Joining the army

[ApricotSinner32]

God speed gentlemen.

[lonegambler23]

what made you come to this decision son?

[ApricotSinner32]

Perks/Benefits/Not caring if I die.

[ApricotSinner32]

[Goat Milk]

You won't last

Don't have a warrior mentality

Also one slip up and ur done

Likely for u Venditto, can't control ur urges.

Godspeed

[ApricotSinner32]

Goat cu m you're the real deal. We'll see.

[Goat Milk]

Lol good luck

[ApricotSinner32]

Lol good luck

thanks ace

[bobbyfk]

Guy wont last a week

[ApricotSinner32]

[sosawestbrook]

Godspeed good sir

[cincinnatikid513]

no way, they won't take a thin little runt stiff scammer like you,

[ApricotSinner32]

Cincy kid your mothers unibrow is bigger than the panama canal you fuking mut.

[big joe 1212]

Is it still don’t ask don’t tell or is it all out in the open now?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Guy wont last a week

Bobby, how do you know?

What do you know that we do not know?

[ApricotSinner32]

Bobby knows that he's got 450 pound pussy juice circulating through his blood.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Decent songs in this thread.

WOW

[pologq]

good luck

[captrobey]

God speed gentlemen.

If you do not make it there is always the coast guard. When i was in boot camp we had one guy who kept running away . They would catch him every time because he would be walking around town still wearing his boot camp attire .

[TheLock]

Good luck, Sinner.

There’s a lot of upsides to this move you’re making. Just tough out the first few months and you’ll be good.

[Auto Donk]

Kick some ass, Sinner!!!!

assume any future cab drivers running at you will explode when they get to you.... gun their asses down, too..... same thing goes for burka wearing babes moving toward you......... light em up........

stay safe and make us proud (prouder than we already are of your commitment to defend this fine nation)!!!

[BeatTheJerk]

A slave to the Government now, good luck.

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

because you're not strong enough for the Marines?

[ApricotSinner32]

because you're not strong enough for the Marines?

Because army pays out the best bonuses

[Ebumdude]

Because army pays out the best bonuses

This is false advertisement.

Have you already signed the dotted line of commitment?

[BeatTheJerk]

Because army pays out the best bonuses

If you get the max bonus which is probably like $40,000. Who are you kidding here Patty, you’ll lose that money in two months gambling. You’re a fuckin’ degenerate & you will always be one. The Army won’t change that , it will just put that on hold. You will self-destruct once again. That is your calling to the world ....

[ApricotSinner32]

If you get the max bonus which is probably like $40,000. Who are you kidding here Patty, you’ll lose that money in two months gambling. You’re a fuckin’ degenerate & you will always be one. The Army won’t change that , it will just put that on hold. You will self-destruct once again. That is your calling to the world ....

Your mothers crotch smells like eggs

[BeatTheJerk]

Your mothers crotch smells like eggs

Weak as fuk Rebuttal

[ApricotSinner32]

Yeah take some more selfies with a forehead the size of mother russia jack

[BeatTheJerk]

I got hair pal look at the new selfie just for your viewing pleasure !

[ApricotSinner32]

This guy is gayer than richard simmonds confirmed. Who pumped you full of tranny hormones ace?

[BeatTheJerk]

This guy is gayer than richard simmonds confirmed. Who pumped you full of tranny hormones ace?

You wanna fuk me pal ?

[BeatTheJerk]

You say the dumbest shit, the mind of a child. Telling mother jokes and now I’m gay .... You’re a whack confused human being in our present day & your lost @ 30. That’s why you’re going to the army and you’ll become a slave to this nation by choice not by draft.

[BeatTheJerk]

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[cincinnatikid513]

guy looking for a payday