Would you pick the girl or the pizza?

[swordsandtequila]

i can have the sex with the pizza and still eat it...can't do that with the girl

[pologq]

I will take the girl. While she eats the peperoni, I will give her the sausage

she likes all kinds of pork(ing)

[edawg]

Word to the wise never eat a pizza that doesn't have a sheet in the bottom of the box. So throw that pizza away and enjoy the other bottom and box!

[stake1]

she likes all kinds of pork(ing)

[pologq]

Word to the wise never eat a pizza that doesn't have a sheet in the bottom of the box. So throw that pizza away and enjoy the other bottom and box!

good point. tasting cardboard is a no no.