Lisa on the verge of outdoing Courtney as most pathetic whore in America.....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Lisa on the verge of outdoing Courtney as most pathetic whore in America.....
    we all have had to endure that pahtetic kunt kourtney from match for years now, and for the life of me I never dreamed any other whore could be so fukkin' crazy that no man would bite the bullet and take her off the market despite her having national exposure to every hard kahk in america.....

    BUT, this lisa whore from match is still out there as well, and while not shouting out like the despicable courtney to "come find her", she's rapidly ascending up the standings of desperation and is still single despite her national exposure to the field of available dik nationwide.....

    guess we might as well have diggity sanction a pole between these two whores, to settle the issue here at sbr, at least.....

    here's the new challenger to most desperate, undatable whore in america:


  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    a refresher course on the reigning craziest, undatable lying slut in america:


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    • MinnesotaFats
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-18-10
      • 14758

      #3
      Donk lol

      You are right about the whore level of online dating girls in general

      But there's nothing more satisfying than giving them some great D, then ignoring them after lol

      Disposable pleasures
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      • TheMoneyShot
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 02-14-07
        • 28672

        #4
        What cracks me up is the bad acting from these sluts Lisa and Courtney.

        Must be some dip sh#$ dudes who are on match who believe this stuff? Crazy.

        Match needs to find a better way to advertise.... sh#$ isn't working.

        You find the exact same profiles on match and pof. So why pay Match?
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        • Harry N. Lloyd
          SBR MVP
          • 03-26-08
          • 4810

          #5
          Donk, did you get set up on a blind date gone wrong?

          You seem awfully annoyed with these Match.com gals?

          Hell, I wouldn't give 'em diamond rings but I'd gladly bang this one and Courtney......together if I could.
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            i've never had a bad date; I just hate bullshit commercials.....

            as for match.com, I banged just about every single babe on that site in htown during 2003-04.....

            every damn one of em
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            • TheMoneyShot
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 02-14-07
              • 28672

              #7
              Yep... those match commercials... biggest BS commercials around. If women look as hot as that Courtney chick.... they have an emotional imbalance... and are a complete NUT JOB.
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              • BeatTheJerk
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 08-19-07
                • 31794

                #8
                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                i've never had a bad date; I just hate bullshit commercials.....

                as for match.com, I banged just about every single babe on that site in htown during 2003-04.....

                every damn one of em
                Donkey Balls I just encountered my 1st faucet squirting experience. It was really intense, I kid you not she was squirting liquid out of her urethra for damn near 20-30 seconds. The hotel bed was soaked !!!! For some strange reason I absolutely loved it & I'm gonna start dating this broad.
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                • BeatTheJerk
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 08-19-07
                  • 31794

                  #9
                  She also gives porn star quality head & takes it up the ass like a Cuban Goddess Queen. I’m completely in sexual lust for the moment. She’s 34 & craves me like a full blown Herion addict chasing the dragon.
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                  • eaglesfan371
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-08-19
                    • 4079

                    #10
                    Auto donk you’re one of my favs on this forum. Too funny.

                    Btw I died at the Courtney “I like nice guys” statement. Cringe af
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