat girl hangovers are real. You’ll feel depressed for days but you just power through it with more booze and porn. Rinse and repeat. I feel for those that didn’t get the true college experience. I went to Arizona St before transferring to Wisconsin. The quality at these schools compared to all the schools I visited along the way is ridiculous. The terrible ones stick out like a sore thumb. Duke, Notre Dame, any school in Boston, most ivys, all small liberal arts, etc. Big state schools with great football and basketball programs are the only way to do it. That would be my advice to anyone in highschool

Most all the schools in the South have chicks galore. Being an Irish fan, I was never very impressed with the women up there. The Big 10 is not too impressive either, Most really smart girls don't get the good looks.

BrickJames · 08-20-20, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by KVB

I did that in one take after I had breakfast and worked out, but I had so much material in my head I could have made it hilarious for 30 minutes, just didn't want to post some long-ass sound file.

Maybe in the nomination thread for that post I'll make a new one with all the material I have.

BrickJames · 08-20-20, 05:29 PM

But if you listen closely you'll notice this is the way of the woman, she starts the day by getting and securing free drinks from bartender, then she moves on to the guy who's been her father figure since she was a teenage girl.

Then She Bangs the guy that's going to give her a bunch of free Coke that she can do at the club later.

Then she hits up the Ferrari guy for the car.

Then she's on her way to the muscle-bound gym guy because she won't get ****** with at the club with him well she does free cocaine and digests all the sperm for that day.

That is basically the life of a 20 year old super bangin blonde chick.

pologq · 08-20-20, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by BrickJames

But if you listen closely you'll notice this is the way of the woman, she starts the day by getting and securing free drinks from bartender, then she moves on to the guy who's been her father figure since she was a teenage girl.

Then She Bangs the guy that's going to give her a bunch of free Coke that she can do at the club later.

Then she hits up the Ferrari guy for the car.

Then she's on her way to the muscle-bound gym guy because she won't get ****** with at the club with him well she does free cocaine and digests all the sperm for that day.

That is basically the life of a 20 year old super bangin blonde chick.

hahahahahaha