still no masks; if ordered to wear them I guess I'll have to......

[Auto Donk]

do some shit like this:

[PittsburghPlayer]

been doing that since I was 17 with the underwear of girlfriends and even the ex-wife

oddly, the last time I had any illness that was not self-inflicted I was 17 (minus that other thing)

coincidence?

DonkeyKongDude, send me a pair, I ain`t getting none
don`t wanna get sick and love the smell of (clean) snapper

[BeatTheJerk]

Donk is that you with the lettuce hair ?

[hehfest]

Donk is that you with the lettuce hair ?

Lol....I'd be shocked if that were Donkey Kong.

[hehfest]

been doing that since I was 17 with the underwear of girlfriends and even the ex-wife

oddly, the last time I had any illness that was not self-inflicted I was 17 (minus that other thing)

coincidence?

DonkeyKongDude, send me a pair, I ain`t getting none
don`t wanna get sick and love the smell of (clean) snapper

I will not say anything more than that?

[hehfest]

Donk's mood at some point during each and every day:

[nyplayer33]

Get them from groupon..my neighbor did

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

i think that method is approved with the CDC

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I think this guy is wearing his mask wrong?

[habitualwinning]

i think that method is approved with the CDC

Lmfao.

[BeatTheJerk]

I think this guy is wearing his mask wrong?

Nice “lil” baby bump dude, maybe he’s a grower & not a shower.

[Auto Donk]

Donk is that you with the lettuce hair ?

no, my wife would have thought I'd totally lost it if she caught me strappin' a pair of panties on my head with the sweet musk of pussy-laden crotch directly on my nose......


there's photos of me every where, and videos, all over this site.....




(me in my prime pussy gathering days)

later photo, more what I look like today:







:

[Auto Donk]

Donk's mood at some point during each and every day:

usually coincides with taking a minute or two to watch john berman or anderson cooper on cnn, or any of those lying "enemy of the people" blonde whores they have on cnn.... I definitely could kill everyone at cnn with my bare fukkin' hands.....

[Auto Donk]

me and Optional at the bash in Punta Cana in 2/2017 or 18....:

[BeatTheJerk]

Ok thanks Donk for the confirmation. You’re still a strapping handsome looking older cowboy lawyer with a deviant mind for sex & great experience with vivid memories of it all.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, how many pussy lips did the guy pictured penetrate in... let's say.... His 3 year apex?

[Auto Donk]

Donker, how many pussy lips did the guy pictured penetrate in... let's say.... His 3 year apex?

Actually, there were two apexes.... the first being my senior year at A&M and first two years in austin at UT Law School..... met my first wife right after that second summer in austin, and started to calm down. the second apex was the three year period after I divorced my first wife, leading up to when I met my current wife, and again started to settle down.....

the first apex, conservatively, probably averaged out to be 1 to 1 1/2 per week; the second apex, during which I nailed every hot trophy wife in the "lifestyle", ie,, swingers, in addition to one per week or more off match and yahoo personals, was probably 3 to 4 per week, with certain weeks really padding my stats.... house parties in the lifestyle were a grind: fukkin' 12 hot wives one saturday night, ten the next saturday night, and four or five more the following sundays at "swinger sunday fundays" really slants those numbers....

so, first apex, probably 175 or so, second apex 700-800.... those are conservative numbers


this photo was taken by a babe from spain living in htown about two minutes before I impaled her on my crank.... fairly representative of what they were gettin' in during the second apex, running from 2005-2007.....





babe who took the photo:

[Auto Donk]

babe who took the photo:

[pologq]

babe who took the photo:

very very nice

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, it’s catching on!

[Auto Donk]

the musky whiffs of fresh vijajay he's gettin' off that used thong must be great; scent so nice he just had to resort to a quick game of pocket pool while still at the wal-mart...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Auto Donk]

the guy above got three years probation for pocket pool.........


that's what Elite Security got for the Chargers.... wonder what the guys over at Standard Security would've done to those hot f'n cheerleaders only a few feet away........

[recoveringlawyer]

we still brag about how many chicks we've banged on the internet?

[Auto Donk]

we still brag about how many chicks we've banged on the internet?

it ain't braggin' mother fukker if you back it up....

I was simply responding to a f'n question from a fellow Texan over in Austin.....

(sure, he hasn't been here long, but her got here as quick as he could)....

[recoveringlawyer]

we still brag about how many chicks we've banged on the internet?

it ain't braggin' mother fukker if you back it up....

I was simply responding to a f'n question from a fellow Texan over in Austin.....

(sure, he hasn't been here long, but her got here as quick as he could)....

so yes

[Auto Donk]

i should give sbr access to my private collection of videos/photos for an hour one day....

more seed would be spilled during that hour than the rest of the 364 days of the year combined......

[pimike]

I think this guy is wearing his mask wrong?