my wife has a similar problem........ how big is too big?

[Auto Donk]

[KVB]

[pologq]

[BrickJames]

She got a lot of miles on her.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Those buttons never stood a chance

[nyplayer33]

Um no

[cincinnatikid513]

starting become fan of the smaller b cups

[Auto Donk]

starting become fan of the smaller b cups

you're a sick man..........






wonder what ol "Small b" Waves is up to these days.......

[BrickJames]

starting become fan of the smaller b cups

I'm just a fan of natural, that girl in the video looked natural.

If they're naturally small leave them small if they're naturally big let them swing if they're naturally perfect good for you.

I'm just sick of these bribes screwing it up with these surgeries.

Give me a check with a muscular ass and some little titties and I'm happy.

Give me a chick with a fat ass and some big titties and I'm happy.

Just don't come at me with those hard-ass weird looking fake titties, nowadays they're not really hard but you can tell they're fake cuz the skin gets stretched so tight.

This one chick I know used to be really hot and basically got addicted to surgeries she's on her second boob job and second Brazilian butt lift and now she just got done getting her stomach all reformed, I just want to give her a slap and say what the fukk are you doing? Not to mention she has lip injections that are way too big. Just looks ridiculous

[KVB]

...This one chick I know used to be really hot and basically got addicted to surgeries she's on her second boob job and second Brazilian butt lift and now she just got done getting her stomach all reformed, I just want to give her a slap and say what the fukk are you doing? Not to mention she has lip injections that are way too big. Just looks ridiculous

Unreal.

Tragic too.

[BrickJames]

Unreal.

Tragic too.

This chick was perfect. I don't know how they get it in their heads that they need all this crazy surgery.

Some kind of mental issue

[BrickJames]

They see the Kardashians doing it and they think that's what they should do, the worst part about it is this chick isn't even 25 yet and already has all this surgery.

Just looks like a fukking clown show

[pologq]

there is something to be said for BNT's...big natural titties

[Auto Donk]

there's something to be said for bad brazillian but lifts, too.......






such as, "baby, flip that ass implant over, so I can chop a line on it!"

gotta admit, it's much easier to do blow off a babe's ass if she can level it off like a table top......

[KVB]

[BrickJames]

there's something to be said for bad brazillian but lifts, too.......






such as, "baby, flip that ass implant over, so I can chop a line on it!"

gotta admit, it's much easier to do blow off a babe's ass if she can level it off like a table top......

Coke makes me limp donk. I'm jealous of guys who can do coke and still get it up.

Stuff makes me horny as hell too, its like the worst kind of torture.

[Auto Donk]

Coke makes me limp donk. I'm jealous of guys who can do coke and still get it up.

Stuff makes me horny as hell too, its like the worst kind of torture.

as does X... which is why you throw in a shot of viagra; enjoy the best of both worlds.....

as "the boys and girls guide to getting down" (one funny, but true, movie), put it, "if God had a drug of choice, it would be ecstasy mixed with viagra".......

nothing like a wonderful roll with a babe you love and the rock hard confidence of viag thrown in for the assurance that your dik isn't going to say "I'm outta here" on ya.......

[BrickJames]

as does X... which is why you throw in a shot of viagra; enjoy the best of both worlds.....

as "the boys and girls guide to getting down" (one funny, but true, movie), put it, "if God had a drug of choice, it would be ecstasy mixed with viagra".......

nothing like a wonderful roll with a babe you love and the rock hard confidence of viag thrown in for the assurance that your dik isn't going to say "I'm outta here" on ya.......

Never have a problem with the X.

It's the coke, it makes me absolutely useless so I will let the chicks go crazy and ill even inject it into their ass whit an oral syringe mixed with a little bit of water of course, just a tiny bit of water.

That is honestly the best way to do it get a oral syringe and mix a bunch with like a couple drops of water and shoot it up their asshole. They will be high for like 8 hours.

Problem is it's just tough to stay away from when you got good shit and hot chicks. It takes a lot of willpower. The Viagra won't even help it.

You ever done Cialis? it's way better than Viagra. Basically does the same thing but last for 36 hours.

[Auto Donk]

the ol' booty bump.......

have administered quite a few (hundred) of those myself.......

use the same type syringe I used to give my kids amoxocillin with....... (had to make sure I kept em separate areas of my loft, for sure)....


the V was the recreational go-to for me; did cialis a few times when I wound up somewhere (galveston island, to be exact), the first time at a swinger's party I never had a clue i'd be at..... it worked for a good while, but around the seventh or 8th trophy wife, I needed a booster.....

I know some of those pricks who's wifes I was fukkin' had s ome v or cialis or whatever, but they were tired of seeing their wives wait in line to fuk me, so they didn't offer any up when my ol hog leg finally gave out after around three hours..... little walk on the beach with two of their babes, and a trip to a little shit hole store in Jamaica Beach to buy some of those "extenz" or other bullshit they sell, I was back in the game for another 2 hours or so, and, now that I was pissed at those softons who didn't offer what I knew they had, I really tore their bitches up......

as V had never quit on me, I never used cialis unless someone offered it up........

[BrickJames]

the ol' booty bump.......

have administered quite a few (hundred) of those myself.......

use the same type syringe I used to give my kids amoxocillin with....... (had to make sure I kept em separate areas of my loft, for sure)....

They go crazy for it, and love anal on it.

[KVB]

Did someone say booty bump?

[Auto Donk]

Did someone say booty bump?

see if you can find a gif of another of my favorites........ shoving a blue dolphin up a babe's ass.......

first time i did it, I decided to go anal about an hour later, and pulled out what can best be called "smurf kahk".... at first, for a split second, I about freaked, being so high I'd forgotten we'd "option two'd" a tab up her ass......

sexy bad ass bitch, upon seeing it (I had to show it to her), sucked that smurf kahk clean in an ass to mouth classic......

[7deuceoff$uit]

[KVB]

see if you can find a gif of another of my favorites........ shoving a blue dolphin up a babe's ass.......

first time i did it, I decided to go anal about an hour later, and pulled out what can best be called "smurf kahk".... at first, for a split second, I about freaked, being so high I'd forgotten we'd "option two'd" a tab up her ass......

sexy bad ass bitch, upon seeing it (I had to show it to her), sucked that smurf kahk clean in an ass to mouth classic......

It's a tough one Donk, those Dolphins are horn dogs.

Something about higher level brain function.

And the girls seem to like it...

[hehfest]

The big lips are disgusting. They look like monkeys with them dam things. It's ridiculous.

[hehfest]

They see the Kardashians doing it and they think that's what they should do, the worst part about it is this chick isn't even 25 yet and already has all this surgery.

Just looks like a fukking clown show

LOL @ clown show. They certainly start to look like clowns.

[Auto Donk]

for any of you "scat" freaks, the same bad ass babe once went ATM on what can best be described as a chocostick.....

she was in a classic reverse cowgirl catcher's stance position bouncin' anal, when she suddenly decided it was time for ass to mouth.....

when she hopped off I could tell (smell, more accurately) that she wasn't "clean" back door and we had a potential problem, but she didn't so much as flinch at the prospect of slurpin' her own dinner from the night before off my rod.......

of course, I had to bring it up later, and she said "yah, that was a bit rough, but, when in Rome"...... prompting me to quip, "I think you mean Greece, baby".......

[Auto Donk]

I'm sure some of you remember my AutoDolph posts........

here he is in action, ready to breed a babe:

[pologq]

for any of you "scat" freaks, the same bad ass babe once went ATM on what can best be described as a chocostick.....

she was in a classic reverse cowgirl catcher's stance position bouncin' anal, when she suddenly decided it was time for ass to mouth.....

when she hopped off I could tell (smell, more accurately) that she wasn't "clean" back door and we had a potential problem, but she didn't so much as flinch at the prospect of slurpin' her own dinner from the night before off my rod.......

of course, I had to bring it up later, and she said "yah, that was a bit rough, but, when in Rome"...... prompting me to quip, "I think you mean Greece, baby".......

she is the real mvp

[Auto Donk]

she is the real mvp

[PAULYPOKER]