One of our family members has the Virus

[Auto Donk]

short reply is, if Player gets sick, I am going to shrivel up and die or recover here, with you fukkers
but I am not going to go to the hospital if I sense death
instead there will be Vaseline and dry sperm in my groin area to make it look like I jerked-myself to death
or at least to fruition a few times

and you are not sick from ready my shit?


cool

chances are probably pretty damn good that you won't have to stage that scene.....

[PittsburghPlayer]

that is of little concern or consequence as 80% of men admit to jerking loads
17% are liars
and the 3% do not have time to jerk a load for various reasons

my point is that I`m comfortably in the majority here

[captrobey]

that is of little concern or consequence as 80% of men admit to jerking loads
17% are liars
and the 3% do not have time to jerk a load for various reasons

my point is that I`m comfortably in the majority here

It is good to do that at the frozen food section at Acme . Near the Fish sticks to honor Carp and Sea Otters .

[Crusherrr]

Lost two family members already. My wife lost an aunt who was 60 and cousin who was 34. Both were physically fit, no underlying health conditions. Sad stuff Capt. Her cousin was sole provider and has a newborn and disabled child.

[captrobey]

Lost two family members already. My wife lost an aunt who was 60 and cousin who was 34. Both were physically fit, no underlying health conditions. Sad stuff Capt. Her cousin was sole provider and has a newborn and disabled child.

OMG i am so sorry to hear that . And they had no health conditions wow. My niece rarely gets sick my Brother in law has asthma but is in good shape other then that. He is still fighting it and she is feeling a bit better.

[Auto Donk]

Lost two family members already. My wife lost an aunt who was 60 and cousin who was 34. Both were physically fit, no underlying health conditions. Sad stuff Capt. Her cousin was sole provider and has a newborn and disabled child.

man, that is sad to hear..... strange how differently this virus effects certain people not in the old age group....

[Crusherrr]

man, that is sad to hear..... strange how differently this virus effects certain people not in the old age group....

He was being monitored for 4-5 days about a month ago, then put on a ventilator for 2 weeks and his kidneys eventually started to shut down. Then dialysis and eventually cardiac arrest.

[terpkeg]

He was being monitored for 4-5 days about a month ago, then put on a ventilator for 2 weeks and his kidneys eventually started to shut down. Then dialysis and eventually cardiac arrest.

Was he overweight? I hear from hospital staff here in NJ obesity is top comorbidity factor. However, I do know fit individuals who struggled greatly. Very strange how some people greatly affected and most not so much.

[Crusherrr]

Was he overweight? I hear from hospital staff here in NJ obesity is top comorbidity factor. However, I do know fit individuals who struggled greatly. Very strange how some people greatly affected and most not so much.

Not overweight at all. It just hits different for some people, that's what we need to figure out. What is it really attacking and why are some people affected and others not.

[captrobey]

Was he overweight? I hear from hospital staff here in NJ obesity is top comorbidity factor. However, I do know fit individuals who struggled greatly. Very strange how some people greatly affected and most not so much.

Not overweight at all. It just hits different for some people, that's what we need to figure out. What is it really attacking and why are some people affected and others not.

That is what is so scary you just do not know. This is so easy to get to which is why downplaying this is so dangerous. If someone has a breathing issue like my wifes brother it is more dangerous. He got hit hard and my niece was hit hard. His wife not too bad so far. But as i mentioned before i think the numbers are way off a lot more have had this then they are showing.

This is just my family but out of 3 that had it only one was tested the other 2 just know they have it being around him. Now think nationwide . That scenario i am sure happens a lot. I really think the numbers could double if you add in all the ones not counted by the actual tests. I even mentioned the one nursing facility that is keeping it quiet because they do not want to be on the news.

[PittsburghPlayer]

It is good to do that at the frozen food section at Acme . Near the Fish sticks to honor Carp and Sea Otters .

yes indeed
near something that smelled like vagina and god willing shared some resemblance to it as well, and of course was a female fish

[captrobey]

yes indeed
near something that smelled like vagina and god willing shared some resemblance to it as well, and of course was a female fish

And do not forget Transgender people you do not want to be racist.

[PittsburghPlayer]

slight subject change
been having heavy chest pains for 24 hours
going to continue to ignore them and roll the dice on a quick death

while that may concern 1 or 2 of you, my biggest concern is putting together a "will" today

[captrobey]

slight subject change
been having heavy chest pains for 24 hours
going to continue to ignore them and roll the dice on a quick death

while that may concern 1 or 2 of you, my biggest concern is putting together a "will" today

Oh that is not good i think i remember you saying you have had this happen before. Take a Bayer if you have any low dose i take one every day to help with heart.

[PittsburghPlayer]

to you Captain, I leave my motorcycle, 2018 Kawasaki Concours (Ninja motor but designed for touring)
17,000 miles but 1352cc, barley broken-in, and contrary to some bullshit I laid down here recently, I have never pinned either of the needles/dials
though did once run it up against the electronic governor at 153 mph

[captrobey]

to you Captain, I leave my motorcycle, 2018 Kawasaki Concours (Ninja motor but designed for touring)
17,000 miles but 1352cc, barley broken-in, and contrary to some bullshit I laid down here recently, I have never pinned either of the needles/dials
though did once run it up against the electronic governor at 153 mph

Hopefully you will feel better soon. But if you do leave me something i collect from all over the world Underwear . I have thousands showcased on my walls behind glass cases.

[PittsburghPlayer]

I will Captain
been in a funk for 48 hrs for the snow that has mostly melted and will today as it nears 50
then there is the problem that still needs to be resolved concerning ... and why I care not about any chest pain

thanks man, I see where your heart is at

[captrobey]

I will Captain
been in a funk for 48 hrs for the snow that has mostly melted and will today as it nears 50
then there is the problem that still needs to be resolved concerning ... and why I care not about any chest pain

thanks man, I see where your heart is at

If you have a low dose Bayer you should take that immediately it has saved lives with people that thought they were having a heart attack. Hopefully it is not that. If no Bayer then an Aspirin would help too. I would not want anything to happen to one of my bestest buds despite picking up additional Underwear.

[PittsburghPlayer]

oh man, I thought when you said that earlier you meant to roll and take two puffs off of a joint
now I`m paranoid as fukk knowing you really meant aspirin

and I can`t go to the hospital `cause they are going to want to get all-up inside my head and will tell me that it takes 72hrs

ok, I`ve been here before - going to ride this one out

[captrobey]

Just came from Walmart . Every person had a mask which was good to see. Blown out of almost everything paper wise except tissues. They got the generic very generic crappy paper towels and 4 rolls in a pack of toilet paper that was all they had otherwise 95 % empty . I understand the rule 1 per person but Cmon they actually limited me to 1 stupid roll of Paper towels. I can see like a pack of them but single rolls ? Clorox Wipes were out too. All cleaning disinfectants. Not a ton of cat litter either which was weird but did have some. Got the kids their cat food and cookies and desserts. Tissues were Ok though. Trail Mix plenty of that too .

[captrobey]

oh man, I thought when you said that earlier you meant to roll and take two puffs off of a joint
now I`m paranoid as fukk knowing you really meant aspirin

and I can`t go to the hospital `cause they are going to want to get all-up inside my head and will tell me that it takes 72hrs

ok, I`ve been here before - going to ride this one out

Having Diabetes i was told by the doctor Bayer is great as a preventative. If you think you are having a heart attack he said take one of those . It says Low dose on the bottle. If not an aspirin can help too .If you have an Aspirin at least take that .

[PittsburghPlayer]

hmmm, well I appreciate your concern
your thinking I have some great desire to live and shit, but fact is while I am not reckless by any means in my daily affairs (want to stress that I do drive the bike close-enough to the limit 99% of the time)
I have no real desire to prolong my time here.
Ya see, I really believe the shit I`ve posted here, that there is something else after this life that happens w/ our souls/our energy.
I have this feeling you do to, by the way you and your family give a fukk about one another. Shows to me that at least one or both of your parents/grandparents, etc ... , were successful, but don`t really give a fukk

just kidding bro`

[captrobey]

hmmm, well I appreciate your concern
your thinking I have some great desire to live and shit, but fact is while I am not reckless by any means in my daily affairs (want to stress that I do drive the bike close-enough to the limit 99% of the time)
I have no real desire to prolong my time here.
Ya see, I really believe the shit I`ve posted here, that there is something else after this life that happens w/ our souls/our energy.
I have this feeling you do to, by the way you and your family give a fukk about one another. Shows to me that at least one or both of your parents/grandparents, etc ... , were successful, but don`t really give a fukk

just kidding bro`

My view is life is too short as it is. It really is. I really look at my life at times and think how did i get to here at this point . Feels like not that long ago i was in high school. With as old the world is we are just a flash in the pan. There is some kind of afterlife i know that for sure. I just do not know how it works. But with so little time with this life may as well make the most of it that you can. I enjoy seeing other places . Something about standing on a spot or seeing an area that something big happened at. Trying to picture what happened there all those years ago in another time. Or just travel and see different parts of the world. You can go to interesting places in the USA and see stuff without spending a fortune. Tombstone is one of my favorites.

[captrobey]

Another Update from my niece. The best one yet. All 3 of them are doing better She feels like she is in the clear. Her Mom just has nasal drip and her dad has a small cough still. She says they are no longer contagious but i would not really know if i would trust that lol.

[PittsburghPlayer]

good news from the Captain

that makes me happy to read

edit: the prior post was thoughtful and well-put

continued good health and news from you and your family

[StackinGreen]

Great to hear, keep up the good news captro

I don't believe anecdotes about people less than 50 dying "from" this; it supposedly happens with season influenza too (CDC says so) and the numbers at worst are no different, another example of bias.

[captrobey]

good news from the Captain

that makes me happy to read

edit: the prior post was thoughtful and well-put

continued good health and news from you and your family

Great to hear, keep up the good news captro

I don't believe anecdotes about people less than 50 dying "from" this; it supposedly happens with season influenza too (CDC says so) and the numbers at worst are no different, another example of bias.

I know it gets scary waiting to hear they are breathing better. I just hope my niece waits before she comes to visit. Do not want my wife getting it. I know a lot of young people have not died i agree . But a few have. My niece got really bad at one point . Yea she pulled through and that is great. But this got scary at one point.

[PittsburghPlayer]

I should have said continued "better" health to your family.


bro, when my Mom needed my help, an asshole home health aid brought a respiratory infection into the house after being told by her DR to not show-up, damn near killed my Mom as I listened to her have difficulty breathing (at home) for 3 weeks

cried every fukking night/morning while she slept listening to her in distress

yes, scary

[captrobey]

I should have said continued "better" health to your family.


bro, when my Mom needed my help, an asshole home health aid brought a respiratory infection into the house after being told by her DR to not show-up, damn near killed my Mom as I listened to her have difficulty breathing (at home) for 3 weeks

cried every fukking night/morning while she slept listening to her in distress

yes, scary

I am sorry to hear that but at least she pulled through. I had a similar situation with both my Grandparents when i was younger. They both actually died. We could have sued when my Grandfather died but my Grandmother was so upset we let it go because she did not want to go through anything more at the time. He went in for a minor thing and some lady doctor said there was another problem and gave him some kind of medication. It made him hallucinate. At first it was good hallucinations . Like he thought he was a Phila Philly and playing in a game.

But they turned scary and he would start imagining people were stabbing him and such. I remember i called once when he was having them and heard him in the background screaming. He pulled through and was really weak. The same doctor said she was going to give him the medication again. My family told her No it almost killed him. Made it clear to not give it again . She did anyway and the 2nd time it killed him

Years later my grandmother passed away and the rehab facility was not taking good card of her we found out. My mom actually heard a nurse yelling at another nurse because my grandmother needed changing (She was in a coma after a stroke)and the nurse said "Why should i she will be dead by morning anyway".

[PittsburghPlayer]

I was here yesterday and somehow missed this. I can not imagine a person having a loved one in a nursing home these days, now pissed and going to make coffee before I say something wrong.

btw, came here to your thread to tell you something, a joke maybe, but now I`ve forgotten and like I said, pissed/disgusted for the moment

[Auto Donk]

Just came from Walmart . Every person had a mask which was good to see. Blown out of almost everything paper wise except tissues. They got the generic very generic crappy paper towels and 4 rolls in a pack of toilet paper that was all they had otherwise 95 % empty . I understand the rule 1 per person but Cmon they actually limited me to 1 stupid roll of Paper towels. I can see like a pack of them but single rolls ? Clorox Wipes were out too. All cleaning disinfectants. Not a ton of cat litter either which was weird but did have some. Got the kids their cat food and cookies and desserts. Tissues were Ok though. Trail Mix plenty of that too .

i think i bought the same shitty four roll package of tp.... black generic lookin' writing, oversized center cardboard roll to make it look like more t.p., loosely rolled to actually provide less paper, as well, and in total about enough to last through only a handful of "Shiner Bock sunday morning blasts"..... amazing that in six weeks, not one shipment of normal stuff has come in..... same thing for hand sanitizer.....

it's as if they quit making the stuff altogether........

[captrobey]

i think i bought the same shitty four roll package of tp.... black generic lookin' writing, oversized center cardboard roll to make it look like more t.p., loosely rolled to actually provide less paper, as well, and in total about enough to last through only a handful of "Shiner Bock sunday morning blasts"..... amazing that in six weeks, not one shipment of normal stuff has come in..... same thing for hand sanitizer.....

it's as if they quit making the stuff altogether........

That was the stuff both the paper towels and the TP. Maybe that was their own brand of paper they have and they are only selling that making more money for themselves. Every time i go in it looks the same there. Acme was a bit better they always had something there every time i went and it was a name brand of one kind or another.

[Auto Donk]

hope your family members are on the downside of their personal curves with covid..... doc I called thru insurance told me do not come in for testing so I'm running with that for now, and keeping clear of everyone except my wife, who if I have it, she's already destined to be my partner in crime with it.....


pretty sure the doc just didn't want me in his office under any circumstance.....

[PittsburghPlayer]

so the 4 rolls of Charmin I have I should cherish

AutoKong, will you help me get my affairs in order please?

I want to have a sign in front of this house next week and need an attorney if you will.
not a local grease ball/corrupt/douchebag/criminal/cokksucker attorney, if at all possible

I will give you my real estate agents name he is a friend, and you two cann exchange paperwork, and shit.

10-4

thnx

[PittsburghPlayer]

that`s bullshit, I had that edit in, in less than 3 minutes
and 7 seconds

double edit: I was reading this thread upside down and had the tab open awhile, before your most recent post

are you still pounding your meat up against the walls, the hood of your car maybe?