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over/under on people autodonk has screwed
o2.5 +1000
u2.5 -1500Comment -
just like wilt chamberlain, the people talking about screwing all the time aren't doing the screwing... and the swinging group is a bunch of 2s and 3s fukking each other's nasty spouses, certainly nothing to brag about
and most cuckold guys are like losing gamblers, the more their wives get enjoyment from someone else, the more they get turned on, if their wives were really getting rammed good they would be jerking off and enjoying it and wouldn't feel jealous laterComment -
All wives 40+ that are still sexy cheat.
Here in Florida it's a 100% lock the minute dude is out of town she's day drinking and looking for random kawhk.
The swinger groups are traditionally older and yes, the women aren't HOT but they are very skilled and very sexual.
After a couple drinks, it's all good.... there's more fun just hanging at known swinger bars, Hurricane in Cape Coral being one, always 45-55 yr old cities still in shape hanging there w their girlfriends while dude is golfing or napping or working
It's different, but fun. Great people too...usually have some $$$ and nothing better than friends w boats or places abroad that invite you along to play tennis, drink, fukk and just enjoy lifeComment -
all very accurate in general.....
i'll toss in that in bigger metro areas, and i can speak to htown in particular, the so-called lifestyle even attracts late twenties/thirty couples, who are generally headed for a disaster of a relationship between the two of them, but often the babes are hot as fuk and don't have as much wear and tear as the older trophy wives in their forties....
when I first got separated in htown, I was at the nw houston mainstay swinger's bar "Wishes" that my painter found in the phone book on a week night when they let hard diks like he and I in (he was a high school buddy of my cousin who'd moved to houston), and I met an early thirties brunette who was exactly as MF describes, just a tad younger..... her husband owned like four of five oil change places and was plenty of cash for them to live high on the hog, and she and her best friend, a blonde, just spent his money all day doing blow, hangin' at their huge pool in Memorial, and fuking me every other day......
life was fukkin' awesome, but then I guess he got tired of hearing about all the fukkin' she was doing in their open marriage, and they moved to fukkin' phoenix..... at that point I found another hot little brunette to explore the wild ass side of the htown lifestyle crowd....
fun times.... I could match the "fly me" thread if I recounted all the stories, but I'll spare the forum the details.... safe to say, in general, I had about 7-8 hot ass brunette wing-babes -- all of them bi -- to round up as much pussy over 2-3 years as was possible..... (Two of them are in the photo I've added below):
(and I dated normal babes like my wife on the side)....Comment -
Well....cheating and interest in others will happen. So doing the swapping takes care of the possible cheating and still keeps family together ??Comment -
There are regrets in many things in.life...if you want another side piece..its only fair she gets it as well. It has a better chance of keeping the family together.Comment -
One would think "the lifestyle" would take care of the cheating issue. And one would be wrong.....
I'll use a poker game runner/drug dealer/personal trainer I knew well (through poker) as an example. He was nothing to look at, but in shape, and had connections in the lifestyle other couples were very interested in (primarily drugs, but also an absolutely beautiful wife who was cool as they come, great personality, and kinky to boot). Now, they were a "full swap" couple (as oppose to soft swap), and they regularly partook in such activity, but even with all that, the guy -- who, like a good nfl franchise, hated to trade a marquee player of her talent -- decided that he could have his pussy and eat it too, by fukkin' some of the women for drugs, thereby not having to see his wife get fukked by guys like me.... (only did her once, and didn't have to trade anything (was still at their place on a sunday afternoon after a saturday night party, and the babe I brought to that party I'd met through friends of their's had left with her roommate who came to the party, and the guy had already done her in the past, so it wasn't like he was getting any new pussy, so he was ok with her taggin' me -- AWESOME DAY, but I digress....)
nevertheless, she eventually caught on, and busted him nailin' some black babe stripper he'd met at Onyx..... she divorced his ass not long after that.....
other scenarios involve situations were what started as sport sex turns into actual chemistry, and the two new playmates decide they want to continue to pursue fun, but their partners didn't care for each other (believe me, it is rare that all four feel as attracted to the other's partner).... Like one of my babe's put it -- and Minny can certainly attest to this as well -- "you get all the hot babe trophy wives and I'm stuck with some old guy who smells like a f'n ashtray"..... another said there was only one f'n guy around who lived in a loft downtown that she would even remotely consider doing.... another common deal was my babes almost always wanting me to inquire (in the trophy wife/older guy situation), in the most polite way possible, as to whether the two of us could just do her, while he watched..... some of the older pervs didn't give a fuk and would go along with it.....
also, without going into the details, all couples have "boundaries" they set as to what's acceptable/not acceptable, and they vary from couple to couple in more ways than you can possibly imagine.... some consider breaking those boundaries the same as cheating.....
in all, the most common is where two of the four want more, but the other half didn't pan out and one of the other half says "never again" with them, which leads to a "on the side" hook up on the downlow......
most of the couples I knew fairly well back then are now divorced.... all but two, actually..... (and one of those might as well be, as they are not in love by any stretch of the imagination). Of course, I only kept in touch with around ten of them after I dropped out, those who had become friends over the three years I was in that shit, but eight of those marriages bit the dust). Most marriages in the lifestyle are fukked up...... despite the assertion that it's all agreed upon shit, usually one partner wants involvement in the lifestyle more than the other, and feelings almost always wind up gettin' hurt in the process.... Last point for now, when couples often say "no drama" -- usually that means the drama will be over the fukkin' top crazy.......
One more last point: I think it is totally abnormal for any two people in love to watch the person they love fuk some other person.... that's why I had wing-babes that I knew I wanted no part of an emotional "love" connection with......Comment -
Cool thread. My experience in the field is limited, but my gf and I did recently try both combinations of three ways.
Here's the weird part: opposite of what I expected, I preferred the MFM threeway to the FMF threeway, despite the fact it was with her hottest girlfriend, someone I've fantasized about (and I've had my gf pretend to be during dirty talk sessions) since we first started dating.
Like every girl on the planet, my gf's attracted to my best friend. He was a high school all state wrestler and still works out a ton, blah blah blah so I had two worries: would I be jealous of them together? Nope, didn't bother me at all; parts were actually pretty hot. Would he be better than me? Didn't matter; she's too cool to care. "Size" would've been a third worry but he and I have been friends since Little League so we knew going in that was basically a draw.
We did MFM first, so I thought, "Awesome, now I have this mind blowingly awesome experience left for dessert."
Except it totally, totally sucked. Absolutely one of the worst sexual experiences of my life (duelling with the hot but totally bored Russian stripper who literally could've been doing her nails while we were together and the embarrassment I felt losing my virginity after about 3 seconds -- heh, I couldn't even bring myself to joke, "did you come too?")
Here's the thing: satisfying two girls turns out to be more work than pleasure. Plus, with her friend there were all those little awkwardnesses you forget about after you've been with someone a while: what height level and angle works best in this position? Which rhythm and speed should I be using? Which oral practices do we expect and how skilled might we be (or not be; how could someone that hot need to be reminded multiple times about the importance of eye contact?).
Anyway, take that and add in a few offputting sounds and moments, and I managed to turn sleeping with a super hot friend of my gf into a bottom 5 all time sexual experience. Nice work, dumbazz.Comment -
there's a lot of "you might be gay if....." jokes that could be said, but I won't say them since I don't know you and you might take them the wrong way and get offended.....
in a threesome with two women, the hottest thing that probably went on, at least that jumps out at me as I'm typing, was lying on my back, while each rode a fist while facing each other, big
smashed together as they made out..... my gfen was giving me a handy.....
that, and stacking em doggy and going stink to stink, alternating between their cinnamon rings, really got me off for some reason.... guess making them trade ass juice was the kink o' the day.... it kinked their already kinked out minds a little further as well, as both said it was the hottest part of the night....
as for the mfm, worst thing that can happen to you if your not gay is getting hit with "friendly fire" when the other guy pulls out and fires a load in your direction.... (well, that, and him being bi/gay and deciding to slam some rod up youre ass when your not expecting it).....Comment -
Getting hit by friendly fire...lol. cheating is going to happen, the excitement etc. To me, swapping can be the happy medium. Im in my 50s and single....so swapping isnt in play.Comment -
I did both MFM and FMF when I was only 17-18, both happened in the same bed (the little sister of the chick with the party house).
First was MFM, me and my buddy go to this whores house one night and it's just her and her hot friend. My buddy had a way with these chicks and right off the bat bangs the hot one, comes downstairs and tells me he's going to bang her again and that I should come in the room in 5 minutes.
5 minutes passes and I walk in the room to him balls deep, she stops him and says "what's going on? Who's that?" And this dude says "dont worry baby, that's just dirty deezy" this bitch without hesitation says "ok" so I put my dick in her mouth and it's on.
After the first encounter we took turns going into the room and banging her until we were both spent. (Then at around dawn went and grabbed some blow). That was a good night.
So word got around.
FMF same chicks house but a different friend of hers, I go over there alone and hit it off with the friend right away, take her in the same room that the last one happened in about 3 months prior and start banging her.
The chick who's house it is gets pissed and starts banging on the door so I let her in and dont say shit, just go back to doing my thing, she sits on the end of the bed while I'm banging her friend for like 2 minutes until I finally tell her to join, she couldn't get naked and jump in fast enough, it was like the loser kid who finally got invited to the party.
The guy from the first story was awesome, we had a hand full of other fun nights like that but he lives in cali now, haven't talked in years.Comment -
Side note: this chicks house was massive and her parents were recently divorced and the mom who got the house and custody of the kids was never around. That's why it was the party house. Her 2 sisters were never there, it was like this 18 yo girl was living in a half million dollar house with 6 bedrooms and 3 floors alone.Comment -
Second side note: a couple years later I ended up banging the little sister also she was like 19 at the time, she is now divorced and remarried to my friend from high school who is a complete lame and would probably puke if he found out I banged his wife and her older sister and most of her friends.Comment -
LOL, no worries, I'm totally down with any "you might be gay" jokes.
Since sexuality's more of a spectrum than a binary thing, I don't rule anything out, but one of my housemates my last two years of college was gay and as we became friends he developed a little crush on me that sometimes caused him to flirt, like joking or bragging that he was sure he was better at oral sex than any girl I'd ever been with. "I've got super skills that'd blow [smiling there] you away!"
His boasts intrigued me on some level and during a couple nights of drinking and recreational substances I was like, OK Big Talker, let's see what you've got! He wasn't lying -- he was better at it than most girls -- and I enjoyed it, but somehow it wasn't quite the same.
So if women vanished tomorrow, I'm sure I could figure something out, but since they won't, my experimentation days are (probably) behind me.
My Sexuality Scale guess is, let's say, a 3, heteroflexible.Comment -
Your buddy might care that you banged his wife years before he'd even met her? Chrissakes, that's not an honor code violation; it's not even anybody's fault, just circumstances.
Where'd your friend group come down on dating or banging a buddy's ex? Our rules on dating a buddy's ex were a bright line, no exceptions NO WAY. She's a phucking city after a thermonuclear war, radioactive forever.
Our stance on banging a buddy's ex evolved over time but we ended with a rule I still think is pretty fair: Once, if it involved a semi-accidental meeting, at a bar or party or whatever, was cool, but more than once was forbidden.Comment -
He's not really my buddy more of an acquaintance from high school I guess you could say he was my buddy then. I haven't seen or talked to him in years.
We have passed plenty of girls around we call them "hommie hoppers". We really don't have any clear set rules but I would probably be pretty pissed off of one of my friends started dating a chick I was serious about after we broke up. Chicks that are just a fling for a few weeks I have actually set my friends up with when I was done with them. Happened a good 5 -6 times now. Why let a good thing go to waste.Comment -
Usually involves inviting them to a bar that we are drinking at getting them good and drunk and then me disappearing, another time I let my friend call the chick while we were having lunch and he was really funny and playful and told her to show up at his house that night dressed as a clown with a gallon of Vaseline.
The chick actually showed up that night at his house! Lol she wasn't dressed as a clown and didn't bring the Vaseline but she showed up to bang him.Comment -
Another time I went out with a bunch of friends and this chick that I wasn't serious about at all that I had been banging and she was really feeling my friend and I could see it so I asked him if he would give her a ride home! Lol he nailed her.Comment -
Do you copy/paste this shit from some trailer park porn magazine?Comment -
Not really in the spank bank because it wasn't like porno shit, it was more like drunken inexperienced sloppy sex with the lights real low.
These days I fukk porno style, with the lights all the way up, bondage, toys, anal, filming all that. My current girlfriend has been put through the ringer and she has even let 2 of her friends join.Comment -
Great threadComment
