J-Lo Challenge MY ASS.... IT'S THE J-HO CHALLENGE......

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    J-Lo Challenge MY ASS.... IT'S THE J-HO CHALLENGE......
    never content to keep the results of having a non-stop personal trainer at her beck and call and six or more hours per day to keep her money maker in shape all to herself, J-HO has put us all on blast by sending out the photo below and has "challenged" us to set down our long necks, fifths, kegs, etc., and to 'look like her'....






    this had nothing to do with any goddam challenge.... it has everything to do with J-HO wanting attention and wanting all of us to know that she's just too fukkin' hott not to comment on.....

    I'm guessing Shakira's high-rpm ass shake in their side by side dual ass shake during the superbowl -- which had shakira's ass moving about 30 mph faster than J'HO's ass, putting J-HO to shame, candidly, even resulting in an sbr poll in which posters clearly found that Shakira's ass and ass shaking ability put J-Ho to shame (last time I checked the poll, J-Ho had only one vote, from some dillweed that noted he was voting for the old ho only because he felt bad that she had no votes)-- had J-HO feeling insecure and outdone, and in severe need of affirmation from the whole f'n world to deal with the situation....


    here's the sbr poll (J-Ho picked up a few "trash time" buckets (probably kum buckets) near the end, but was still soundly trounced by shakira, 37-4 --- ouch!!!!!)



    so she spends countless hours in the gym with a high paid trainer ever goddam day since the superbowl, to produce a photo that has probably still been professionally altered, to let us know that Jenny from the Block,, or Jenny on the Kock, or whatever Sheppard Smith called her, so that we can fawn over her, rub one out, or whatever.........

    I'm with gayboy sheppard smith on this one:






    so, we now have, in what Diggity must consider a full bore wet dream, a whole army of narcissistic hos coming out of the woodwork to post photos of themselves to get that same affirmation from the social media world.... comparing their six packs, their , their hips, etc.....

    for my money, give me a non-insecure babe that would rather ride me like a mule and have some bad ass sex for all those hours, rather than spending them in the gym...... you can keep the selfie takin' gym rat hoes for yourselves, as while hard bodied babes are nice, good sex/love-making has more to do with attitude and performance than whether I blast a quart of hate paste on your six pack..... women are supposed to be soft and feminine, not rock hard.....

    If I wanted a rock-hard floyd mayweather sex partner, I'd just declare myself gay, hit JJ Gold's favorite gay spa -- the one where he used to play jelly watchers would fit the bill -- and have 15-20 anonymous hard-bodied studs to bang within a half-hour or so, and not have to deal with all the extra bullshit a whiny bitch like J-Ho brings to the table....

    maybe some day, just maybe, J-Ho will finally get too old to spend all that time in the gym, let herself go, and find out that we still don't give a shit what she looks like..........

    then again, after seeing this old idiot posting away, it's probably wishful thinkin' on my part......






    It's truly some sad shit watching old celebrities tryin' to hang on.............

    JJ, what spa is Geraldo at in the photo above? (I figured if anyone would know, it'd be you or maybe ttwarrior.)
  • Harry N. Lloyd
    SBR MVP
    • 03-26-08
    • 4810

    #2
    No court for you today, Donk?
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    • pologq
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-07-12
      • 19899

      #3
      " hate paste on your six pack"
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        Originally posted by Harry N. Lloyd
        No court for you today, Donk?
        haven't done a decent write up in a while, and passed a trial date last week that was supposed to go off at 9 am this morning....

        so I'm watching harvey weinstein limp along with that stupid fukkin' walker, and thinkin' "bitch, I'll bet you'll lose that thing in a hurry in the joint, and will be sprintin' around there to avoid havin' that plump ass spit-roasted by some bbc...."


        wife indicated she might be up for a shot of throat yogurt, so I'm "bein' nice" on the side, while typing up some misogynistic bullshit about J-Ho on the internet........


        (said with the tone of spicoli's "learning about cuba and havin' some food")
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        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81450

          #5
          She's old as fuk.

          But I still want to eat her pussy lips.
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #6
            WTF???


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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              diggity, i guess the hos above think the challenge is to get us hard....
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #8
                Donker, you think J-Lo can do this?


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                • pologq
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-07-12
                  • 19899

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                  WTF???


                  wonderful we get these pics now all over the place

                  problem is JLO is hot, the "challenge" is being proud AND being hot, which would result in a very few older women posting these pics
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                  • pologq
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-07-12
                    • 19899

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                    Donker, you think J-Lo can do this?


                    <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/LoneBlankArachnid' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='1308'></iframe>
                    this should be one of the top 5 news items today. god bless her.
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #11
                      i hate getting stomach acid on my crank..... f'n burns.....

                      have recurring nightmare where i pull my half-digested scwantz out of Dana Dearmond's throat....
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #12
                        Donker, tell us more about this Dana Dearmond.
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #13
                          Never mind. I found her.

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                          • pimike
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 03-23-08
                            • 37140

                            #14
                            Shepard Smith

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                            • pologq
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-07-12
                              • 19899

                              #15
                              geraldo is the new carlos danger
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