Ever Since I Left a Trail of Butthurt, Rick-Rolled Snowflakes.. I've Been Paranoid :(

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  • Eddy Munny
    Benched
    • 08-13-13
    • 15769

    #1
    Ever Since I Left a Trail of Butthurt, Rick-Rolled Snowflakes.. I've Been Paranoid :(
    I dunno what it is. I know I should be exhilarated in the wake of my latest conquest, but I'm not. I can't seem to sleep. I'm constantly looking over my shoulder. This rick-rolling game isn't for the faint of heart.

    I dunno how to proceed, feeling like retaliation awaits around every corner. I break into cold sweats clicking on seemingly innocuous threads, fearing that Rick Astley could seamlessly swoop in from the shadows and start fat-girl dancing on my precious time.

    This is how Tupac must have felt in his waning days, knowing well that he was on borrowed time.

    Advice?
  • Eddy Munny
    Benched
    • 08-13-13
    • 15769

    #2
    Oh c'mon you inconsiderate bastards, you'll chime in and tell Big Bear what color stripes you prefer on your tube socks but I can't get any life advice on how to cope with post-success trauma?
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    • Eddy Munny
      Benched
      • 08-13-13
      • 15769

      #3
      See that's the thing about being the king of the mountain. Everyone lusts after your throne.

      Heavy is the head and all that jazz....
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      • Eddy Munny
        Benched
        • 08-13-13
        • 15769

        #4
        All these buffoons I rick-rolled are angry with me now and attacking me from myriad of angles in multiple threads.

        Pray for me, SBR.
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        • funnyb25
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 07-09-09
          • 39663

          #5
          Get um!
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          • 5mike5
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-21-11
            • 52131

            #6
            Saloon
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            • Eddy Munny
              Benched
              • 08-13-13
              • 15769

              #7
              Originally posted by 5mike5
              Saloon
              Saw your mom at the saloon, in her usual satin & lace getup, soliciting another poker table full of heathens in an attempt to lure them to her hayloft. A consummate professional, that tramp.
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              • Big Bear
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-01-11
                • 43253

                #8
                Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                Saw your mom at the saloon, in her usual satin & lace getup, soliciting another poker table full of heathens in an attempt to lure them to her hayloft. A consummate professional, that tramp.
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