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  • hehfest
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-28-08
    • 8085

    #1
    This Place Wouldn't Close During a Nuclear War!
    Dear Customer,

    Keeping you and our associates safe is a top priority, so we wanted to share the steps we’re taking in response to coronavirus. With help from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), as well as our own Chief Medical Officer, we’re developing preventative measures to maintain a clean, healthy environment in our stores.

    First and foremost, we’ve ramped up cleaning efforts. Stores are cleaned daily, with sanitizing solutions used in high-touch, high-traffic areas. We also have associates dedicated to cleaning key areas throughout the day, and we’re sending additional supplies they can use at registers and on shopping carts.

    Second, we’re dedicated to keeping stores stocked and prices fair. We’re working hard to replenish cleaning supplies, paper products, and other in-demand items as quickly as possible—and at our everyday low prices. We’re taking a firm stance against price gouging from third-party sellers, so if you see it happening, please report your concern

    Third, we’ve asked associates who aren’t feeling well to refrain from coming in. We’ve also shared a new policy with them that provides extra flexibility to stay home, as well as pay options and support if they are affected by the virus.

    Finally, we want to remind you that there are lots of great ways to shop with Walmart. You may want to consider trying online delivery or store pickup options, as well as our app’s Walmart Pay feature, which you can use when checking out at the register.

    As always, we’re grateful for the opportunity to serve you. Rest assured, we’re doing everything in our power to provide a safe shopping experience for our customers and a healthy environment for our associates and communities. Find even more information

    Sincerely,
    Walmart
  • habitualwinning
    SBR MVP
    • 01-22-12
    • 1569

    #2
    Lmfao. New slogan, Walmart: save money, get coronavirus.
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    • hehfest
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-28-08
      • 8085

      #3
      The Avatar baton has passed......In June 1941, Reinhard Heydrich appointed Ohlendorf to be commander of Einsatzgruppe D,[14] which operated in southern Ukraine and Crimea.[15] Joining the Einsatzgruppen was an unappealing prospect and Ohlendorf refused twice before his eventual appointment.[16] Transfers from the RHSA to the Einsatzgruppen were in part due to personnel shortages but also to keep the initial killing operations confined to those who already knew the details, like Ohlendorf, Arthur Nebe, and Paul Blobel.[17] Einsatzgruppe D was the smallest of the task forces, but was supplemented by Romanians along their way through the killing fields of Bessarabia, southern Ukraine, and the Caucasus.[18] Additional manpower for Einsatzgruppe D came from Ukrainian auxiliary police formations.[19] Supporting military operations, Ohlendorf's group was attached to the Eleventh Army.[20][b] Ohlendorf's Einsatzgruppe in particular was responsible for the 13 December 1941 massacre at Simferopol, where at least 14,300 people, mostly Jews, were killed. Over 90,000 murders throughout the Ukraine and the Caucusus are attributed to Ohlendorf's unit.[22][c]
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      • PittsburghPlayer
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-11-10
        • 6760

        #4
        so WalMart is still open for retail sales and is not yet a detention supercenter?

        nice
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        • Cuse0323
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 12-09-09
          • 30169

          #5
          Can always count on Wally World. Self checkouts to avoid people, and big ass stores to avoid stale ass air. Nice out for employees to get off work. I wouldn’t be going in with the dredges of society surrounding me. Shit is ridiculously cheap. Ours was dead the other night, so got to avoid hoards of people. Hand sanitizer was empty though. No bueno.
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          • PittsburghPlayer
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-11-10
            • 6760

            #6
            Cuse, I noticed a month or longer ago that there are no big bottles of bleach at my local grocers, then today/yesterday found and bought a bottle at more that 7 beans and I already had a few. Love Clorox


            Wonder what the nation looks like in 2 weeks. Not saying that his is the end, but since we are close to it I like watching peoples behavior.

            and here is the good news, I find it funny as fukk
            some sad but a lot of jokes to be made still

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            • Cuse0323
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-09-09
              • 30169

              #7
              That’s the one thing that was sold out here. The bleach. I enjoy joking about it. All in good fun. I don’t want anyone to die, but I’m not gonna cry about it either. Life is unfair. Old people had a good run.
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              • PittsburghPlayer
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 01-11-10
                • 6760

                #8
                well
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                • Big Bear
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-01-11
                  • 43253

                  #9
                  Originally posted by hehfest
                  Dear Customer,

                  Keeping you and our associates safe is a top priority, so we wanted to share the steps we’re taking in response to coronavirus. With help from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), as well as our own Chief Medical Officer, we’re developing preventative measures to maintain a clean, healthy environment in our stores.

                  First and foremost, we’ve ramped up cleaning efforts. Stores are cleaned daily, with sanitizing solutions used in high-touch, high-traffic areas. We also have associates dedicated to cleaning key areas throughout the day, and we’re sending additional supplies they can use at registers and on shopping carts.

                  Second, we’re dedicated to keeping stores stocked and prices fair. We’re working hard to replenish cleaning supplies, paper products, and other in-demand items as quickly as possible—and at our everyday low prices. We’re taking a firm stance against price gouging from third-party sellers, so if you see it happening, please report your concern

                  Third, we’ve asked associates who aren’t feeling well to refrain from coming in. We’ve also shared a new policy with them that provides extra flexibility to stay home, as well as pay options and support if they are affected by the virus.

                  Finally, we want to remind you that there are lots of great ways to shop with Walmart. You may want to consider trying online delivery or store pickup options, as well as our app’s Walmart Pay feature, which you can use when checking out at the register.

                  As always, we’re grateful for the opportunity to serve you. Rest assured, we’re doing everything in our power to provide a safe shopping experience for our customers and a healthy environment for our associates and communities. Find even more information

                  Sincerely,
                  Walmart
                  lol
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                  • RudyRuetigger
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-24-10
                    • 65107

                    #10
                    most people dont have a fukkin farm in their back yard

                    people gotta eat
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                    • PittsburghPlayer
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-11-10
                      • 6760

                      #11
                      if I understand correctly Rudy, we are printing our way out of this and then no shit, after so many years of peace
                      another fukking war

                      have to pay for the paper in one way or another, and we, the USA - we like blood
                      of course until it is our own, it is then the average citizen turns tale on all that is just
                      even our own blood/family

                      also, you are a smart fukker Rudy - smarter than last year and the year before
                      but your kindness is what kills, cut it out
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81463

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                        most people dont have a fukkin farm in their back yard

                        people gotta eat
                        Scary part is that these stores will either close or run out of food.

                        And even then... PEOPLE GOTTA EAT
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                        • RudyRuetigger
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 08-24-10
                          • 65107

                          #13
                          Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
                          if I understand correctly Rudy, we are printing our way out of this and then no shit, after so many years of peace
                          another fukking war

                          have to pay for the paper in one way or another, and we, the USA - we like blood
                          of course until it is our own, it is then the average citizen turns tale on all that is just
                          even our own blood/family

                          also, you are a smart fukker Rudy - smarter than last year and the year before
                          but your kindness is what kills, cut it out
                          guys take notes


                          my kindness kills




                          i hope you read that daggles
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81463

                            #14
                            I read it.

                            I'm going to start being mean. I'm not a killer.
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                            • RudyRuetigger
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-24-10
                              • 65107

                              #15
                              hey daggles how about 1k for 1200 repay unless within 24hrs then 1050

                              i want to go to casino

                              im drunk and having a bad day
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                              • Big Bear
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-01-11
                                • 43253

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                most people dont have a fukkin farm in their back yard

                                people gotta eat
                                hahaha
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81463

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                  hey daggles how about 1k for 1200 repay unless within 24hrs then 1050

                                  i want to go to casino

                                  im drunk and having a bad day
                                  I just saw this now.

                                  You still want it Rudy or are you passed the fuk out?
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                                  • RudyRuetigger
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 08-24-10
                                    • 65107

                                    #18
                                    was passed out
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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81463

                                      #19
                                      Good

                                      Wasn't going to give it to you anyways.
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                                      • RudyRuetigger
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 08-24-10
                                        • 65107

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                        Good

                                        Wasn't going to give it to you anyways.
                                        send me 1k now


                                        1100 payback though

                                        you are screwing me in interest
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81463

                                          #21
                                          Rudy, PROMISE me you will survive COVID-19 and pay me back and I will do it.

                                          Don't bullshit me though.
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                                          • RudyRuetigger
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 08-24-10
                                            • 65107

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                            Rudy, PROMISE me you will survive COVID-19 and pay me back and I will do it.

                                            Don't bullshit me though.
                                            85% i survive

                                            thats just honest
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81463

                                              #23
                                              Rudy, are you 80 years old???

                                              Or are you smoking cigarettes with asthma?
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