Lawn Cops

[hehfest]

I've done this just about everywhere I've lived. I don't give a sh*t about cutting the lawn and it sometimes gets to where neighbors start to suggest it. As if they think because they suggested it, I will go out of my way and cut it immediately. I have a system. If they suggest it, it gets kicked back 2 extra days bare minimum on the day I "planned" on cutting it. It also sometimes gets to the point where they offer to cut it for you. LOL.

Now, I also implement a "teasing" of the lawn commies. I will go out there with the lawnmower and put it out there, leave it there for a few hours and then put it back in the garage. Or, I will go clean the dog poop which usually means I'll be cutting the lawn that day.

I kid you not, these people sit around in their house all day and that lawn being uncut drives them nuts. I think they lose sleep over it. They're obsessed with it.

Any other teasing suggestions to f*ck with them? I've thought of starting it up and running one path and then stopping too. Maybe that's next.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Paint it pink or purple

Hire my guys Manny and Danny. They hit all 4 houses I own here weekly for $240 month.

[The Kraken]

My neighbor was the HOA nazi and always had the nicest yard, our yard was nice but nothing like his. He loved giving us advice and tips on how to improve our lawn.

One day I come home and see someone putting a “lawn of the month” sign in his yard... he wasnt home to see it so once the guy put the sign in his yard and left, I promptly moved it to my lawn. It stayed there all month and he never said another word about our lawn

[Grits n' Gravy]

My neighbor was the HOA nazi and always had the nicest yard, our yard was nice but nothing like his. He loved giving us advice and tips on how to improve our lawn.

One day I come home and see someone putting a “lawn of the month” sign in his yard... he wasnt home to see it so once the guy put the sign in his yard and left, I promptly moved it to my lawn. It stayed there all month and he never said another word about our lawn

HOA are rackets.

[The Kraken]

Never again

[Grits n' Gravy]

Never again

Haven’t paid them in over a year at one of our places because they refuse to provide us with sheets showing where the money actually goes. There is no public area landscaping done and no commons area. About 2 dozen others followed me and stopped paying as well.

[captrobey]

Haven’t paid them in over a year at one of our places because they refuse to provide us with sheets showing where the money actually goes. There is no public area landscaping done and no commons area. About 2 dozen others followed me and stopped paying as well.

Once in awhile we get a stupid request. Living in Camden it is normally Keep the weeds down or Make sure the crack head Whore sitting on our front steps is properly groomed.

[hehfest]

Paint it pink or purple

Hire my guys Manny and Danny. They hit all 4 houses I own here weekly for $240 month.

How it would all go down in person with me, you, and Donk? I'd have Donk on his knees and he'd have you laying flat on the ground. I'd have him paint your face pink with oil-based paint. You know this, and I think Donk knows it too.

[Grits n' Gravy]

How it would all go down in person with me, you, and Donk? I'd have Donk on his knees and he'd have you laying flat on the ground. I'd have him paint your face pink with oil-based paint. You know this, and I think Donk knows it too.

Truthfully, if the 3 of us met I would immediately put a bullet in your head and let donk do what donk does to gaping assholes. One less white piece of trash. God’s work done.

[PittsburghPlayer]

[hehfest]

Truthfully, if the 3 of us met I would immediately put a bullet in your head and let donk do what donk does to gaping assholes. One less white piece of trash. God’s work done.

Now common sh*t n' n*gglets. You know I come to the party with 2 guns. One for each of ya.

[hehfest]

Back to the lawn. I think I will do one path tomorrow and then shut it down. That'll get em' good. LMFAO. They might think something went bad with the mower or something.

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

I've done this just about everywhere I've lived. I don't give a sh*t about cutting the lawn and it sometimes gets to where neighbors start to suggest it. As if they think because they suggested it, I will go out of my way and cut it immediately. I have a system. If they suggest it, it gets kicked back 2 extra days bare minimum on the day I "planned" on cutting it. It also sometimes gets to the point where they offer to cut it for you. LOL.

Now, I also implement a "teasing" of the lawn commies. I will go out there with the lawnmower and put it out there, leave it there for a few hours and then put it back in the garage. Or, I will go clean the dog poop which usually means I'll be cutting the lawn that day.

I kid you not, these people sit around in their house all day and that lawn being uncut drives them nuts. I think they lose sleep over it. They're obsessed with it.

Any other teasing suggestions to f*ck with them? I've thought of starting it up and running one path and then stopping too. Maybe that's next.

Should definitely just mow the damn thing, or pay a kid to do it. Or pay JJ, he needs the money and has been doing it during quarantine

[big joe 1212]

Cut letters F U C K O F F in lawn

[Foxx]

One day I come home and see someone putting a “lawn of the month” sign in his yard... he wasnt home to see it so once the guy put the sign in his yard and left, I promptly moved it to my lawn. It stayed there all month and he never said another word about our lawn

Nice, good one

[BrickJames]

Paint it pink or purple

Hire my guys Manny and Danny. They hit all 4 houses I own here weekly for $240 month.

You need to cut the lawn at crack houses?