I had a good day yesterday.

[BigBusiness]

Yesterday was good. No sounds of gun shots, no ambulances. No police sirens. No yellow crime tape. No drama whatsoever. Went to the barbershop to get a fresh cut and we all had a good time arguing over who is the greatest basketball player of all time. Left and went to go sit down and eat at a soul food joint. The food was very good. Then I went to the park and played a few pickup games of basketball. I couldn't be stopped that day. Then later that night, I went over a hookers house and blew a fat load in her and called it a day.

[2daBank]

Why don’t you hurry up and die.

[2daBank]

Better yet go to prison and tell us how it was a good day anytime you didn’t get raped, my guess is you wouldn’t have many good days, a poser like you surely be someone’s bitch.

[unde0087]

2da, this guy is a straight clown. SALOON this garbage.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

Yesterday was good. No sounds of gun shots, no ambulances. No police sirens. No yellow crime tape. No drama whatsoever. Went to the barbershop to get a fresh cut and we all had a good time arguing over who is the greatest basketball player of all time. Left and went to go sit down and eat at a soul food joint. The food was very good. Then I went to the park and played a few pickup games of basketball. I couldn't be stopped that day. Then later that night, I went over a hookers house and blew a fat load in her and called it a day.

Amazing!
How did both you and Ice Cube share the EXACT same day?!?!?

[Mackballs]

At least try to make it believable. You literally include every classic hood stereotype ever and claim you carried them out in one day. This sounds like the plot and storyline to a shitty 90s movie.

[5mike5]

Saloon

[BigBusiness]

Amazing!
How did both you and Ice Cube share the EXACT same day?!?!?

[jjgold]

Stop pretending you’re a gangster, you’re a little kitten with a $20 bank roll

[bigtymer56]

Saloon

[unde0087]

Stop pretending you’re a gangster, you’re a little kitten with a $20 bank roll

[gauchojake]

CLUE 1:
“Went to Short Dog’s house,
They was watching Yo MTV RAPS”
“Yo! MTV RAPS” first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cube’s single Today Was A Good Day was released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the SuperSonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the SuperSonics:
Nov 11 1988 114-103
Nov 30 1988 110-106
Apr 4 1989 115-97
Apr 23 1989 121-117
Jan 17 1990 100-90
Feb 28 1990 112-107
Mar 25 1990 116-94
Apr 17 1990 102-101
Jan 18 1991 105-96
Mar 24 1991 113-96
Apr 21 1991 103-100
Jan 20 1992 116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Lakers won over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
Nov 30 1988
Apr 4 1989
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 5:
“Got a beep from Kim, and
She can penetrate all night”
Beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were available to public:
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991, too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..
The ONLY day where:
-Yo! MTV Raps was on air
-It was a clear and smogless day
-Beepers were commercially sold
-Lakers beat the SuperSonics
-and Ice Cube had no events to attend to was… JANUARY 20, 1992
National Good Day Day

[BigBusiness]

CLUE 1:
“Went to Short Dog’s house,
They was watching Yo MTV RAPS”
“Yo! MTV RAPS” first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cube’s single Today Was A Good Day was released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the SuperSonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the SuperSonics:
Nov 11 1988 114-103
Nov 30 1988 110-106
Apr 4 1989 115-97
Apr 23 1989 121-117
Jan 17 1990 100-90
Feb 28 1990 112-107
Mar 25 1990 116-94
Apr 17 1990 102-101
Jan 18 1991 105-96
Mar 24 1991 113-96
Apr 21 1991 103-100
Jan 20 1992 116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Lakers won over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
Nov 30 1988
Apr 4 1989
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 5:
“Got a beep from Kim, and
She can penetrate all night”
Beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were available to public:
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991, too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..
The ONLY day where:
-Yo! MTV Raps was on air
-It was a clear and smogless day
-Beepers were commercially sold
-Lakers beat the SuperSonics
-and Ice Cube had no events to attend to was… JANUARY 20, 1992
National Good Day Day

[KVB]

Amazing!
How did both you and Ice Cube share the EXACT same day?!?!?

You beat me to it.

[2daBank]

2da, this guy is a straight clown. SALOON this garbage.

I never bother reading anything this clown writes over couple sentences so didn’t even notice he just ripping off old rap songs. This dude gonna get so many cocks in him when he goes to prison, 1st time he starts telling everyone a “real life” story that just a scene from Boys in the hood he getting fukked. Nothing the homies in prison love more than some little bitch bragging bout how much money he had!!

[RudyRuetigger]

Saloon

Saloon

saloon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gauchojake]

Next story should be from Menace 2 Society or New Jack City.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

CLUE 1:
“Went to Short Dog’s house,
They was watching Yo MTV RAPS”
“Yo! MTV RAPS” first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cube’s single Today Was A Good Day was released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the SuperSonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the SuperSonics:
Nov 11 1988 114-103
Nov 30 1988 110-106
Apr 4 1989 115-97
Apr 23 1989 121-117
Jan 17 1990 100-90
Feb 28 1990 112-107
Mar 25 1990 116-94
Apr 17 1990 102-101
Jan 18 1991 105-96
Mar 24 1991 113-96
Apr 21 1991 103-100
Jan 20 1992 116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Lakers won over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
Nov 30 1988
Apr 4 1989
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 5:
“Got a beep from Kim, and
She can penetrate all night”
Beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were available to public:
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991, too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..
The ONLY day where:
-Yo! MTV Raps was on air
-It was a clear and smogless day
-Beepers were commercially sold
-Lakers beat the SuperSonics
-and Ice Cube had no events to attend to was… JANUARY 20, 1992
National Good Day Day

That’s pretty good, except for one thing:
I seriously doubt they were flying the Good Year blimp that night at 2:00 in the morning, but even if they were, there’s no way it said “Ice Cube’s A Pimp” on the side of it.
So, Ice Cube’s day, much like the one posted to start this thread was a make believe fairy tale.....

[jtoler]

guy is willing to our out his life and give a piece of himself to sbr and gets shyted on. why do we build up our heros and stand and watch when their burning

[gauchojake]

That’s pretty good, except for one thing:
I seriously doubt they were flying the Good Year blimp that night at 2:00 in the morning, but even if they were, there’s no way it said “Ice Cube’s A Pimp” on the side of it.
So, Ice Cube’s day, much like the one posted to start this thread was a make believe fairy tale.....

I live near Carson and can verify. It's all true.

[2daBank]

Next story should be from Menace 2 Society or New Jack City.

New jack city a good one. If dude had any sense he would at least steal from less popular songs and movies!!

[biggie12]

this guy is a pure dreck fressor.

[2daBank]

That’s pretty good, except for one thing:
I seriously doubt they were flying the Good Year blimp that night at 2:00 in the morning, but even if they were, there’s no way it said “Ice Cube’s A Pimp” on the side of it.
So, Ice Cube’s day, much like the one posted to start this thread was a make believe fairy tale.....

I don’t think just cause he threw in the blimp saying “Ice cubes a pimp” makes cube the fraud that the op is.

[jjgold]

Hey Kitten

[Al Masters]

Then later that night, I went over a hookers house and blew a fat load in her and called it a day.

Been with many in my lifetime
never did a hooker take me to her house.

Is that normal practice in the hood?

Where I live they come to your place
or if you grab a street bitch a hotel
or motel but never did I pick one
up who said let’s go to my place.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I don’t think just cause he threw in the blimp saying “Ice cubes a pimp” makes cube the fraud that the op is.

Understood.
I will chalk that up to Cube taking a little poetic license to round out the song. Everything else seems plausible, though.

[RudyRuetigger]

is bigboydan moderating today or what?

SALOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jjgold]

[KVB]

Been with many in my lifetime
never did a hooker take me to her house.

Is that normal practice in the hood?

Where I live they come to your place
or if you grab a street bitch a hotel
or motel but never did I pick one
up who said let’s go to my place.

It's called In Call, Master, not Out Call.

[BigBusiness]

It's called In Call, Master, not Out Call.