If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

[Seaweed]

Me?

Body hair

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

How good looking I am

[RudyRuetigger]

clicking your posts

[2daBank]

My rooster is a little too big.

[Seaweed]

Good ones

[ace7550]

[chico2663]

tired of the ladies calling me pop can

[BeatTheJerk]

Wish I was taller.

[manny24]

Me?

Body hair

gonna start growing some?

[Seaweed]

gonna start growing some?

I can’t grow a beard don’t know why

[ThaTopMoron]

My rooster is little.

fixed it for you

[BeatTheJerk]

I can’t grow a beard don’t know why

A solid full yet well maintained trimmed beard is a fixture for me.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Extend my nutting orgasm to last about 2 minutes long.

Fuk yeah

[Otters27]

Better at Sports

[BeatTheJerk]

Extend my nutting orgasm to last about 2 minutes long.

Fuk yeah

That would be hella cool blasting a whole herd of bitch sluts ...

[pavyracer]

Learn how to lie so one day I can become President of the USA.

[Seaweed]

Surprised nobody said more money or better job

[19th Hole]

“An arrogant man forever thinks he can do much more than he can.”




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[pologq]

lessen my anxiety/general worry

[johnnyvegas13]

Lol

maybe not becoming a complete alkkyyy is what he shoulda changed

[Slurry Pumper]

Be more concerned with my fellow man's well being. I'm way to apathetic to anyone's plight to be considered healthy.

[koz-man]

Learn to speak Spanish.

[nyplayer33]

Be younger 10 years

[hehfest]

Surprised nobody said more money or better job

Yeah. I'm near broke so money it is. The dagger was them shutting down the sports which was pretty much my only income. Poker too. I don't play poker online so that burned me as well. Fair to say COVERT-19 put me as close to Final Rage I've ever been.

[hehfest]

Learn how to lie so one day I can become President of the USA.

The great liars and deceivers always seem to be the ones with the most so if not POTUS you would atleast be very wealthy. Maybe you are on your own accord because there are rare exceptions to that rule....

[hehfest]

fixed it for you

lmfao

[BigJay]

This one’s already been said but the one thing I also would change would be letting by lifetime batting average drop below .300.

I too always felt I was a career .300 hitter.

[PittsburghPlayer]

I would stop using the men's room and start using the ladies room when away from home.

[19th Hole]

Lol

maybe not becoming a complete alkkyyy is what he shoulda changed

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If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Mickey Mantle

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.298 ave., not bad at all.
Man, I love the Mick.

[manny24]

greatly reduce contact with extended family

in-laws should become essentially non existent

[Sanity Check]

I would take all the time and energy I put into comprehending politics.

And divert it into something useful instead.

[Auto Donk]

after days of consideration among many choices designed to bust the OP's balls (long enough leg to kick him in the nuts all the way from DonkLand, for example), I finally decided to tell the truth......

in reality, it would be much smaller balls -- even down to ordianary sized balls -- and crank, as I could have run even faster, and would have turned in better than a 4.65 forty to walk on to A&M's football team after having made it on to the 12th man kickoff team....... the extra speed would have made it worth staying on to try to get on the actual squad. as it was, it wasn't worth having to do all the same workouts/time commitments of the team, just to be one of the lunatics that covered kickoffs.... said thanks but no thanks....

[manny24]

oh wow "Donkey Football" !!!!!!!!

[captrobey]

The Penis sticking out the middle of my forehead.