JJGold, tell us about poster Stryder

[Stryder]

Do you have Kershaw bobble?

There is a guy here on SBR that will offer you big money for Kershaw bobble

I wish I did, Kershaw's a beast

Only been to Dodgers Stadium a few times and it was before Kershaw was playing

Best I got is my Albert Pujols bobble

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I wish I did, Kershaw's a beast

Only been to Dodgers Stadium a few times and it was before Kershaw was playing

Best I got is my Albert Pujols bobble

Stryder, how many Dodger dogs did you eat at Dodgers Stadium?

Be honest... we don't judge here.

[Stryder]

Stryder, how many Dodger dogs did you eat at Dodgers Stadium?

Be honest... we don't judge here.

I’m more into the Dodger Clams

Ate 3 of them at one time once

Those LA Clams are juicy

[zam77]

Strysder has a massive head. Hugh cheeks. No way he can see his weiner

[Stryder]

Strysder has a massive head. Hugh cheeks. No way he can see his weiner

As long as the females can fit it in their mouth, that’s all that matters

Good point though, haven’t fully seen Stryder Jr. in years

[Stryder]

The ladies call me Buddha cause of my big belly

[zam77]

Stry you’re better looking then tripple diggler I bet. Diggety 5.5 / Strysder 6.5 / Zammer 8.3

[PAULYPOKER]

stryder is a good guy

saloon thread

i made a thread about a poster and it was salooned

why should yours stay here

Cause you're limited to the dead forums as you have
everything to say but say nothing............

[Stryder]

I’m at least a 6.9 if I say so myself

It’s all about my kissing game and dance move that pulls the ladies

Girls can’t resist a sexy fat boy with hot dance moves

Then I lay the lips on thick

[zam77]

I’m at least a 6.9 if I say so myself

It’s all about my kissing game and dance move that pulls the ladies

Girls can’t resist a sexy fat boy with hot dance moves

Then I lay the lips on thick

You have great skin tone too. Overlooked at first but if entire body is pasty white easily 6.9

[PAULYPOKER]

I’m at least a 6.9 if I say so myself

It’s all about my kissing game and dance move that pulls the ladies

Girls can’t resist a sexy fat boy with hot dance moves

Then I lay the lips on thick

^How you gonna feel when that poor boy in your avatar
finds out his pic was used to create self abusing comedy
in his name and the end result is him hanging himself?

[Stryder]

^How you gonna feel when that poor boy in your avatar
finds out his pic was used to create self abusing comedy
in his name and the end result is him hanging himself?

I would never kill myself no matter how many bets I lose and how many girls dump me

If I lose my bobble head collection, well... no promises there

[Stryder]

You have great skin tone too. Overlooked at first but if entire body is pasty white easily 6.9

Some girls into pasty white guys

I tell them I am a vampire and watch their panties instantly drop

[Stryder]

Cause you're limited to the dead forums as you have
everything to say but say nothing............

Rudy is good guy from what I see and know

Plus his movie is the best sports movie of all time

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Stry you’re better looking then tripple diggler I bet. Diggety 5.5 / Strysder 6.5 / Zammer 8.3

WTF???

I am at LEAST a 6.9 and I will put real money on that.

Stryder, do NOT listen to what Zammer says.

That's stupid shit coming out of this mouth.

We'll hold a 'Bast looks' contest later in the year.

[Stryder]

WTF???

I am at LEAST a 6.9 and I will put real money on that.

Stryder, do NOT listen to what Zammer says.

That's stupid shit coming out of this mouth.

We'll hold a 'Beast looks' contest later in the year.

Diggity, concur!

We’ll make it happen

Zammer is probably just jelly of our “beastly looks” and yanking our chains

Zammer is probably 3.8 MAX in real life

Couple 6.9s about to dominate this contest

[zam77]

Fuk confidence getting shook here... reevaluating

diggler 6.8 / strudels 7.2 / zammer 7.5

Contest September after we can tan. I bronze nicely

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Fuk confidence getting shook here... reevaluating

diggler 6.8 / strudels 7.2 / zammer 7.5

Contest September after we can tan. I bronze nicely

Buddy, bump my shit to 7.7 or else I will tell the forum what you don't want them to know.

[zam77]

Buddy, bump my shit to 7.7 or else I will tell the forum what you don't want them to know.

Diggler bullying and threats to get higher ranking in turn results in lower ranking. Zammer is a great american handsome poster... life an open book.

7.7 would mean super strong pee stream.

New rankings with reasons
Daggles 6.7 (best at posting hot chick polls, mediocre pee stream, commitment to spreadsheet)
Strysdale 2.1 (fat, too mysterious, funny)
Zammer 8.4 (handsome, good guy, honest)

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Wtf?

Post video evidence of an SBR member with a stronger pee stream than me.

[manny24]

Stryder your dad's uncle has a sock in his attic with what used to be $15k in it

[Stryder]

Stryder 6.9 for the win

My 6.9 beats everyone

EZ win for Stryder fools

[Stryder]

Stryder your dad's uncle has a sock in his attic with what used to be $15k in it

Heard stories that Dad used to hide a lot of things in the attic...

[Stryder]

Heard stories that Dad used to hide a lot of things in the attic...

Not sure about Dad's Uncle though...

Is that my great-uncle? Lol

[manny24]

Stryder you seem sharp but i feel like if you borrowed a sweater the neck hole would be prolapsed when you returned it

[Stryder]

Stryder you seem sharp but i feel like if you borrowed a sweater the neck hole would be prolapsed when you returned it

Yes probably

I am a thicc boy

That’s why I don’t wear sweaters

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Stryder you seem sharp but i feel like if you borrowed a sweater the neck hole would be prolapsed when you returned it

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Stryder]

I definitely need to get one of those in my size if I ever go to Alaska

[RudyRuetigger]

i forgot what i said about him

but i replied on 1st page so i said something

[manny24]

Rudy we think Stryder has a bright future here

we are seriously considering your application for SBR mentoring program Rudy

[Vikings2]

one night stand?