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  • Big Bear
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-01-11
    • 43253

    #1
    What would you do if your going down on a chick and she rips a big fart?
    Would you continue?

    call her out?

    pretend you didn’t hear it?


  • slayer14
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-12-13
    • 22030

    #2
    Nothing wrong with a hot lady with a nice ass
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    • Big Bear
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-01-11
      • 43253

      #3
      Originally posted by slayer14
      Nothing wrong with a hot lady with a nice ass
      true
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      • mpaschal34
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-04-13
        • 12087

        #4
        Bear....what kind of women are you around?

        Sheesh!
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        • Big Bear
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-01-11
          • 43253

          #5
          Originally posted by mpaschal34
          Bear....what kind of women are you around?

          Sheesh!
          this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe

          next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor
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          • Foxx
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 05-25-11
            • 5816

            #6
            You should have pushed that fart back in her ass with your cawk man.
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            • thechaoz
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-23-09
              • 12154

              #7
              You need to get out.

              I'd probably punch her in the face
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              • thechaoz
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-23-09
                • 12154

                #8
                Originally posted by Big Bear
                this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe

                next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor
                There's no way she isn't fat

                That's the most white trash I've ever heard of
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                • Thrilla
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-10-15
                  • 13809

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Big Bear
                  Would you continue?

                  call her out?

                  pretend you didn’t hear it?


                  99% will continue. Most will sniff that bad boy up until the last gas particle.

                  Obviously you aren't aware people do piss and shit sex...a fart is nothing.
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                  • TheGoldenGoose
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-27-12
                    • 3744

                    #10
                    Eat her azz out. Put your tongue to work boy.
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                    • TheMetsSuck
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-14-12
                      • 6147

                      #11
                      dutch oven her back. love is war
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                      • HockeyRocks
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 07-10-13
                        • 6069

                        #12
                        Next time find yourself a Lady and not a whore....
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43572

                          #13
                          breath it in..... take it all in....

                          enjoy the moment.....

                          then take the gas she just blasted you with, raise up, with it still inside you, and make out with her, passing it back to her so she can relish the stench herself.......

                          then give her the ass fukkin' of a lifetime, and make her suck the chocostick.........
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                          • pologq
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 10-07-12
                            • 19899

                            #14
                            if she did it cause you two are cool around each other it's one thing. to just do it while you are down there without warning and not that type of "cool" relationship can be a mood killer. only thing that would savor if she then says, "punish my ass for doing that".
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                            • Big Bear
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-01-11
                              • 43253

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              breath it in..... take it all in....

                              enjoy the moment.....

                              then take the gas she just blasted you with, raise up, with it still inside you, and make out with her, passing it back to her so she can relish the stench herself.......

                              then give her the ass fukkin' of a lifetime, and make her suck the chocostick.........
                              lol
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                              • Big Bear
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-01-11
                                • 43253

                                #16
                                Originally posted by pologq
                                if she did it cause you two are cool around each other it's one thing. to just do it while you are down there without warning and not that type of "cool" relationship can be a mood killer. only thing that would savor if she then says, "punish my ass for doing that".
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                                • Booya711
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 12-20-11
                                  • 27364

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by mpaschal34
                                  Bear....what kind of women are you around?

                                  Sheesh!
                                  Eaglesfan
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                                  • Big Bear
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-01-11
                                    • 43253

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TheMetsSuck
                                    dutch oven her back. love is war
                                    Love is a battlefield

                                    great song
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                                    • bradthebloke
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 07-26-09
                                      • 3175

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TheMetsSuck
                                      dutch oven her back. love is war
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                                      • SBR_Guest_Pro
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-10-15
                                        • 3956

                                        #20
                                        i'd call it a night and get back to Netflix
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                                        • mrpapageorgio
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-07-17
                                          • 2974

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Big Bear
                                          this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe

                                          next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor
                                          I'll take things that never happened for $600, Alex.


                                          Not that a girl wouldn't do something like that, it's the notion a girl wanted to get in bed with you that has me skeptical.
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                                          • Sanity Check
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-30-13
                                            • 10973

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Big Bear
                                            this chick thought it was funny too pulled the sheets over my head and boxed me in couldn’t breathe

                                            next time she gives me head I’m going to return the favor

                                            Was it a latina who got you with their: "mexican gas chamber".
                                            Asking for a friend.
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                                            • konck
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 10-17-06
                                              • 12554

                                              #23
                                              Bear tell us what you did when seaweed ripped right in your face
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                                              • Enkhbat
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 04-18-11
                                                • 3175

                                                #24
                                                Finish it quickly and decide what to do with her later lol
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                                                • HockeyRocks
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 07-10-13
                                                  • 6069

                                                  #25
                                                  They say if you can get by the smell you got it licked...
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                                                  • PittsburghPlayer
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-11-10
                                                    • 6760

                                                    #26
                                                    some of you fukkers are sick, but for me Chaoz comes closest and then Donk to the correct answer(s)

                                                    a fart to the face is assault
                                                    felony assault at that
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                                                    • Big Bear
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 11-01-11
                                                      • 43253

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
                                                      some of you fukkers are sick, but for me Chaoz comes closest and then Donk to the correct answer(s)

                                                      a fart to the face is assault
                                                      felony assault at that
                                                      yeah right bro

                                                      most farts don’t even smell

                                                      it’s just being playful
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                                                      • PittsburghPlayer
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 01-11-10
                                                        • 6760

                                                        #28
                                                        Bearman, I was being playful too mange.

                                                        Not trying to start e-battle w/ choo
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                                                        • Big Bear
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-01-11
                                                          • 43253

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
                                                          Bearman, I was being playful too mange.

                                                          Not trying to start e-battle w/ choo
                                                          respek
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                                                          • tommir99
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 04-17-13
                                                            • 1178

                                                            #30
                                                            Women fart a lot, even more than men. They are just more discreet about it.
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                                                            • Black Coffee
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 05-04-19
                                                              • 1187

                                                              #31
                                                              get a butt plug for her...

                                                              oh w8, got one right here..
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                                                              • Auto Donk
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-03-13
                                                                • 43572

                                                                #32
                                                                just do like this song says.....





                                                                even tho it some jagoff singing in the background, the vid features two lezzies/bi babes who apparently get off blasting queefs into each others faces.....

                                                                works for me....

                                                                didn't watch much of it, it looked pretty f'n gay (literally), but I couldn't find will farrel in anchorman yelling "BREATHE IT IN" like I wanted, so this is what you get..... who knows, by now will farrell probably said some other shit like "take it in" and I'm being mandella effected again.....
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