I Smoked DMT and Tried to Reason With the Coronavirus

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  • Eddy Munny
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    • 08-13-13
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    #1
    I Smoked DMT and Tried to Reason With the Coronavirus
    I blasted off into hyper-dimensions to try and wrangle this COVID-19 character. I just wanted to talk, no judgements, no ridicule, no condescension, just me and the virus, mano y microbe. Let me tell you something, that Corona is hard to get a hold of. He/she is busy beyond words and I was unable to reach him despite my journey to the outer recesses of the universe . I am exhausted. I did this for mankind. I made the sacrifice while you're all sitting there on your faux-leather couches and watching football games from the Reagan administration.
  • hawkeye 16
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    • 09-07-17
    • 3553

    #2
    Originally posted by Eddy Munny
    I blasted off into hyper-dimensions to try and wrangle this COVID-19 character. I just wanted to talk, no judgements, no ridicule, no condescension, just me and the virus, mano y microbe. Let me tell you something, that Corona is hard to get a hold of. He/she is busy beyond words and I was unable to reach him despite my journey to the outer recesses of the universe . I am exhausted. I did this for mankind. I made the sacrifice while you're all sitting there on your faux-leather couches and watching football games from the Reagan administration.
    Thanks for trying Munny. You did the best you could.
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    • Brock Landers
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      • 06-30-08
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      #3
      Deep thinking
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      • JIBBBY
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        • 12-10-09
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        #4
        What drug or drink besides DMT are you on Munny when starting this thread? That's what inquiring minds want to know?

        I'm jealous and sober.. ...

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        • gauchojake
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          • 09-17-10
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          #5
          I don’t think you smoke DMT
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          • blankoblanco
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            • 11-18-11
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            #6
            I've only smoked DMT twice but they were both pretty crazy experiences (in a good way) and small, indescribable parts of it have stuck with me. Everyone should try it at least once IMO

            Thanks for trying to save the world Eddy
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            • 19th Hole
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              • 03-22-09
              • 18388

              #7
              Originally posted by gauchojake
              I don’t think you smoke DMT
              Of course you do.
              Usually dip a joint into the liquid and boom....
              Instant out of body experience.
              You are soaring in the cosmos looking down on you muscular shell.
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              • gauchojake
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                • 09-17-10
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                #8
                Originally posted by 19th Hole
                Of course you do.
                Usually dip a joint into the liquid and boom....
                Instant out of body experience.
                You are soaring in the cosmos looking down on you muscular shell.
                Hmmm didn’t know that. Always thought it was ingested/drank. Never tried it. I had one last awesome acid trip and then decided psychedelics weren’t ever going to get better than that and never tripped again.
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                • JIBBBY
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                  • 12-10-09
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                  #9
                  I never took DMT or Acid or anything like that so I don't know, I never will either...

                  What ever.. Trip away if that floats your boat!!!
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                  • Eddy Munny
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                    • 08-13-13
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gauchojake
                    Hmmm didn’t know that. Always thought it was ingested/drank. Never tried it. I had one last awesome acid trip and then decided psychedelics weren’t ever going to get better than that and never tripped again.
                    You're thinking of ayahuasca.
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                    • jtoler
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                      • 12-17-13
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                      #11
                      I took a hit of ayahuasca instead
                      even though dmt...naturally grows inside of my head
                      my third eye saw a plandemic
                      where reports rang and simulations ran
                      but no virus existed

                      felt like screaming from the pulpit
                      could see thru all the bullshyt
                      papi told me chill
                      you not playing with a full deck

                      possibly Im ill
                      now watch me scream hadouken
                      end dying in the street
                      like de niro did in Heat

                      keep your distance six feet!
                      you mean above ground or beneath?
                      just read me my miranda
                      I overstand the propaganda
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                      • jjgold
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                        • 07-20-05
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                        #12
                        pass

                        say no to drugs
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                        • Demonata
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                          • 07-12-11
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                          #13
                          Where did you get the dmt? I'm having trouble finding a legit seller. Did tons of acid though.
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                          • flyingillini
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                            • 12-06-06
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                            #14
                            I have not done a drug in 6 years. My drug now is Jesus Christ he is my Lord and Savior.
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                            • flyingillini
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                              • 12-06-06
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              pass

                              say no to drugs
                              Say " Yes " to Christ.
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                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                              • pablo222
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                                • 01-03-19
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                                #16
                                Ed, did you see any lizard people on your quest?
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                                • BeatTheJerk
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                                  • 08-19-07
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by flyingillini
                                  I have not done a drug in 6 years. My drug now is Jesus Christ he is my Lord and Savior.
                                  I’m a Christian too, but if you shove this fuckin’ message down people’s throats too much, it won’t help shit. Let people be. Unless you wanna be a Preacher then start a congregation. This is a sports forum time & place unless the topic is in the thread title.
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                                  • jjgold
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                                    • 07-20-05
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                                    #18
                                    When you’re a Christian your duty is to spread the word and that’s what Illini is doing.



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                                    • BeatTheJerk
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      When you’re a Christian your duty is to spread the word and that’s what Illini is doing.



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                                      Fuk that Jay, it doesn’t work & it’s annoying elitist behavior. We’re not all born to spread the gospel like a pastor. He’s been doing it too much, & no one gives a fuk about his new found faith, facts.
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                                      • JayLA
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                                        • 09-11-12
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                                        #20
                                        Dmt is the only drug, specifically hallucinogen, that scares me. My buddies have an ongoing bet regarding who I do it first with, or alone.

                                        I just can't go there, and I love hallucinogens. I know it's short lasting but naaa - super scared to go to that part of my head.

                                        I'll likely do it after I do Ayahuasca, a longer version.
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                                        • lakerboy
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                                          • 04-02-09
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          pass

                                          say no to drugs
                                          Agreed. That doesn't mean I refused when I was younger.
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                                          • RudyRuetigger
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                                            • 08-24-10
                                            • 65107

                                            #22
                                            What if you have corona with no symptoms and passed it on to that world?




                                            Check back in with them in a month
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                                            • 19th Hole
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                                              • 03-22-09
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                                              #23
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                                              • teecee
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                                                • 09-18-09
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Demonata
                                                Where did you get the dmt? I'm having trouble finding a legit seller. Did tons of acid though.
                                                Inquiring minds need to know.
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                                                • Getch13
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • RudyRuetigger
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                                                    • 08-24-10
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                                                    #26
                                                    probably got it from joe rogan
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                                                    • JayLA
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by teecee
                                                      Inquiring minds need to know.
                                                      It's actually extremely easy to make
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                                                      • flyingillini
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                                                        • 12-06-06
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        When you’re a Christian your duty is to spread the word and that’s what Illini is doing.



                                                        Get approximately 75 messages a day from him and all Bible quotes
                                                        23 new members today Jj
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                                                        • thecutter
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                                                          • 02-28-14
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                                                          #29


                                                          We’ve gotta get ahold of this guy ...
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                                                          • biggie12
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                                                            • 12-30-05
                                                            • 13794

                                                            #30
                                                            blasted..


                                                            Like taco night, we leave them shells sittin' inside your stomach
                                                            Story the same, you know the usual, we die for nothin'
                                                            I dressed up for too many funerals, I'm tired of comin'
                                                            Made it out that shit, but it left scars, I'm still survivin' from it
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                                                            • jjgold
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                                                              • 07-20-05
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                                                              #31
                                                              Great!!!

                                                              Winners don’t do drugs



                                                              Originally posted by flyingillini
                                                              23 new members today Jj
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                                                              • Eddy Munny
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                                                                • 08-13-13
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Demonata
                                                                Where did you get the dmt? I'm having trouble finding a legit seller. Did tons of acid though.
                                                                I really don't know anyone who makes DMT for retail sale and I don't know that I would trust the purity of the substance if they did. In my case, I had a friend who went to some ayahuasca retreat in Colorado about 2 years ago, guided by a shaman. When he came back from the retreat he was really interested in trying DMT so went about searching how to procure it. He acquired the supplies and started making it himself based on internet tutorials.

                                                                So that's how I started with the substance. It's a naturally occurring chemical produced in the pineal gland and released during dreams, I don't regard it as a "drug" like crack, meth, or heroin. The stuff kicks in quickly though, most people won't be able to do more than two hits on their first attempt.
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                                                                • KVB
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                                                                  • 05-29-14
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                                                  ...mano y microbe...
                                                                  Cool story bro, but not sure what JJ Gold masturbating has to do with it.
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                                                                  • lonegambler23
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    could have used an inplay eddy vid
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                                                                    • terpkeg
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      You meet the "guy" over to the left?
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