Just got a house call from the locals.... Pct. 4 says music "so loud".....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Just got a house call from the locals.... Pct. 4 says music "so loud".....
    good thing I'm not black..... was blaring music out back by the pool, relieved that a fellow member of the bar represented, in all likelihood, a different George Floyd that died a few years back, and that there is not a huge false flag operation in play that would further divide our country......

    but, when the cops show, and -- due to me not hearing the doorbell and being out back by the pool with the wife drinkin Chandon (it's our ten year anniversary today -- married in Jamaica ten years ago today!) -- a deputy suddenly pops into view with gun drawn as this song is echoing across DonkLand:





    sure it impressed him..... rather than freak out, I slowly raised hands up, and pointed at the stereo with my left hand signaling the "I'll turn it down" symbol..... he nods, and I slowly go to the pool house stereo, cut the sound to normal, and listen to him explain that the neighbors are complainin' about the noise.....

    I apologize, tell him it's our tenth anniversary, and say I'll make sure I keep it down.....

    no need to get an attitude, just did what I knew he wanted me to do.....

    it's how to keep alive.....

    well, that, and being white........
  • PAULYPOKER
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-06-08
    • 36581

    #2
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