My exgf is a cat thief... what would you do?

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Good evening cucks, requesting quick advice on the fly here... So, my ex-girlfriend and some other girl came in to smoke a blunt and shoot the shit, as we were saying our farewells inside her car, this kitten came inside the car and seems in love with my exgf... problem is, kitten has a collar and I'm sure a neighbor owns it, should I let her steal it? I firmly believe cats choose people and not the other way around, and I hate all my penetrating neighbors anyway, what should I do? she says next time she is stealing the furry thing

[MinnesotaFats]

A true cat burglar

Why is the cat outside??? If its wild (collar or not) then it can choose its person!

[Cuse0323]

Wouldn’t let her steal it. Gotta think how you’d feel if someone stole your cat. I hate cats though so fck if I care. Let her have it.

[eidolon]

Tell her don't take it. If she puts up a fight. Just go to bed.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

A true cat burglar

Why is the cat outside??? If its wild (collar or not) then it can choose its person!

lol lol and she doesnt even consider the fact she might break a kid's heart

JFC

I dont know people in this country let their animals run wild

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Wouldn’t let her steal it. Gotta think how you’d feel if someone stole your cat. I hate cats though so fck if I care. Let her have it.

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Slap that bitch upside the head, then slap her again, then go shoot yourself.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Slap that bitch upside the head, then slap her again, then go shoot yourself.

WOW, looks like someone just came out of jail after being Tyrone's bitch for a month, what were you doing in county?

[HurryUpAndDrink]

I'm fukked, this is going to end up costing me

[thechaoz]

Let it go.

Pro Tip Gents. I honestly can't believe I have to say this but it keeps coming up.

If you're a single dude, that has a cat, you're penetrating screwed with the ladies.


They won't say in public, but on private they all tell me that dirty secret shit.

I've slept with so many taken women whose dude had a cat. A cat. A single man.



Godspeed

[thechaoz]

Hud I'm banned from Twitter for calling Tomi lahren a oyster so pm me

[rm18]

Let it go.

Pro Tip Gents. I honestly can't believe I have to say this but it keeps coming up.

If you're a single dude, that has a cat, you're penetrating screwed with the ladies.


They won't say in public, but on private they all tell me that dirty secret shit.

I've slept with so many taken women whose dude had a cat. A cat. A single man.



Godspeed

Is true I think. I dated and had kid with girl I met before I had a cat while I had a cat, but can only pull girls when on road who dont know I have a cat.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Hud I'm banned from Twitter for calling Tomi lahren a oyster so pm me

LOL LOL fukk Jack Dorsey bro

Sent!

Dont get me wrong, is not my cat, is some neighbors cat, my chick wants to steal so that would make me a horny enabler accesory after the fact... LOL

I have my plate full with my dog TBH

[Harry N. Lloyd]

WOW, looks like someone just came out of jail after being Tyrone's bitch for a month, what were you doing in county?

You're asking late night forum dudes how to deal with a GF who wants to steal a neighborhood cat, yet you think I'm Tyrone's bitch?!

Grow a set, pal.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

You're asking late night forum dudes how to deal with a GF who wants to steal a neighborhood cat, yet you think I'm Tyrone's bitch?!

Grow a set, pal.

take your bad mood elsewhere you fukkin pester

this threads are never serious, I mean, its a real situation but obv I know what to do and how to handle it

JFC people are so fukkin bitter they can't take some people shooting the shit for no other purpose than shooting the shit

[Harry N. Lloyd]

We got games.

Yours could be one of the most SoyBoy threads ever.

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Sorry about the bad mood. You might need a safe space.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Sorry about the bad mood. You might need a safe space.

you might need my dick in your mouth so you can STFU once and for all

[Harry N. Lloyd]

There you go, Hurry. Now you know the answer to that ridiculously embarrassing question you started this thread with.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

There you go, Hurry. Now you know the answer to that ridiculously embarrassing question you started this thread with.

touché

[chico2663]

lol lol and she doesnt even consider the fact she might break a kid's heart

JFC

I dont know people in this country let their animals run wild

You found a woman that would put up with you?

[HurryUpAndDrink]

You found a woman that would put up with you?

have no problems finding them, problem is getting them to stay

[firstclass]

Just tell her she can be friends with the kitten every time she comes by she can visit the cat and watch it grow..done

Unless its homeless ,then let her take it

[jts1207]

have no problems finding them, problem is getting them to stay

Most women don't stay with unemployed broke beggars that don't even have basic transportation.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

how would you feel if someone stole your dog?

[Bostongambler]

She probably is serving that cat for dinner tonight with a bottle of red.

[Auto Donk]

Good evening cucks, requesting quick advice on the fly here... So, my ex-girlfriend and some other girl came in to smoke a blunt and shoot the shit, as we were saying our farewells inside her car, this kitten came inside the car and seems in love with my exgf... problem is, kitten has a collar and I'm sure a neighbor owns it, should I let her steal it? I firmly believe cats choose people and not the other way around, and I hate all my penetrating neighbors anyway, what should I do? she says next time she is stealing the furry thing

i thought it said "car" thief, and that would have been a much easier question to answer.... (take her in the garage, open the back door to your sedan, slap the cuffs on her, cut her jeans and panties off, fuk the shit out of her doggy style as you slam her head on the back seat while she still has her feet outside the door, bent over, while screaming shit at her like "you wanna steal this car, yoiu fukkin' oyster?!?!?" "you like being a car stealing whore, you fukkin' bich", "tell me how much of a fukkin' whore you are, you filthy car stealin' whore", etc etc etc.....)

cat thief? fuk no, that's somebody f'n pet.... tell the whore to leave the fukkin' cat alone

[jts1207]

i thought it said "car" thief, and that would have been a much easier question to answer.... (take her in the garage, open the back door to your sedan, slap the cuffs on her, cut her jeans and panties off, fuk the shit out of her doggy style as you slam her head on the back seat while she still has her feet outside the door, bent over, while screaming shit at her like "you wanna steal this car, yoiu fukkin' oyster?!?!?" "you like being a car stealing whore, you fukkin' bich", "tell me how much of a fukkin' whore you are, you filthy car stealin' whore", etc etc etc.....)

cat thief? fuk no, that's somebody f'n pet.... tell the whore to leave the fukkin' cat alone

He has no car and no garage.

[DR225]

There's a chance that your ex's theft would be discovered if the kitten has already been chipped and she takes it to a vet.

[bigtymer56]

Good evening cucks, requesting quick advice on the fly here... So, my ex-girlfriend and some other girl came in to smoke a blunt and shoot the shit, as we were saying our farewells inside her car, this kitten came inside the car and seems in love with my exgf... problem is, kitten has a collar and I'm sure a neighbor owns it, should I let her steal it? I firmly believe cats choose people and not the other way around, and I hate all my penetrating neighbors anyway, what should I do? she says next time she is stealing the furry thing

You should stop hanging out with thieves.

[JIBBBY]

If it has collar that's someones pet. Shouldn't steal it.

Go to a frigg'n pet store or pound and pick up the same looking kitten, throw the same collar on it and give it to your X.. Very simple, all those little kittens are the same. She won't know the difference and you won't have to steal your neighbors pet..

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Yeah I'm taking her to an adoption shelter next week...

I knew this was costing me money anyhow

[maggiethebestdog]

I'm happy for Hurry
It's hard to find someone these days who you have alot in common with
They both love to steal other people's property, especially animals

I wish them a long happy life together of stealing, begging and refusing to do an honest days work

It's romantic stories like this that make me all warm and fuzzy inside

[inmyownzone]

I'm happy for Hurry
It's hard to find someone these days who you have alot in common with
They both love to steal other people's property, especially animals

I wish them a long happy life together of stealing, begging and refusing to do an honest days work

It's romantic stories like this that make me all warm and fuzzy inside

Bro your life must be miserable. all you do is troll on a gambling forum. smh

[maggiethebestdog]

Bro your life must be miserable. all you do is troll on a gambling forum. smh

Wow, Bro
That's pretty heavy
I really need to take a good long look at myself


Thanks Bro