Sex doll companies trying to cash in on coronavirus

Auto Donk · 03-22-20, 03:55 PM

tom hanks needs something along the lines of the bottom photo, just alot younger.....

six packs intimidate him....

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-22-20, 03:56 PM

Sammy, would your wife allow you to fuk one of those?

Auto Donk · 03-22-20, 03:57 PM

fuk, they are really getting those tit sizes right......

used to be natural was the thing, this 20-30x thing is f'n off the chain awesome!!!

some a-holes are bound to sue claiming injuries to the neck/upper spine due to taking a tit to the face or head when they weren't quite ready to.....

Auto Donk · 03-22-20, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Sammy, would your wife allow you to fuk one of those?

the main question is "how big of a mess does a male love doll create when you jump out of the closet and chop its head off with an axe?"

If those old "Stretch Armstrongs" are any indicator, you'll be cleaning that oozy shit up for weeks..... we were finding that nasty gooey shit all over my garage for what seemed to be a lifetime after we took my dad's circular saw to one back in 7th grade.....