CORONA VIRUS arrives in Houston/Time to Man the Torpedoes in Cali....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43572

    #1
    CORONA VIRUS arrives in Houston/Time to Man the Torpedoes in Cali....
    well, after those fukheads we call "our government" decided to bring dumbasses who'd been exposed to the coronovirus to San Antonio, I knew the shit would show up here.... whatever, I'm off to buy more bullets, shotgun shells, ass wipe, bottled water, and dry rations, and two machetes....


    AND IN CALI, we have a grand princess cruise ship loaded withe people exposed to the virus, and a whole ship full of selfish people who want to get off the boat and go home, unfettered by anyone, particularly gov't officials or health department or cdc shit.... "I don't have it, just let me go home".... NOT SO FAST..... you may have it and not even know it....

    we know from past experience (the last cruise ship with this shit) that most of you are going to develop it..........

    There are no adequate facilities to quarantine your asses for three weeks on dry land.... NONE.... (THIS is why authorities in other counties are thinking about turning sports stadiums into giant quarantine facilities, but we all know that humans will fuk that up, and the people attending to the victims will carry the shit out of AT&T Stadium, for example)....

    SO, YOU'RE NOT DOCKING IN THE US..... or anywhere else.... isolation on a cruise ship has proven not to work......


    ONLY ONE THING TO DO NOW: "WELCOME TO DAVY JONE'S LOCKER!!!!!"..... SINK THAT MOTHER FUKKER TODAY!!!!!!!!
  • JIBBBY
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-10-09
    • 83476

    #2
    I'm waiting for it to hit hard here in LA, Cali.. We are melting pot of people all around the world like in NY.. Wait til it hits the homeless population here in LA.. Game on then!!!

    I'm done eating Sushi for a while just put it that way ..
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43572

      #3
      The only saving grace for the human race is the low fatality rate.... only three percent of us, mostly the elderly or those with lung-related medical conditions, are dying from it......

      97 percent of us will make it through......
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      • ace7550
        SBR MVP
        • 05-08-15
        • 3729

        #4
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        • BrickJames
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 05-05-11
          • 9749

          #5
          The whole fukkin State of California needs to be quarantined, get jibby out and build a fence around it, escape from LA style
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          • JIBBBY
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-10-09
            • 83476

            #6
            Originally posted by BrickJames
            The whole fukkin State of California needs to be quarantined, get jibby out and build a fence around it, escape from LA style
            California is going down the shiiiter fast, I'll be out of here in a year or two for sure. I hope I can make it that long.

            Homeless are spreading new diseases around every few months. Corona will hit it hard soon as well. Meth is also the cheap drug of choice these days with the homeless population in LA, it use to be crack.. Meth use is out of control.

            In down town LA you literally will see a homeless man completely naked and changing in front of his tent or smoking a meth pipe on the curb out in the open. On any given street and at any time.

            My nef and his wife saw that the other night when parking and walking to the Staples Center for a game. Naked homeless dude in front of tent changing.. Butt naked and taking his time.

            Oh and Thanks for wanting me to get out before the proposed California quarantine..
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            • KVB
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-29-14
              • 74866

              #7
              Originally posted by JIBBBY
              I'm waiting for it to hit hard here in LA, Cali.. We are melting pot of people all around the world like in NY.. Wait til it hits the homeless population here in LA.. Game on then!!!

              I'm done eating Sushi for a while just put it that way ..
              No sushi? Why?

              Actually Jibbs, you may have far worse than coronavirus down there among the homeless camps. You may.

              It could be the next Wuhan over there if shit gets out.

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              • JIBBBY
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-10-09
                • 83476

                #8
                Originally posted by KVB
                No sushi? Why?

                Actually Jibbs, you may have far worse than coronavirus down there among the homeless camps. You may.

                It could be the next Wuhan over there if shit gets out.

                Those back Sushi kitchen workers come fresh off the boat from Wuhon China.. Can't be to careful. No Chinese or Sushi foods for this guy.

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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43572

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrickJames
                  The whole fukkin State of California needs to be quarantined, get jibby out and build a fence around it, escape from LA style
                  JIBS, when this guy shows up to get you out, go with him, he's ok:






                  edit: ps.... I didn't recall plisken playing with any remote control cars during the movie..... what the fuk is he holding there
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43572

                    #10
                    Originally posted by JIBBBY
                    Those back Sushi kitchen workers come fresh off the boat from Wuhon China.. Can't be to careful. No Chinese or Sushi foods for this guy.

                    for the same reason, my cousin, who loves goin' to rub n tugs where they keep the babes in cages and he can mistreat them during the session, had to cut back on "oriental massage"...... they are indeed fresh off the boat......

                    and I figured that would be the source of coronavirus here in htown, till they brought it over from san antonio.......
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                    • KVB
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-29-14
                      • 74866

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JIBBBY
                      Those back Sushi kitchen workers come fresh off the boat from Wuhon China.. Can't be to careful. No Chinese or Sushi foods for this guy.

                      Yeah, be careful of workers from the big province in China call Japan.

                      You didn't learn from the other thread?
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43572

                        #12
                        to do or not to do:

                        (this babe wants to blow you, but she's got coronavirus and word is the virus can pass through the membranes on your crank (figure it out)):


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                        • ace7550
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-08-15
                          • 3729

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                          to do or not to do:

                          (this babe wants to blow you, but she's got coronavirus and word is the virus can pass through the membranes on your crank (figure it out)):


                          Absolutely, 100%, without a doubt, yes.
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                          • ace7550
                            SBR MVP
                            • 05-08-15
                            • 3729

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BrickJames
                            The whole fukkin State of California needs to be quarantined, get jibby out and build a fence around it, escape from LA style
                            CA needs to be quarantined anyways. I got a 3-year plan to get out. Don't know if I can make it that long though.
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                            • JIBBBY
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-10-09
                              • 83476

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              for the same reason, my cousin, who loves goin' to rub n tugs where they keep the babes in cages and he can mistreat them during the session, had to cut back on "oriental massage"...... they are indeed fresh off the boat......

                              and I figured that would be the source of coronavirus here in htown, till they brought it over from san antonio.......
                              Donkers you are bit twisted sexually but you are a funny dude. I got a laugh out of this post..

                              You're the one guy on SBR I wouldn't mind kicking back with in a sports bar and shooting the shit with over a beer..

                              That is as long as you didn't try to grab my man junk or play footsie with me under the table when you get tipsy.
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                              • BrickJames
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 05-05-11
                                • 9749

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                JIBS, when this guy shows up to get you out, go with him, he's ok:






                                edit: ps.... I didn't recall plisken playing with any remote control cars during the movie..... what the fuk is he holding there
                                I don't think that was in the actual movie, I think it's a take on the little device they have that can play mini discs and the weapon that will shut down the whole world.
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                                • JIBBBY
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-10-09
                                  • 83476

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by KVB
                                  Yeah, be careful of workers from the big province in China call Japan.

                                  You didn't learn from the other thread?
                                  Alright they come fresh off the boat from Japan also, same shit different pile KVB.. No need to get technical pal..

                                  Japan getting lit up now with Corona.. Chinese eat fish too. ..
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                                  • BrickJames
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 05-05-11
                                    • 9749

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                    for the same reason, my cousin, who loves goin' to rub n tugs where they keep the babes in cages and he can mistreat them during the session, had to cut back on "oriental massage"...... they are indeed fresh off the boat......

                                    and I figured that would be the source of coronavirus here in htown, till they brought it over from san antonio.......
                                    Had my chick handcuffed to the bed in a spare room for the last 2 hours, she loved it at first but eventually she needed to be unlocked. I told her I'm going to get her a dog bowl full of Hamburger Helper.

                                    These bitches are crazy, now she wants to get my name tattooed in cursive under her titty! The shop closes at 10 I told her we would wait till tomorrow when she sobers up to decide.
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                                    • BrickJames
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 05-05-11
                                      • 9749

                                      #19
                                      What do you think donk? Should I mark this chick up for life?
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                                      • BrickJames
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 05-05-11
                                        • 9749

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                        JIBS, when this guy shows up to get you out, go with him, he's ok:






                                        edit: ps.... I didn't recall plisken playing with any remote control cars during the movie..... what the fuk is he holding there
                                        Also, that gun is ridiculous, why would you need a scope on a submachine gun with a suppressor? I think that guns more for spraying than for sniping. Lol
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