I get black lives mattering.... not the BLM organization, which doesn't give a flying liplock on a fukstick about any actual black lives, but which is a marxist bullshit organization, but the concept in general....
far more concerning to me, however, in these trying times, is a key aspect to all lives mattering.....
even mike tyson knows what matters to ALL lives:
that's right.... fundamental to any life being worth living is the ability to look down, and see this:
if I can't "throat" a babe enough to make her fake eyelash come off and stick to her forehead, then life is not worth living.... and since the Kung Flu pandemic washed up on our shores, fell-uh-tee-oh (my cousin's pronunciation of the word at age 13, having never heard the word spoken, but only having read it in a Penthouse forum letter back in the 80's) has been scarce around DonkLand....... and frankly, it sucks........ (not literally, obviously)....
not even the obligatory swipe of the tongue or the few draws to get things going........ nothing....... and it's making things seem to matter less and less around here.....
no doubt others are in the same boat, and it's time to address this lack of felluhteeoh problem on a national basis......
the nba is putting "black lives matter" on all of its courts? well, then the nba should also make a black, brown and white -- to symbolize that it affects people of all colors -- patch for all uniforms, and paint on all courts, a tasteful remake of the babe with the eyelash stuck on her head, with "FELLATIO MATTERS" underneath it.......
we will all benefit as a nation as we get back to getting our diks sucked on a regular basis, to completion. no more dry balls..... only clear-headedness and cleared pipes....
and don't hit me with some misogyny blast, as women love the control they achieve during the act (WHEN THEY WANT TO PERFORM IT), so it benefits them too.....
FELLATIO MATTERS
far more concerning to me, however, in these trying times, is a key aspect to all lives mattering.....
even mike tyson knows what matters to ALL lives:
that's right.... fundamental to any life being worth living is the ability to look down, and see this:
if I can't "throat" a babe enough to make her fake eyelash come off and stick to her forehead, then life is not worth living.... and since the Kung Flu pandemic washed up on our shores, fell-uh-tee-oh (my cousin's pronunciation of the word at age 13, having never heard the word spoken, but only having read it in a Penthouse forum letter back in the 80's) has been scarce around DonkLand....... and frankly, it sucks........ (not literally, obviously)....
not even the obligatory swipe of the tongue or the few draws to get things going........ nothing....... and it's making things seem to matter less and less around here.....
no doubt others are in the same boat, and it's time to address this lack of felluhteeoh problem on a national basis......
the nba is putting "black lives matter" on all of its courts? well, then the nba should also make a black, brown and white -- to symbolize that it affects people of all colors -- patch for all uniforms, and paint on all courts, a tasteful remake of the babe with the eyelash stuck on her head, with "FELLATIO MATTERS" underneath it.......
we will all benefit as a nation as we get back to getting our diks sucked on a regular basis, to completion. no more dry balls..... only clear-headedness and cleared pipes....
and don't hit me with some misogyny blast, as women love the control they achieve during the act (WHEN THEY WANT TO PERFORM IT), so it benefits them too.....
FELLATIO MATTERS
