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  • captrobey
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    Frog
  • Eddy Munny
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    • 08-13-13
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    #2
    How do we know that that's not a sock puppet attached to the arm of a bigfoot?
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    • captrobey
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      #3
      Originally posted by Eddy Munny
      How do we know that that's not a sock puppet attached to the arm of a bigfoot?
      He is a frog who has lived among them. Slept with them. Ate with them. Walked with them. That is why he is so happy.
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      • Eddy Munny
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        I don't think Frogger would hang with bigfoot. Bigfeet don't cultivate inter-species friendships. They are notoriously solitary. The entire animal kingdom flees when a bigfoot is in the area and the forest assumes an eerie quietude.

        I think the frog looks happy because he stumbled into some magic mushrooms and discovered his life purpose.
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        • Auto Donk
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          • 09-03-13
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          #5
          frogs were generally treated as disposable pocket pussies for most Bigfeet.......
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          • pologq
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            #6
            they say they taste like chicken too
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            • captrobey
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              Originally posted by Eddy Munny
              I don't think Frogger would hang with bigfoot. Bigfeet don't cultivate inter-species friendships. They are notoriously solitary. The entire animal kingdom flees when a bigfoot is in the area and the forest assumes an eerie quietude.

              I think the frog looks happy because he stumbled into some magic mushrooms and discovered his life purpose.
              Bigfoots love everybody there is no racism. All the animals of the forest are welcome in their underground cities . There are Mcdonalds in these cities too. But that is not surprising as there are Mcdonalds everywhere.
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              • captrobey
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                #8
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                frogs were generally treated as disposable pocket pussies for most Bigfeet.......
                Those are only the prostitute ones the ones with the bigger mouths
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                • captrobey
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by pologq
                  they say they taste like chicken too
                  The Bigfoots or the frogs? They say Yetis taste like a snow cone.
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                  • Eddy Munny
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by captrobey
                    Bigfoots love everybody there is no racism. All the animals of the forest are welcome in their underground cities . There are Mcdonalds in these cities too. But that is not surprising as there are Mcdonalds everywhere.
                    Bigfeet are racist against blackies for hijacking the BLM acronym. I once heard of a bigfoot who cut a blackie in line at McDonalds and when the blackie got lippy bigfoot punted him into the next county.
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                    • captrobey
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                      Bigfeet are racist against blackies for hijacking the BLM acronym. I once heard of a bigfoot who cut a blackie in line at McDonalds and when the blackie got lippy bigfoot punted him into the next county.
                      That did happen but he cut in front of the Bigfoot. It was actually a Skunk Ape that happened to. Never butt in front of a Skunk Ape.
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                      • Eddy Munny
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by captrobey
                        That did happen but he cut in front of the Bigfoot. It was actually a Skunk Ape that happened to. Never butt in front of a Skunk Ape.
                        Would you sponge bathe a Skunk Ape? For hygienic purposes only, no homo?

                        Maybe a bubble bath with body wash and Johnson & Johnson's hypoallergenic tear-free skunk ape shampoo?
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                        • JAKEPEAVY21
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                          Toad
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                          • captrobey
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                            Toad
                            That is racist
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                            • captrobey
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                              Would you sponge bathe a Skunk Ape? For hygienic purposes only, no homo?

                              Maybe a bubble bath with body wash and Johnson & Johnson's hypoallergenic tear-free skunk ape shampoo?
                              Yes a nice sponge bath they like. But they are hard to keep still they do not have a good attention span. Luckily i had just finished a sponge bath with Glunk (They look so different once you get all the filth off too) and Glunk found a fish so i could not finish because he was so excited .
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                              • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by captrobey
                                That is racist
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                                • captrobey
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                  I know that worm on the far right. Party animal . My wife will not let him hang with me anymore after we got arrested.
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                                  • Eddy Munny
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                                    • captrobey
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                                      You got it my friend what it is all about . Friendship. And eating cookies together .
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                                      • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                        • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                            • captrobey
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                              I laughed so hard at this one
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                                              • JAKEPEAVY21
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                                                • captrobey
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                  Another good one lol .
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