Would you wear one?
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Good idea
Bear call me, have your tickets for Tyler, Texas
We are going to break that cocky mother fukker in half (BOOYA)Comment -
something about ability to stop bigbear from creating new threads
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Saloon the child as usualComment -
Before I wear one,I will need another inscription that says,am a foolComment -
Sad this is what Sbr wants nowComment -
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I think it's a good idea
That way you and seaweed have a shirt to wipe your cok on when your finished with each other
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Cant compare your self to JJ just yet bear.
This is one of the funniest JJ Gold posts ever, once you come up with material like this and get another 300k posts you will be a shoe in.
5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs),*throw*the*medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .
5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies
6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose*to*make your rooster grow, so I*throw*some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.
7:15AM- Hit*the*forum, post some shit*to*my pupils
7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around*the*country.
8:00Am Duke this kid down*the*hallway*to*get me*the*racing forms and every addition.
8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
The*guy is trying*to*get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.
8:40 Start reasearching*the*net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts
9:45AM- I call*the*track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles*to*bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit*to*bet.
10:15AM- Look*out*the*window*and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from*the*window*and guys stand below*to*get assignments. I*throw*out*usually bazookas gums*to*the*kids*for 5 minutes and these*kids*go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
Make a few posts
10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying*to*pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually*kids*cut school and we play ps2 for a while.
11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get Tips. Finally*to*cap off my sex hour I usually call*the*phone/chat lines ad talk*to*girls live and shit and they tell me what they want*to*do*to*me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts
12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition
1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday.*The*manager owes me so he delivers them
1:15PM- On*the*phone with Russ and telling him what books*to*watch fr and asking him where*the*early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts
1:30PM Usually these girls call back from*the*chat line wanting*to*talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them*to*fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like*to*call.
1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts
2:30PM*The*HS*kids*come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.
4:00PM*Kids*gone, make some calls*to*west coast and see what is up. Call sharks*to*make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying*to*get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts
5:00 PM-*kids*yelling up*to*my*window*asking who I like and I give them games and amounts*to*bet and then they all run*to*walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from*window*and tellin them who*to*bet.
5:30 Again I*throw*bazooka bubble gum*out*the*windows*to*the*kids*and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100*kids*waiting for me*to*toss them*out. What a fukkin battle*to*get gum. Make a few posts
6:00PM-*the*big players all come*to*my pad and we discuss*the*night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.
7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post
7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays
8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.
8:40PM- post, poker, dance*to*some tunes
9:40 Hit*the*dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub*to*play with. It has not worked yet.
10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack
11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post
12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors
1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl*to*chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.
2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in*the*ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes*to*get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks*to*theComment
