How long do you normally like to date a chick before you start ripping farts???

[Big Bear]

My boy said it’s not a good idea before the 3rd date

my other friend said he likes to wait til after they penetrate

just wondering what you guys normally go with

[RudyRuetigger]

Saloon selectives

[cincinnatikid513]

what mental illness do u suffer from bear?

[carolinakid]

please saloon this as no way should this clutter up the page with games getting ready to start.gee

[cincinnatikid513]

please saloon this as no way should this clutter up the page with games getting ready to start.gee

yah he's a pos big bear creates dumb threads all the time to troll wants to be jj gold

[Big Bear]

please saloon this as no way should this clutter up the page with games getting ready to start.gee

why don’t you just focus on the topic of the thread.

There are plenty of threads in PT that do not interest me

you know what I do?

I don’t click on them

keep it moving pal

[WvGambler]

I’ve been with my wife for 18 years. I still don’t “rip farts.” It’s a turnoff if chicks do it. I imagine it works both ways.

[WalkingLuckCharm]

A few months

[BIGDAY]

[ThaTopMoron]

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[pologq]

when you can fart in front of a girl and she does not get mad she definitely loves you

i think at least a month, depending on level of intimacy so far.

[Big Bear]

when you can fart in front of a girl and she does not get mad she definitely loves you

i think at least a month, depending on level of intimacy so far.

true

[clockwise1965]

The first date. Usually there is no second date. If there is a second date. You got winner.

[7deuceoff$uit]

If she farts before u do, leave her.

[Auto Donk]

7 1/2 minutes, unless I popped a molly....

then, i'm into the relationship for the long haul -- as that shit delays my ability to come for at least an hour..... that's a long ass commitment in my book......

play this as I send em to the curb......:

[hehfest]

If you eat anything with beans during the day or date, then you won't have a choice.

[Swaggy P]

Very deep and philosophical question as always

[TheLock]

I’ve been with my wife for 18 years. I still don’t “rip farts.” It’s a turnoff if chicks do it. I imagine it works both ways.

Sharp post

[TheLock]

If she farts before u do, leave her.

Another sharp post, boys.

[ace7550]

I ripped one today with my wife in the car. It was horrific. I think the temp in the car went up about 5 degrees. She was not happy.

[thechaoz]

God damnit Bear things were so nice. Where the penetrate is Drew at?

Never. That's your answer. It's nasty, gross, white trash, and any girl that's not a land whale would start hitting up dudes to leave you if you did.

As they should

[thechaoz]

I ripped one today with my wife in the car. It was horrific. I think the temp in the car went up about 5 degrees. She was not happy.

Life of a non pro

[thechaoz]

If you eat anything with beans during the day or date, then you won't have a choice.

You do. Don't be a fat ass and eat beans and rip ass around woman.

You guys are helpless

[Big Bear]

God damnit Bear things were so nice. Where the penetrate is Drew at?

Never. That's your answer. It's nasty, gross, white trash, and any girl that's not a land whale would start hitting up dudes to leave you if you did.

As they should

you act like you don’t fart

why would you want to be with a chick so stuck up you have to walk to the next room to let it rip?

[BrickJames]

Once you get sick of them anything goes, typically 3 to 9 months.

[ace7550]

Life of a non pro

[Cuse0323]

One thing that bugs me about my girl is she has no issue letting loose around me. When we were just friends I remember one time when she sat on my lap just to rip one that vibrated down my leg. That shit grossed me the fck out. But, it’s nice for the most part to be open with each other about anything. We don’t hold back, or hide anything. I’ve told her shit that no one else knows about. If you have to fake who you are with someone, then it will never work.

I get it at first that you don’t just unload everything about yourself to one another, but eventually you have to be comfortable enough to share the dark shit inside of you. Or you can just be a phony for life, and have some fake ass relationship. That’s how I picture celebrities that are together. Living a lie to keep up that perfect image of themselves. Which is a reason why they usually end up apart. If you don’t really know their true self, then what’s the point?

To answer the question, I’d say whenever you feel comfortable enough to show them the real you. But, this is one thing that I think could be locked away for no one to see, and all would be fine. Who wants someone to shit their pants around you? Not me. I went on a tangent with this dumbass question. Just made me think about the one time she grossed me out.

[JoeCool20]

LOL Glad to see you on here posting Cuse! How's life treating you?

[Cuse0323]

LOL Glad to see you on here posting Cuse! How's life treating you?

Not too bad man, thanks. I did mess up a bit to start off the year, but shit happens. Starting to get back on track again. Just need to catch a break one more time, and find work. Not sure how many chances I have left. This damn town is hard to navigate unscathed. Temptations lurking around every corner. A smiling face that’s waving you in, while holding a knife behind its back, and just waiting for you to get close enough to shank ya. If that makes sense. My analogy on life here. I’ll figure it out eventually, or I won’t, and then end up dead or in prison.

Who knows. We’ll see, but I’m tired of the chaos. Gonna go to trade school, and try to finally find a career, so I can live a somewhat normal life. I’m thinking plumber. Been putting it off for years, but I always knew that it was my destiny when I was ready. Hope things are going well for you. I’m really rambling again. Can’t help myself. Good luck on your plays, and with everything life has in store for you brother.

[JoeCool20]

Not too bad man, thanks. I did mess up a bit to start off the year, but shit happens. Starting to get back on track again. Just need to catch a break one more time, and find work. Not sure how many chances I have left. This damn town is hard to navigate unscathed. Temptations lurking around every corner. A smiling face that’s waving you in, while holding a knife behind its back, and just waiting for you to get close enough to shank ya. If that makes sense. My analogy on life here. I’ll figure it out eventually, or I won’t, and then end up dead or in prison.

Who knows. We’ll see, but I’m tired of the chaos. Gonna go to trade school, and try to finally find a career, so I can live a somewhat normal life. I’m thinking plumber. Been putting it off for years, but I always knew that it was my destiny when I was ready. Hope things are going well for you. I’m really rambling again. Can’t help myself. Good luck on your plays, and with everything life has in store for you brother.

Hey man it sounds like a good plan to me. My nephew went down a long road and then became a plumber. Now he and his wife and two kids just closed on a $300 thousand dollar house.

[Big Bear]

One thing that bugs me about my girl is she has no issue letting loose around me. When we were just friends I remember one time when she sat on my lap just to rip one that vibrated down my leg. That shit grossed me the fck out. But, it’s nice for the most part to be open with each other about anything. We don’t hold back, or hide anything. I’ve told her shit that no one else knows about. If you have to fake who you are with someone, then it will never work.

I get it at first that you don’t just unload everything about yourself to one another, but eventually you have to be comfortable enough to share the dark shit inside of you. Or you can just be a phony for life, and have some fake ass relationship. That’s how I picture celebrities that are together. Living a lie to keep up that perfect image of themselves. Which is a reason why they usually end up apart. If you don’t really know their true self, then what’s the point?

To answer the question, I’d say whenever you feel comfortable enough to show them the real you. But, this is one thing that I think could be locked away for no one to see, and all would be fine. Who wants someone to shit their pants around you? Not me. I went on a tangent with this dumbass question. Just made me think about the one time she grossed me out.

lol good to see ya pal

[KnuckleHeadz]

Bears farts all smell like Latex

[Big Bear]

Bears farts all smell like Latex

ewww

[stevenash]

what mental illness do u suffer from bear?

[DOM-Ganador]

You all remember Semi-tough the book. One scene in that book will emphatically answer this question.