Lexus Bree on Twitter posted an interesting poll:
Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex?
Discuss
dbartinbwgc
SBR Wise Guy
11-11-08
795
#2
Oral sex, its easy to give up what the wife dont give
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Slurry Pumper
SBR MVP
06-18-18
2811
#3
Oral sex is the way my wife gets the head cheese she needs.
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konck
SBR Posting Legend
10-17-06
12554
#4
Originally posted by dbartinbwgc
Oral sex, its easy to give up what the wife dont give
Geez dude ...ya gotta stay clean smell good and man scape...they really don't mind doing it if they don't gag from your stink
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pologq
SBR Posting Legend
10-07-12
19899
#5
Originally posted by konck
Geez dude ...ya gotta stay clean smell good and man scape...they really don't mind doing it if they don't gag from your stink
i would agree. most do it. most are not as good as they think they are either.
i would take cheese over oral for that reason.
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MaltedHopsFrenzy
SBR Hall of Famer
10-08-10
8944
#6
Reminds me of the joke:
Guy walks into a bar & sees a sign "Hamburgers, $5 // Handjobs, $10"
He looks at the sexy bartender and says, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
Sexy bartender says, "I sure am, honey!!!!"
Guy says, "Well, go wash your FU##ING hands, I want a hamburger....."