NEED EXTRA MONEY??? Don't throw away that scientific research animal just yet!

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    NEED EXTRA MONEY??? Don't throw away that scientific research animal just yet!
    As each and every one of us at SBR, according to cnn and a Harvard pandemic/public health expert, have a 70 PERCENT (70%) chance of contracting the coronavirus, we may wonder a couple of things....

    first do we need any extra cash?

    second (and in an ironic connection to the first question, as the need for extra money is exactly what has put us in this corona virus predicament), should we just finish off the dying monkey we injected with a deadly test virus and discard him, or, since he's barely breathing despite all the virus exposure, sell him to the cheap market place that just happens to be right next door to our top secret government facility that tests deadly biological weapons, so that some of our fellow humans that love fresh monkey meat can dine on him for supper tonight?


    If you need a little extra cash (and don't mind setting off a world wide pandemic), take his sick barely breathing little monkey ass down to the market and sell him!!!!!!!!


    that, my friends, is what happened.... the quest for an additional $15 bucks (US conversion rate) due to the chinese gov't not offering a fair wage to its researcher employees, has led to, among other things, a $1.7 TRILLION loss on the NYSE ALONE!!!!!!! And that's just the tip of the iceberg........ for that $15 bucks of desired income, thousands are dying, millions are being spent or lost by the second, and a top Harvard pandemic/public health expert says we are 70 percent assured of acquiring the virus!!!!!!


    there are several morals that can be gleaned from this story, but, rather than repeat them here, I'm heading to the house for a "nooner" with the beautiful, luscious wife....

    I want to get one last fuk in before I contract the coronavirus....
  • PittsburghPlayer
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-11-10
    • 6760

    #2
    only have to read last sentence to know the score
    may be bigger and w/ more wine, woman and money than me
    but one thing you and I have in common Mr AfterDeath is that
    we don`t fukk around
    heavier way of saying we not only tell the truth, but we will also tell deserving men bigger than ourselves
    to go fukk themselves
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    • Sanity Check
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-30-13
      • 10962

      #3
      Corona virus is most lethal to boomers and the elderly.

      The demographic most likely to be right wing and vote for Trump.

      Think about that for a second.
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