What is the scariest wild animal you have ever come face to face with IRL
I have encountered a bear and a shark
but the scariest for me was a water moccasin b/c of how close it got to my canoe
JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#2
Big ass Shark when surfing rattled me a bit, rattle snake surprise and ready to attack when lifting a board up, aggressive horse in a stable bucking and charging one time.
My neighbors VERY Agro German Sheppard attacking my leg and arm for no reason tops the list though. (That attack pissed me off so much that I ended up killing that German Sheppard dog later on that day) I hated that dog!! True story..
Ugly story I'm not proud of and I was younger at the time. I started picking green hard lemons off my lemon tree and throwing hard lemon fast balls at the dog. I was connecting and the Sheppard died that night. I could throw in low 90's back in the day. I didn't expect to kill it but I did. Neighbors never knew what happened.. They also never controlled or trained their dog.. That dog could have killed a small child when getting loose..
Ummm that's about it for me off the top of my head. Survived them all. ..
Comment
firedawg
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
10-08-08
39219
#3
9 foot tiger shark off the coast
Comment
VeggieDog
SBR Hall of Famer
02-21-09
7214
#4
Mountain lion while out running in a nature park.
Comment
7deuceoff$uit
SBR MVP
04-08-16
2212
#5
Girl Scouts in front of a local grocery store.
Comment
ThaTopMoron
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
04-30-10
27020
#6
Serena Williams
Comment
cincinnatikid513
SBR Aristocracy
11-23-17
45360
#7
big alligator sun tanning on tee box
Comment
KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#8
Originally posted by ThaTopMoron
Serena Williams
Comment
KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#9
Originally posted by VeggieDog
Mountain lion while out running in a nature park.
You are lucky.
Comment
Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#10
It was a big bear
Comment
DOM_Toretto
Restricted User
01-28-13
9035
#11
Big Bear....
I have encountered a big black bear....
I shot it 2 times and tracked his crazy ass then shot it again, then eventually ate it.
My heart was PUMPING when I saw that f’er!
Comment
daneblazer
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-14-08
27861
#12
Cottonmouth Rattlegator
Comment
Purduekev
SBR Sharp
11-12-11
498
#13
My wife when she found out I took her debit and ************.
Comment
Shute
SBR Posting Legend
03-20-17
11835
#14
Originally posted by JIBBBY
Big ass Shark when surfing rattled me a bit, rattle snake surprise and ready to attack when lifting a board up, aggressive horse in a stable bucking and charging one time.
My neighbors VERY Agro German Sheppard attacking my leg and arm for no reason tops the list though. (That attack pissed me off so much that I ended up killing that German Sheppard dog later on that day) I hated that dog!! True story..
Ugly story I'm not proud of and I was younger at the time. I started picking green hard lemons off my lemon tree and throwing hard lemon fast balls at the dog. I was connecting and the Sheppard died that night. I could throw in low 90's back in the day. I didn't expect to kill it but I did. Neighbors never knew what happened.. They also never controlled or trained their dog.. That dog could have killed a small child when getting loose..
Ummm that's about it for me off the top of my head. Survived them all. ..
Great story Jibby
Comment
JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#15
Originally posted by Shute
Great story Jibby
True story... Not that great though..
Comment
goduke
SBR Posting Legend
02-17-10
11580
#16
Originally posted by JIBBBY
Big ass Shark when surfing rattled me a bit, rattle snake surprise and ready to attack when lifting a board up, aggressive horse in a stable bucking and charging one time.
My neighbors VERY Agro German Sheppard attacking my leg and arm for no reason tops the list though. (That attack pissed me off so much that I ended up killing that German Sheppard dog later on that day) I hated that dog!! True story..
Ugly story I'm not proud of and I was younger at the time. I started picking green hard lemons off my lemon tree and throwing hard lemon fast balls at the dog. I was connecting and the Sheppard died that night. I could throw in low 90's back in the day. I didn't expect to kill it but I did. Neighbors never knew what happened.. They also never controlled or trained their dog.. That dog could have killed a small child when getting loose..
Ummm that's about it for me off the top of my head. Survived them all. ..
This comment sums up stupidity. Now it all makes sense why you preach trump everyday. Throwing lemons at a dog? Fuc.king retard
Comment
The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#17
Jibby is a rejection away from shooting up a rooftop bar in Venice
Guy fits the mold
White
Male
Animal Cruelty as a kid
Comment
JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#18
^^ Instead of attacking my story let's hear yours ya bone heads..
I had to kill that dog as it was borderline rabid I tell you!!!
Comment
KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74817
#19
Well, this thread took a turn.
Comment
GzaTheGenius
SBR MVP
02-12-13
4181
#20
God damn giant owl almost took ny head off one day
Comment
clockwise1965
SBR Hall of Famer
10-01-13
6753
#21
Originally posted by VeggieDog
Mountain lion while out running in a nature park.
I as well seen a mountain lion in the wild in Colorado.
Comment
stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#22
Jellyfish. Fukkin bastards tentacle felt like a dildo in my hand and stung me 9 times over on my arm
Comment
JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#23
Originally posted by GzaTheGenius
God damn giant owl almost took ny head off one day
Comment
GzaTheGenius
SBR MVP
02-12-13
4181
#24
Originally posted by JIBBBY
They will fukk you up, they dont give a hoot
Comment
MinnesotaFats
SBR Posting Legend
12-18-10
14758
#25
Was volunteering in Africa for a immunization outfit early 00s and while exploring on our off day yes, we came within 120 feet, of the one fukking thing you don't want to see... the feral male lion. Dude was just laying out in the sun a top a small collection of downed trees. He saw us, (10 of us, 3 guys, 7 girls) lifted his head a bit, let out a weird snort sound, and went back to sleep.
We walked slowly backwards about 90 feet then turned and ran as fast as we could back to the Jeep.... I don't think I slept that night!
The funny thing was...although all our anxiety was high, to a member nobody actually felt threatened. We talked about the speed and agility of the animal, whether our scatter gun could have saved us and joked about which girls would get eaten first, but truth is, it was actually a moment of mutual respect for another animal. Understanding that, outside of suburban America, without a car or weapons or a place to hide, we are fukkin nothing when playing on their home turf. That dude could have had anyone of us in under 20 seconds, and he knew it.
Really made us all think how the fukk man survived. How did our ancestors raise babys versus beasts like this....and live to tell about it?
Comment
JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#26
Originally posted by stealthyburrito
Jellyfish. Fukkin bastards tentacle felt like a dildo in my hand and stung me 9 times over on my arm
Jelly's are no joke when you get caught in a school of them swimming around..
Those big purple colored ones really will ruin your day.. I got caught in a school of those fockers one time in Malibu.. Got clipped on the legs.
OUCH!!!! They were the big ones too..
Comment
batt33
SBR Hall of Famer
12-23-16
6041
#27
Mountain lion on a small little lightning fire out in the middle of nowhere around midnight....another person saw the eyes and thought it was a bobcat until it came out of the shadows and into to the light of the fire......= wholly F@#$... sucker just walked around and stared...we stoked our bone pile and kept the pulaski close...
Hiking up a trail to a fire... right into a black bear....it was just as scared of me as I was of it...both went our own ways....
Comment
sweethook
SBR Posting Legend
11-21-07
12667
#28
was a husband
Comment
eidolon
SBR Hall of Famer
01-02-08
9531
#29
I ran into a wild 5 foot hispanic girl that was drunk. Got pretty crazy.
Comment
eidolon
SBR Hall of Famer
01-02-08
9531
#30
I saw a big bear once.
But I took care of it pretty easily.
Comment
Baraldsson
SBR Wise Guy
05-18-19
514
#31
Originally posted by JIBBBY
My neighbors VERY Agro German Sheppard attacking my leg and arm for no reason tops the list though. (That attack pissed me off so much that I ended up killing that German Sheppard dog later on that day) I hated that dog!! True story..
Ugly story I'm not proud of and I was younger at the time. I started picking green hard lemons off my lemon tree and throwing hard lemon fast balls at the dog. I was connecting and the Sheppard died that night. I could throw in low 90's back in the day. I didn't expect to kill it but I did. Neighbors never knew what happened.. They also never controlled or trained their dog.. That dog could have killed a small child when getting loose..
C'mon now, they didn't connect the dots when they saw all the bruised up lemons scattered around the dog's corpse? Hardly a case for the CSI team, Jibbbs.
Comment
Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#32
Originally posted by goduke
This comment sums up stupidity. Now it all makes sense why you preach trump everyday. Throwing lemons at a dog? Fuc.king retard
Comment
JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83686
#33
Originally posted by Baraldsson
C'mon now, they didn't connect the dots when they saw all the bruised up lemons scattered around the dog's corpse? Hardly a case for the CSI team, Jibbbs.
Was only like 8 to 10 lemons that I thru and no they didn't put two and two together as the dog was in the far end corner of the back yard near another lemon tree. That's why I threw the lemons because the dog was near another lemon tree. Here in Southern Cal everyone has lemon trees in their back yards.
The dog then came across the yard to the back door area of the house to lay down and die afterwards and was no where near the corner of that back yard again.. So yes I got away clean with murder...
Like I said it's a 100% true story that I'm not proud of. I like dogs but that dog was a mean SOB though. Spawn from the pits of hell I tell you!!! Tore up my forearm on that day. I needed pay back!!
Comment
Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#34
face to face in the elevator at the Golden Nugget in downtown vegas.....
some sort of short-kahked snaggletoothed mutated possum.......:
Comment
firedawg
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
10-08-08
39219
#35
Originally posted by Auto Donk
face to face in the elevator at the Golden Nugget in downtown vegas.....
some sort of short-kahked snaggletoothed mutated possum.......: