Donker, tell us about your patented "jerking fister" move

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Rumor is that there have only been five or six humans to ever pull this maneuver off.

[KVB]

DDD, there's a reason your shoes stick to the floor of Donkland like it's cheap movie theatre.

Don't poke the bear, not even with a fist.

[jjgold]

blow yourself??

[DiggityDaggityDo]

blow yourself??

JJ can you do it?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Check in, Donker.

[hehfest]

The man-euver went down after Donk watched Marilyn Manson.

[Auto Donk]

JJ can you do it?

let's address the opening act for the jerking fister first:





not even "plastic man fourth shift JJ" could reach that pathetic schshort (opposite of schlong) for a little auto-fellashe......

[Auto Donk]

jerking fister.... went down in 2004....

when I tell of this event live, in person, I usually ask them -- after initially telling them I have done something that, in all likelihood, only a handful of humans has ever accomplished -- "have you ever jerked off in a pussy?" most will say, sure, and I'll follow up with, "sure, we all have jerked of ON or INTO a pussy, but have you really ever jerked off IN a pussy? As in, INSIDE A PUSSY?"

That's usually when the blank stare of a mix of both amazement and befuddlement sets in on my audience.... and as it hits them, they usually say, "yes, you probably are one of only a handful of humans to ever do that".......


as for the event, I was fisting this delightful little fuk bud of mine back in 04, and really had her wallowed out, alternating hands, back and forth, wearing her shit out.... as I was pounding it mid wrist or so in depth, it dawned on me that as my wrist is only half the size of my fist, I'd probably be able to get both fists in with some effort.... that was an ordeal, and midway through those efforts I decided "well, not tonight on the double fister," but my rock hard schwantz was extending right up to where both hands were working, and the little light bulb went off that while both fists aren't goin in, I can probably get my rod in with one fist......

and of course I immediately thought "this is gonna be cool" as I rotated my fist the traditional "donk jerk"position inside her, then slid my rod right into her into my waiting hand, and started slowly stroking it inside her...... not saying a word..... she immediately knew what I was doing, and started having big O after big O at the kink factor of having a guy jerk off inside her......... which got me there a minute later as I popped one off.........

[hehfest]

jerking fister.... went down in 2004....

when I tell of this event live, in person, I usually ask them -- after initially telling them I have done something that, in all likelihood, only a handful of humans has ever accomplished -- "have you ever jerked off in a pussy?" most will say, sure, and I'll follow up with, "sure, we all have jerked of ON or INTO a pussy, but have you really ever jerked off IN a pussy? As in, INSIDE A PUSSY?"

That's usually when the blank stare of a mix of both amazement and befuddlement sets in on my audience.... and as it hits them, they usually say, "yes, you probably are one of only a handful of humans to ever do that".......


as for the event, I was fisting this delightful little fuk bud of mine back in 04, and really had her wallowed out, alternating hands, back and forth, wearing her shit out.... as I was pounding it mid wrist or so in depth, it dawned on me that as my wrist is only half the size of my fist, I'd probably be able to get both fists in with some effort.... that was an ordeal, and midway through those efforts I decided "well, not tonight on the double fister," but my rock hard schwantz was extending right up to where both hands were working, and the little light bulb went off that while both fists aren't goin in, I can probably get my rod in with one fist......

and of course I immediately thought "this is gonna be cool" as I rotated my fist the traditional "donk jerk"position inside her, then slid my rod right into her into my waiting hand, and started slowly stroking it inside her...... not saying a word..... she immediately knew what I was doing, and started having big O after big O at the kink factor of having a guy jerk off inside her......... which got me there a minute later as I popped one off.........

The best question has to be: Did anyone make her their wife after this?

[Auto Donk]

she passed away during sex at 0'600 hrs one sunday morning, after an epic all-night love/kinkfest, good bless her soul.........


tho she went out the way she wanted to, multiple orgasms and a smile on her face.........


a prime example of when women get over age of 35, they should not take the pill...... particularly if they have a mitral valve prolapse..... pill-induced blood clot caused massive stroke.....

we were takin' a break after a particularly spirited round, and as her high heels clicked on my hardwood floors as I was in the restroom waiting for the ol rod to subside to take a wiz, she came around the bed, toward me, and dropped..... seeing her eyes go blank and her starting to fall, I rushed to her and caught her before she could hit the ground.... she never regained consciousness despite an army of first responders showing up and giving it their best efforts.....


I've told a few sbr'ers this tale, including at the last bash..... don't think I ever fully shared it with the forum, until now.....

[Auto Donk]

to show how horny, and perhaps sick, women are, when I finally got "back in the saddle" and started to date again (we'd gone exclusive except for a dual pursuit of bi babes, tho that had tapered off as well and we were pretty much fully exclusive), the subject of why a "guy like me was single" would inevitably come up, and I'd tell a very sanitized version of spirited sex leading to her heart beating so fast and hard it broke a clot loose, leading to the stroke, which had a handful of women all coming to the same conclusion and saying essentially the same thing, which was this:

"so, you're telling me that you fukked her to death.... would you try to do that to me????"

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Well that story had a sad ending.

[Auto Donk]

diggity, I'm pretty sure I showed you a photo of that little angel one night, rest assured, the silver lining is she went the way both you and I -- and she -- have always said we wanted to go.....

the card she wrote me the xmas before the event said she "could not imagine anything more special or perfect than to love me until her last dying breath"..... or something real close to that, and that's exactly what happened..... bittersweet for sure.... most monumental loss in my lifetime for sure......

on the upside, she went out as happy as she'd ever been, and as satisfied, and as beautiful as she'd ever felt, and as loved as she'd ever been.... we should all be so lucky......

[KVB]

jerking fister.... went down in 2004....

when I tell of this event live, in person, I usually ask them -- after initially telling them I have done something that, in all likelihood, only a handful of humans has ever accomplished -- "have you ever jerked off in a pussy?" most will say, sure, and I'll follow up with, "sure, we all have jerked of ON or INTO a pussy, but have you really ever jerked off IN a pussy? As in, INSIDE A PUSSY?"

That's usually when the blank stare of a mix of both amazement and befuddlement sets in on my audience.... and as it hits them, they usually say, "yes, you probably are one of only a handful of humans to ever do that".......


as for the event, I was fisting this delightful little fuk bud of mine back in 04, and really had her wallowed out, alternating hands, back and forth, wearing her shit out.... as I was pounding it mid wrist or so in depth, it dawned on me that as my wrist is only half the size of my fist, I'd probably be able to get both fists in with some effort.... that was an ordeal, and midway through those efforts I decided "well, not tonight on the double fister," but my rock hard schwantz was extending right up to where both hands were working, and the little light bulb went off that while both fists aren't goin in, I can probably get my rod in with one fist......

and of course I immediately thought "this is gonna be cool" as I rotated my fist the traditional "donk jerk"position inside her, then slid my rod right into her into my waiting hand, and started slowly stroking it inside her...... not saying a word..... she immediately knew what I was doing, and started having big O after big O at the kink factor of having a guy jerk off inside her......... which got me there a minute later as I popped one off.........

[Auto Donk]

that's the look of combined amazement/befuddlement I'm talking about......

[cincinnatikid513]

still waiting on the book to come out

[DiggityDaggityDo]

still waiting on the book to come out

I’ve got the magazine subscription.

Worth every penny.

[jtoler]

has the patent worn out on this. how does one know he won’t be sued if he tries it

[Tanko]

Donk....
Did you used to write for Penthouse forum?

[Auto Donk]

Donk....
Did you used to write for Penthouse forum?

;


no, only jerked off to it from ages 12-13; then started having sex and quit reading the shit...... plus, was tired of looking at moldy pages of the fukin' Penthouses we were lucky enough to find in drainage ditches, side of the road, etc....

it was always a great day when our bike ridin' asses found discarded fukbooks..... always wondered what kind of idiots threw porno out on the side of the road...... tho I thanked God those jerkoffs existed..... for other than the Polaroids I stole of my next door neighbors Mom from his parents bedroom after school before they got home, they were all we had (excluding denise austin shakin' her ass at 6 am on espn and that tatiana bitch on Gilad right afterward) to jerk off to in the late 70's.... oh yeah, and the black and white panty ads in the sears catalogue.....

as for those porn tossin' jerkoffs, I finally figured the shit out after my first wife found my f'n porn stash full of "Buttmaster" magazines, and told me they go or she goes...... I flung those bastards out on the side of the road for some young cali boys to find.... kinda like easter, I tossed them out one by one all over newport beach, into ditches and shit, just so youngsters could enjoy those fine asses......

my mom used to say I was always eager to go to school to people..... no, I was eager to get my "before school jerk on to Denise".... always having to wait for the one minute per show where they'd actually show her fukkin' ass cheeks flappin beneath her leotard line...... to this day, I think it's espn's/msm's reluctance to show ass cheeks on exercise bitches and female college gymnasts that made me such an ass man -- the rarity of live ass shots made me crave fine ass......

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, did you see her daughter following her mom’s footsteps?

[Tanko]

Diggity... Mom or daughter? Pick 1.

Donker, did you see her daughter following her mom’s footsteps?

[JoeCool20]

LOL Imagine putting a whole fist into a pu$$y. Then imagine if you also had room to put your dik in and jerk off too!

Freakin Grand Canyon of pu$$ies.

[Eddy Munny]

LOL Imagine putting a whole fist into a pu$$y. Then imagine if you also had room to put your dik in and jerk off too!

Freakin Grand Canyon of pu$$ies.

Are those the words engraved on your mother's tombstone?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Diggity... Mom or daughter? Pick 1.

Well, daughter obviously.

As long as she is legal in the state that I live in.

[Auto Donk]

daughter.... regardless of age.....

that bod is ready to be bred....

and i've shot enough loads to her mother's ass, it's almost as if I have actually done her......

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[The Kraken]

diggity the silver lining is she went the way both you and I -- and she -- have always said we wanted to go.....

Diggity wants to die by having a stroke while Donk has a fist and rock hard kahk up his ass having a “stroke”????

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Say what?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[DiggityDaggityDo]