Now that Harvard has confirmed that 7 out of every ten of us degenerates are destined to be diagnosed with the coronavirus, I will try to help you, and perhaps even myself, through the coming ordeal.....
once you get those flu like symptoms, and are headed to the doctor's office to confirm it (and further spread it to others in his office, in the hallways, at the porn shop you stop off at, etc., etc.,), just crank your stereo up in your mind, and blare it to this song, with the obvious ad lib:
once you get those flu like symptoms, and are headed to the doctor's office to confirm it (and further spread it to others in his office, in the hallways, at the porn shop you stop off at, etc., etc.,), just crank your stereo up in your mind, and blare it to this song, with the obvious ad lib:
