I blasted off into hyper-dimensions to try and wrangle this COVID-19 character. I just wanted to talk, no judgements, no ridicule, no condescension, just me and the virus, mano y microbe. Let me tell you something, that Corona is hard to get a hold of. He/she is busy beyond words and I was unable to reach him despite my journey to the outer recesses of the universe . I am exhausted. I did this for mankind. I made the sacrifice while you're all sitting there on your faux-leather couches and watching football games from the Reagan administration.
I Smoked DMT and Tried to Reason With the Coronavirus
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Eddy MunnyBenched
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#1I Smoked DMT and Tried to Reason With the CoronavirusTags: None -
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#2Thanks for trying Munny. You did the best you could.Originally posted by Eddy MunnyI blasted off into hyper-dimensions to try and wrangle this COVID-19 character. I just wanted to talk, no judgements, no ridicule, no condescension, just me and the virus, mano y microbe. Let me tell you something, that Corona is hard to get a hold of. He/she is busy beyond words and I was unable to reach him despite my journey to the outer recesses of the universe . I am exhausted. I did this for mankind. I made the sacrifice while you're all sitting there on your faux-leather couches and watching football games from the Reagan administration.
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Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
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#3Deep thinkingComment -
gauchojakeBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#5I don’t think you smoke DMTComment -
blankoblancoSBR MVP
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#6I've only smoked DMT twice but they were both pretty crazy experiences (in a good way) and small, indescribable parts of it have stuck with me. Everyone should try it at least once IMO
Thanks for trying to save the world EddyComment -
19th HoleSBR Posting Legend- 03-22-09
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#7Of course you do.Originally posted by gauchojakeI don’t think you smoke DMT
Usually dip a joint into the liquid and boom....
Instant out of body experience.
You are soaring in the cosmos looking down on you muscular shell.Comment -
gauchojakeBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#8Hmmm didn’t know that. Always thought it was ingested/drank. Never tried it. I had one last awesome acid trip and then decided psychedelics weren’t ever going to get better than that and never tripped again.Originally posted by 19th HoleOf course you do.
Usually dip a joint into the liquid and boom....
Instant out of body experience.
You are soaring in the cosmos looking down on you muscular shell.Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
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#9I never took DMT or Acid or anything like that so I don't know, I never will either...
What ever.. Trip away if that floats your boat!!!Comment -
Eddy MunnyBenched
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#10You're thinking of ayahuasca.Originally posted by gauchojakeHmmm didn’t know that. Always thought it was ingested/drank. Never tried it. I had one last awesome acid trip and then decided psychedelics weren’t ever going to get better than that and never tripped again.Comment -
jtolerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#11I took a hit of ayahuasca instead
even though dmt...naturally grows inside of my head
my third eye saw a plandemic
where reports rang and simulations ran
but no virus existed
felt like screaming from the pulpit
could see thru all the bullshyt
papi told me chill
you not playing with a full deck
possibly Im ill
now watch me scream hadouken
end dying in the street
like de niro did in Heat
keep your distance six feet!
you mean above ground or beneath?
just read me my miranda
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#12pass
say no to drugsComment -
DemonataBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#13Where did you get the dmt? I'm having trouble finding a legit seller. Did tons of acid though.Comment -
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#14I have not done a drug in 6 years. My drug now is Jesus Christ he is my Lord and Savior.המוסד
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flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
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#15Say " Yes " to Christ.Originally posted by jjgoldpass
say no to drugsהמוסד
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pablo222SBR Hall of Famer- 01-03-19
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#16Ed, did you see any lizard people on your quest?Comment -
BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#17I’m a Christian too, but if you shove this fuckin’ message down people’s throats too much, it won’t help shit. Let people be. Unless you wanna be a Preacher then start a congregation. This is a sports forum time & place unless the topic is in the thread title.Originally posted by flyingilliniI have not done a drug in 6 years. My drug now is Jesus Christ he is my Lord and Savior.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#18When you’re a Christian your duty is to spread the word and that’s what Illini is doing.
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BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#19Fuk that Jay, it doesn’t work & it’s annoying elitist behavior. We’re not all born to spread the gospel like a pastor. He’s been doing it too much, & no one gives a fuk about his new found faith, facts.Originally posted by jjgoldWhen you’re a Christian your duty is to spread the word and that’s what Illini is doing.
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JayLASBR Hall of Famer
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#20Dmt is the only drug, specifically hallucinogen, that scares me. My buddies have an ongoing bet regarding who I do it first with, or alone.
I just can't go there, and I love hallucinogens. I know it's short lasting but naaa - super scared to go to that part of my head.
I'll likely do it after I do Ayahuasca, a longer version.Comment -
lakerboySBR Aristocracy
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#21Agreed. That doesn't mean I refused when I was younger.Originally posted by jjgoldpass
say no to drugsComment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
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#22What if you have corona with no symptoms and passed it on to that world?

Check back in with them in a monthComment -
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#24Inquiring minds need to know.Originally posted by DemonataWhere did you get the dmt? I'm having trouble finding a legit seller. Did tons of acid though.Comment -
RudyRuetiggerSBR Aristocracy
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#26probably got it from joe roganComment -
JayLASBR Hall of Famer
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#27It's actually extremely easy to makeOriginally posted by teeceeInquiring minds need to know.Comment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
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#2823 new members today JjOriginally posted by jjgoldWhen you’re a Christian your duty is to spread the word and that’s what Illini is doing.
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biggie12SBR Posting Legend
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#30blasted..
Like taco night, we leave them shells sittin' inside your stomach
Story the same, you know the usual, we die for nothin'
I dressed up for too many funerals, I'm tired of comin'
Made it out that shit, but it left scars, I'm still survivin' from itComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#31Great!!!
Winners don’t do drugs
Originally posted by flyingillini23 new members today JjComment -
Eddy MunnyBenched
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#32I really don't know anyone who makes DMT for retail sale and I don't know that I would trust the purity of the substance if they did. In my case, I had a friend who went to some ayahuasca retreat in Colorado about 2 years ago, guided by a shaman. When he came back from the retreat he was really interested in trying DMT so went about searching how to procure it. He acquired the supplies and started making it himself based on internet tutorials.Originally posted by DemonataWhere did you get the dmt? I'm having trouble finding a legit seller. Did tons of acid though.
So that's how I started with the substance. It's a naturally occurring chemical produced in the pineal gland and released during dreams, I don't regard it as a "drug" like crack, meth, or heroin. The stuff kicks in quickly though, most people won't be able to do more than two hits on their first attempt.Comment -
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#33Cool story bro, but not sure what JJ Gold masturbating has to do with it.Originally posted by Eddy Munny...mano y microbe...Comment -
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#34could have used an inplay eddy vidComment -
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#35You meet the "guy" over to the left?Comment
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