Originally posted by DR225
My exgf is a cat thief... what would you do?
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FoxxSBR Hall of Famer
- 05-25-11
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#36He lives in a third world country. Somehow I don't think they're chipping cats down there. I think rich folk down there sometimes get people chips for themselves and loved ones because of all the kidnappings though.Comment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#37Fox correct, no chips down here but yeah I already talked her out of that cat
I will take her to adopt a younger one next weekComment -
FoxxSBR Hall of Famer
- 05-25-11
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#38Just be careful man. If she'll steal someones pet, she'll steal from you too. Watch your back. Lock your shit up when she is over.Comment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#39She already stole 10 years of my life... anything else she takes is a bargainOriginally posted by FoxxJust be careful man. If she'll steal someones pet, she'll steal from you too. Watch your back. Lock your shit up when she is over.Comment -
inmyownzoneSBR MVP
- 12-31-12
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#40lol classic misdirection. I wish you well, troll.Originally posted by maggiethebestdogWow, Bro
That's pretty heavy
I really need to take a good long look at myself
Thanks BroComment -
thechaozSBR Posting Legend
- 10-23-09
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#41Cept it's a cat. Important disctinction.Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21how would you feel if someone stole your dog?
A Cat.Comment -
thechaozSBR Posting Legend
- 10-23-09
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#42It's not even close. Woman love a puppy/dog whatever, but when a single guy, who lives alone (this is fine, actually optimal), brings you home and he has...Originally posted by rm18Is true I think. I dated and had kid with girl I met before I had a cat while I had a cat, but can only pull girls when on road who dont know I have a cat.
A Cat.
It's a huge red flag. I've had many woman tell me in private as such. I'm very happy go lucky, no judgements, have fun type of guy so woman are really honest with me.
Shit a bartender last week in one hour, was trying to explain to my friend, that especially dominant woman in real life want to be 'choked" a little in the bedroom because they want a man to take control, because they are in control the rest of their day (and the beta orbiters that follow them around, text them and buy them shit are nauseating.
I know a few dudes, even a friend of 20 years who is all metal, tattoos, drinking, crazy fool. He has a cat. He's my friend but I can say this.
He is a penetrating weirdo. Weird with woman, weird pervy creepy like his dad, gets drunk and beats himself up, has all kinds of issues. The other is a war vet is a penetrating psycho and a total slob.Comment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#43LOL... cats can have personalityOriginally posted by thechaozCept it's a cat. Important disctinction.
A Cat.
anyway, sent you an email. Your PMs are full, need to clear those up pal
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Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#44all this cat/no pussy talk.....
here's a little story for ya....
hot bitch I dated had a pit bull female, that would always stare at us when we had sex.... over time, the bitch (dog bitch) would jump on hte bed and try to nuzzle up against us as we were doin' it.... like she wanted me to pipe the fuk outta her too.....
feeling sorry for the bitch (dog bitch), as she stood at the end of the bed watching (on the ground, but looking up at us), I decided to "share the wealth", and pulled out doggy style, facing the foot of the bed, and aimed high and shot it over by babe's head and onto the bitch's(dog bitch's) face as she watched.....
freaky length of tongue those pit bulls have, as she cleaned up her own facial.....
human bitch was NOT happy.............Comment -
romecloneoutSBR MVP
- 02-06-11
- 2243
#45U gave s facial to a dog? Unreal and dont buy it. Get some new stories weirdoOriginally posted by Auto Donkall this cat/no pussy talk.....
here's a little story for ya....
hot bitch I dated had a pit bull female, that would always stare at us when we had sex.... over time, the bitch (dog bitch) would jump on hte bed and try to nuzzle up against us as we were doin' it.... like she wanted me to pipe the fuk outta her too.....
feeling sorry for the bitch (dog bitch), as she stood at the end of the bed watching (on the ground, but looking up at us), I decided to "share the wealth", and pulled out doggy style, facing the foot of the bed, and aimed high and shot it over by babe's head and onto the bitch's(dog bitch's) face as she watched.....
freaky length of tongue those pit bulls have, as she cleaned up her own facial.....
human bitch was NOT happy.............Comment -
FoxxSBR Hall of Famer
- 05-25-11
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#46Damn. What if it's 2 cats? Is that still a red flag and not cool?Originally posted by thechaozIt's not even close. Woman love a puppy/dog whatever, but when a single guy, who lives alone (this is fine, actually optimal), brings you home and he has...
A Cat.
It's a huge red flag. I've had many woman tell me in private as such. I'm very happy go lucky, no judgements, have fun type of guy so woman are really honest with me.Comment
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