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  • PittsburghPlayer
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-11-10
    • 6760

    #1
    Sheriff has Warant for my Arrest, but is Not Executing the
    the fukking thing

    no shit, if you google my name, PittPlayer, you are advised to call those assholes and narc me out

    Swear this is true, I called them Friday and left a message that I would surrender and a couple jokes at their expense.

    No return call.


    btw, no fukking way I`m guilty of whatever the charge is

    and get this, it goes back to Nov last year

    good thing my skin is not tan yet
  • cybersharp
    SBR High Roller
    • 04-17-20
    • 244

    #2
    Jaywalking warrants aren't a priority right now.
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    • cincinnatikid513
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-23-17
      • 45360

      #3
      another sbr nut job
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      • Sanity Check
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-30-13
        • 10962

        #4
        There is probably a website where you can read the details of outstanding arrest warrants.
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        • PittsburghPlayer
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-11-10
          • 6760

          #5
          I read the details Sanity, if I recall correctly, Aggravated Harassment 2nd. This all stems from my psychotic sister and her hate-filled (misogynist) husband and ...

          commited hate crimes against my Mom and now me, and have turned the tables, gang-style, that I am the criminal
          the heat around here know I`m telling the truth, know and have spoken to enough Judges (but they don`t lift a finger) that know I am honest
          fukk, I spray-painted their sidewalk last year with many words, two of them were Polygraph Exam

          eventually they are going to stop

          and to the asshole above from Cincinnati that broke my balls
          you are a punk - fukk you
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          • juicername
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 10-14-15
            • 6906

            #6
            Yeah you don't sound crazy at all.
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            • cincinnatikid513
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-23-17
              • 45360

              #7
              Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
              I read the details Sanity, if I recall correctly, Aggravated Harassment 2nd. This all stems from my psychotic sister and her hate-filled (misogynist) husband and ...

              commited hate crimes against my Mom and now me, and have turned the tables, gang-style, that I am the criminal
              the heat around here know I`m telling the truth, know and have spoken to enough Judges (but they don`t lift a finger) that know I am honest
              fukk, I spray-painted their sidewalk last year with many words, two of them were Polygraph Exam

              eventually they are going to stop

              and to the asshole above from Cincinnati that broke my balls
              you are a punk - fukk you
              get some meds
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              • phinfan27615
                SBR MVP
                • 07-10-17
                • 1837

                #8
                image didnt show up

                <a href="https://gyazo.com/1724c35da04bb54b4f9e96ec9d8eb459"><img src="https://i.gyazo.com/1724c35da04bb54b4f9e96ec9d8eb459.png" alt="Image from Gyazo" width="621"/></a>
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                • pologq
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-07-12
                  • 19899

                  #9
                  Originally posted by phinfan27615
                  <a rel="nofollow" href="https://gyazo.com/1724c35da04bb54b4f9e96ec9d8eb459"><img src="https://i.gyazo.com/1724c35da04bb54b4f9e96ec9d8eb459.png" alt="Image from Gyazo" width="621"/></a>
                  looks like steve harvey with a wig
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                  • Sanity Check
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-30-13
                    • 10962

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pologq
                    looks like steve harvey with a wig

                    Its Neil Tyson Degrasse.


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                    • hehfest
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-28-08
                      • 7934

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
                      I read the details Sanity, if I recall correctly, Aggravated Harassment 2nd. This all stems from my psychotic sister and her hate-filled (misogynist) husband and ...

                      commited hate crimes against my Mom and now me, and have turned the tables, gang-style, that I am the criminal
                      the heat around here know I`m telling the truth, know and have spoken to enough Judges (but they don`t lift a finger) that know I am honest
                      fukk, I spray-painted their sidewalk last year with many words, two of them were Polygraph Exam

                      eventually they are going to stop

                      and to the asshole above from Cincinnati that broke my balls
                      you are a punk - fukk you
                      I was going to quote DeNiro from the movie Heat but then I remembered reading how much you don't like that POS. It was about feeling the heat coming around the corner...
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                      • PittsburghPlayer
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-11-10
                        • 6760

                        #12
                        ok, you were the ally I was waiting for
                        fukk ADKD and Texas too

                        (kidding, I`d give the fukker a hand-job if he and I were both queer)

                        we are going some 1st Amendment shit on my sidewalk soon, but for now I am pretty lit
                        sanding/prepping aluminum window frames to be re-coated w/ heavy-duty oil-base
                        paint tomorrow

                        `cause I have some weed that make a man want to work
                        sativa
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                        • PittsburghPlayer
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-11-10
                          • 6760

                          #13
                          Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                          get some meds
                          I have a leg and foot that can reach your throat
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            Crimestoppers is only offering five hundred for your info/digits.....


                            I'm trying to get them to $1,000, but will settle with them for $750 and five pounds of hamburger meat if push comes to shove.......


                            watch this video for a few tips if they show up, or happen to catch you on your bike:



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                            • PittsburghPlayer
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 01-11-10
                              • 6760

                              #15
                              are you talking to me?

                              are you talking to me?

                              I`m not a bad ass, only standing for ...
                              you can not question my position, not one man can

                              are you talking to me?


                              Originally posted by phinfan27615
                              <a rel="nofollow" href="https://gyazo.com/1724c35da04bb54b4f9e96ec9d8eb459"><img src="https://i.gyazo.com/1724c35da04bb54b4f9e96ec9d8eb459.png" alt="Image from Gyazo" width="621"/></a>
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                              • PittsburghPlayer
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 01-11-10
                                • 6760

                                #16
                                AutoKong, going sidewalk

                                set my will up where heh gets my shit, minus what I owe you X100
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                                • Slurry Pumper
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 06-18-18
                                  • 2811

                                  #17
                                  This may be the only criminal around who puts out an advertisement about being wanted by the cops.
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                                  • PittsburghPlayer
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-11-10
                                    • 6760

                                    #18
                                    yeah, I know
                                    there will not be a shit-load left, but hook the fukker
                                    up
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                                    • PittsburghPlayer
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 01-11-10
                                      • 6760

                                      #19
                                      yeah, that is what bullshit this is SlurryDude

                                      that is why I am going to bust their ballz

                                      they are not going to be able to beat/stop me w/out a bullet
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                                      • JIBBBY
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-10-09
                                        • 83686

                                        #20
                                        You got family issues bud.. Rise above..

                                        Try going to church as much as you hate it and don't want to and begin to read the bible. Go to a black church and that will be even more powerful if you have the guts.. I did a few times and it was great...

                                        Change your life and make a new change to save your family and future families ahead of you.. That happen with my family.. It's real... God is the answer.. My family is blessed today. That was all because my older brother found Jesus and got saved..

                                        I was an atheist and non believe.. Hated Jesus and religion.. That all changed because I saw how my older brothers life changed and he told me it wasn't bullshit.. Just reach out and try.. See if you find something.. I did and I found..

                                        My entire family are Christians today and we are happy, we don't divorce.. I'm actually kind of the black sheep in sense compared to everyone else now in my family tree today.. I got my flaws as Christian man but I try.. Like in this post, it's very honest post from me..

                                        Christianity is very powerful when you do it right like the bible says.. Book of wisdom.. Talk about love..
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          and if the book of wisdom fails you, fall back on "The Book of Donk" -- you might or might not get to heaven, but you will have a wonderful, fulfilling, pussy-filled life..........
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                                          • JIBBBY
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-10-09
                                            • 83686

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                            and if the book of wisdom fails you, fall back on "The Book of Donk" -- you might or might not get to heaven, but you will have a wonderful, fulfilling, pussy-filled life..........
                                            Lol.. Donkers you are a funny dude on SBR, love to sit down and have a beer with ya and shoot the shit then go deer hunting after.. Mans man you are pal!!!
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                                            • hehfest
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-28-08
                                              • 7934

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
                                              yeah, I know
                                              there will not be a shit-load left, but hook the fukker
                                              up
                                              Hey Pitty, Thanks a lot man. Got a good smile out of "hook the fukker up". Lol. While I've never been through exactly what you are, I will probably PM you with a story that would convince you I got swindled by someone in my family extremely bad too. Just don't even want to post it! It would put me in a rage and .........force me to..........
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                                              • PittsburghPlayer
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-11-10
                                                • 6760

                                                #24
                                                Called Court, date is later July. Told clerk expect my sidewalk to be chalked-up in the near future and hung-up. That was 2 hours ago, heat, undercover pigs swarming house since. I give them the bird.

                                                Fukk them, I got this.
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                                                • thechaoz
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-23-09
                                                  • 12154

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                  You got family issues bud.. Rise above..

                                                  Try going to church as much as you hate it and don't want to and begin to read the bible. Go to a black church and that will be even more powerful if you have the guts.. I did a few times and it was great...

                                                  Change your life and make a new change to save your family and future families ahead of you.. That happen with my family.. It's real... God is the answer.. My family is blessed today. That was all because my older brother found Jesus and got saved..

                                                  I was an atheist and non believe.. Hated Jesus and religion.. That all changed because I saw how my older brothers life changed and he told me it wasn't bullshit.. Just reach out and try.. See if you find something.. I did and I found..

                                                  My entire family are Christians today and we are happy, we don't divorce.. I'm actually kind of the black sheep in sense compared to everyone else now in my family tree today.. I got my flaws as Christian man but I try.. Like in this post, it's very honest post from me..

                                                  Christianity is very powerful when you do it right like the bible says.. Book of wisdom.. Talk about love..
                                                  Imagine a world that has lunar probes collecting samples in distant galaxies yet people who still think their are Gods floating up in the sky somewhere.

                                                  Are dinosaurs real?

                                                  Lol
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                                                  • PittsburghPlayer
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-11-10
                                                    • 6760

                                                    #26
                                                    Chaoz, you are a funny fukker

                                                    LibertyBibertyJibberty is only believing that there is something more to life than the time we spend here on earth.

                                                    I have difficulty finding fault in that.
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