Maybe Anheuser-Busch will hook you up, like Coors hooked this old broad up.

Pennsylvania 93-year-old with ‘I need more beer’ sign gets her wish
A 93-year-old woman whose plea for more beer went viral got an ice cold shipment of Coors Light Monday afternoon.
Molson Coors took notice after the image went viral, tweeting on Easter Sunday, “Olive asked, and beer is on its way!”
The next day, the Pittsburgh-area nonagenarian got her wish.
“My associate and I put in 10 cases of beer, and drove up, and made sure Olive got her beer so she can continue her healthy regimen of a Coors Light a day,” Mark Linder, with Molson Coors, told KDKA.

Look at that stack of beer on her porch, Rudy.
That would last you at least 5 days.
Pennsylvania 93-year-old with ‘I need more beer’ sign gets her wish
A 93-year-old woman whose plea for more beer went viral got an ice cold shipment of Coors Light Monday afternoon.
Molson Coors took notice after the image went viral, tweeting on Easter Sunday, “Olive asked, and beer is on its way!”
The next day, the Pittsburgh-area nonagenarian got her wish.
“My associate and I put in 10 cases of beer, and drove up, and made sure Olive got her beer so she can continue her healthy regimen of a Coors Light a day,” Mark Linder, with Molson Coors, told KDKA.
Look at that stack of beer on her porch, Rudy.
That would last you at least 5 days.

