Aletta Ocean: Left or Right?

[Auto Donk]

unlike conway twitty singin' about a "tiger in those tight fitting jeans," I'm pretty sure we all know the disgusting shit that's under this nasty whore Alletta's jeans:

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Auto Donk]

im disappointed.... only her lips look a little bigger..... I thought by now this insecure whore would have gotten even bigger and bigger ass implants......

[Auto Donk]

the only way I'd do this whore is if she'd flip both ass implants out like these:




and only then, it would also have to be doggy style and after I'd smoked three hydo blunts, so I coulld really trip while bangin her reversed butt cheeks.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I’m going to forever keep this thread alive for you, Donker.

[Auto Donk]

it might be fun to reverse the butt implants and slow pound her doggy, as you could use the left cheek to set your beer on, with the flat table top effect of the reversed ass implant, and on the right, you could chop lines of blow without having to worry about her goin' typical female porn star on it and hoovering away on your eight ball..... no straw long enough for her to get to it on the cheek.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

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Look at those cawk cushions.

[Auto Donk]

back so soon? usually I only have to see this wonderful thread of insecurity and patheticness only once every three months.......

but, can lip injections give me rooster or ball or anal sphinc cancer?????

(yes, I'm gonna make this whore toss my salad for sure after she snorts through my blow)

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, in that last picture do I see herpes on the corner of her mouth/lips?

Be careful with the salad tossing if so.

[Auto Donk]

I think that's just some dried jizz.....

[ApricotSinner32]

That girls face is fukked up you guys are whackjobs. Lay off the fuking meth

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

Like Adam Carolla says about these chicks that get way too much plastic surgery:

"She's now a 'Female' Female Impersonator".....

Thumbs down.....

[ace7550]

Are you sure that's not Aletta on the left and a large mouth sea bass on the right?

[Auto Donk]

she's primed for a "reverse titty fuk", where your ass is more or less resting on her face as you pump her cleave and rake your bung hole across her face....

for her, she'd get those big lips into salad tossin' mode about 12 hours after I ate at Pancho's Mexican Buffet and was rather negligent in my wiping.....

[bozeman]

i would totally vote for 20 years ago

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[Auto Donk]

100 percent plastic.... suit and body.... nice......

[BrickJames]

Thighs don't match the ass. These chicks need to understand that when they get a fake ass and they have those scrawny little chicken legs it just looks ridiculous.

They need to have some big thick thighs to go with that big fat ass

[Bostongambler]

And wipe off those fake lips 👄

[stevek173]

Neither.

Disgusting.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Bostongambler]

Looks like Beach balls.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Looks like Beach balls.

Or an image from above of two JJ’s standing next to each other.

[Bostongambler]

One JJ is enough

[slayer14]

You would still kiss that ass

[Bostongambler]

Not if you know what has been in there. Big black ....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Not if you know what has been in there. Big black ....

She doesn't even look blonde.

False advertising.

[Bostongambler]

She looks plastic

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I wonder how much you can get if you recycled her??

[Bostongambler]

I wonder how much you can get if you recycled her??

It must say somewhere on her. Probably 5 cents and 10 cents in Michigan.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

So at least $0.25 per lip and maybe $1 for each ass cheek.

What else we got?

[Esco]

Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD).

Google it