What would you do if your going down on a chick and she rips a big fart?
Would you continue?
call her out?
pretend you didn’t hear it?
slayer14
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08-12-13
22030
#2
Nothing wrong with a hot lady with a nice ass
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Big Bear
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11-01-11
43253
#3
Originally posted by slayer14
Nothing wrong with a hot lady with a nice ass
true
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mpaschal34
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-13
12087
#4
Bear....what kind of women are you around?
Sheesh!
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Big Bear
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11-01-11
43253
#5
Originally posted by mpaschal34
Bear....what kind of women are you around?
Sheesh!
this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe
next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor
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Foxx
SBR Hall of Famer
05-25-11
5816
#6
You should have pushed that fart back in her ass with your cawk man.
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thechaoz
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10-23-09
12154
#7
You need to get out.
I'd probably punch her in the face
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thechaoz
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10-23-09
12154
#8
Originally posted by Big Bear
this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe
next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor
There's no way she isn't fat
That's the most white trash I've ever heard of
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Thrilla
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03-10-15
13809
#9
Originally posted by Big Bear
Would you continue?
call her out?
pretend you didn’t hear it?
99% will continue. Most will sniff that bad boy up until the last gas particle.
Obviously you aren't aware people do piss and shit sex...a fart is nothing.
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TheGoldenGoose
SBR MVP
11-27-12
3744
#10
Eat her azz out. Put your tongue to work boy.
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TheMetsSuck
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01-14-12
6147
#11
dutch oven her back. love is war
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HockeyRocks
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07-10-13
6069
#12
Next time find yourself a Lady and not a whore....
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Auto Donk
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09-03-13
43572
#13
breath it in..... take it all in....
enjoy the moment.....
then take the gas she just blasted you with, raise up, with it still inside you, and make out with her, passing it back to her so she can relish the stench herself.......
then give her the ass fukkin' of a lifetime, and make her suck the chocostick.........
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pologq
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10-07-12
19899
#14
if she did it cause you two are cool around each other it's one thing. to just do it while you are down there without warning and not that type of "cool" relationship can be a mood killer. only thing that would savor if she then says, "punish my ass for doing that".
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Big Bear
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11-01-11
43253
#15
Originally posted by Auto Donk
breath it in..... take it all in....
enjoy the moment.....
then take the gas she just blasted you with, raise up, with it still inside you, and make out with her, passing it back to her so she can relish the stench herself.......
then give her the ass fukkin' of a lifetime, and make her suck the chocostick.........
lol
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Big Bear
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11-01-11
43253
#16
Originally posted by pologq
if she did it cause you two are cool around each other it's one thing. to just do it while you are down there without warning and not that type of "cool" relationship can be a mood killer. only thing that would savor if she then says, "punish my ass for doing that".
this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe
next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor
I'll take things that never happened for $600, Alex.
Not that a girl wouldn't do something like that, it's the notion a girl wanted to get in bed with you that has me skeptical.
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Sanity Check
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03-30-13
10973
#22
Originally posted by Big Bear
this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe
next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor
Was it a latina who got you with their: "mexican gas chamber".
Asking for a friend.
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konck
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10-17-06
12554
#23
Bear tell us what you did when seaweed ripped right in your face
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Enkhbat
SBR MVP
04-18-11
3175
#24
Finish it quickly and decide what to do with her later lol
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HockeyRocks
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07-10-13
6069
#25
They say if you can get by the smell you got it licked...
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PittsburghPlayer
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01-11-10
6760
#26
some of you fukkers are sick, but for me Chaoz comes closest and then Donk to the correct answer(s)
a fart to the face is assault
felony assault at that
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Big Bear
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11-01-11
43253
#27
Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
some of you fukkers are sick, but for me Chaoz comes closest and then Donk to the correct answer(s)
a fart to the face is assault
felony assault at that
yeah right bro
most farts don’t even smell
it’s just being playful
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PittsburghPlayer
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01-11-10
6760
#28
Bearman, I was being playful too mange.
Not trying to start e-battle w/ choo
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Big Bear
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11-01-11
43253
#29
Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
Bearman, I was being playful too mange.
Not trying to start e-battle w/ choo
respek
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tommir99
SBR MVP
04-17-13
1178
#30
Women fart a lot, even more than men. They are just more discreet about it.
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Black Coffee
SBR MVP
05-04-19
1187
#31
get a butt plug for her...
oh w8, got one right here..
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43572
#32
just do like this song says.....
even tho it some jagoff singing in the background, the vid features two lezzies/bi babes who apparently get off blasting queefs into each others faces.....
works for me....
didn't watch much of it, it looked pretty f'n gay (literally), but I couldn't find will farrel in anchorman yelling "BREATHE IT IN" like I wanted, so this is what you get..... who knows, by now will farrell probably said some other shit like "take it in" and I'm being mandella effected again.....