Who is the biggest liar at SBR?

[HurryUpAndDrink]

simmer down Donker cmon pal stop trolling, who cares?

WE GOT GAMES

[The Kraken]

I have never once in my life asked a woman "can i give it to you up the ass" or anything similar to that.... they all wanted to try it, mostly out of a curiosity to see if they could take it, or because they were already anal freaks when I met them (most women are)....

the notion that kracken couldn't fit his junk in a woman's ass is laughable, as women take Shorty Mac up the ass with ease....

the only reason women have told kracken "no" or "it won't fit" when it comes to their asses is simply that they DON'T WANT HIS KAHK up their asses, for whatever reason....

probably because he's a fukkin' male nurse..... AND nothing to look at.... AND unable to get their anal engines started for whatever reason, ie., lack of sexual game.....

All Im saying is you've had a lot of anal sex and it has nothing to do with "skill"

I've tried and they just couldn't take it

Says more about you than me...

Im most likely misreading who it was taking the big cawk in your stories, hope you don't end up with a red sock soon

[The Kraken]

simmer down Donker cmon pal stop trolling, who cares?

WE GOT GAMES

He's not trolling, jts and eddy are trolling.

[Auto Donk]

All Im saying is you've had a lot of anal sex and it has nothing to do with "skill"

I've tried and they just couldn't take it

Says more about you than me...

Im most likely misreading who it was taking the big cawk in your stories, hope you don't end up with a red sock soon

you've proven your either an incompetent lover or just lame.... stfu,,... any woman COULD take uyour kahk back door, you dumbass.... they just DON'T WANT your shit back door.... that says way more about your lame ass than it does me....



step your f'n game up, Male Nurse.....

[The Kraken]

Pipe down pencil dick

I'm happy for you that every ass hole on the face of the earth can accommodate your #2, unfortunately I don't share in that luxury

Lets just agree to agree that you're average at best and I'm bigger than average, and move the fukk on

[dlowilly]

LOL everyone is at war on this forum including me

[HurryUpAndDrink]

I am chilling, not at war at the moment

Got rid of Rudy and things been peaceful on the Hurry front.

[firedawg]

I am chilling, not at war at the moment

Got rid of Rudy and things been peaceful on the Hurry front.

You moron
You are over at the cess pool e battling at every chance
You have serious mental issues

[Auto Donk]

LOL everyone is at war on this forum including me

yeah, I feel like a bully tho, in a real lose-lose situation, as I'm having to hand a "male nurse" his ass.......

win? well, yah, sure, he's a male fukkin' nurse.....

lose? you got owned by a male fukkin'nurse!!!!!

fortunately, the guy's been proven to be a posing liar obviously lacking in sexual attraction and incapable of bringing women out of their sexual shells to enjoy their kinkier sides.....

poor guy.....

but again, whattya expect from a male fukkin' nurse..... guy sticks tubes up other guy's diks for a living..... has probably had to deal with more flaccid kahks in his hand than JJ at a glory hole.....

[The Kraken]

yeah, I feel like a bully tho, in a real lose-lose situation, as I'm having to hand a "male nurse" his ass.......

win? well, yah, sure, he's a male fukkin' nurse.....

lose? you got owned by a male fukkin'nurse!!!!!

fortunately, the guy's been proven to be a posing liar obviously lacking in sexual attraction and incapable of bringing women out of their sexual shells to enjoy their kinkier sides.....

poor guy.....

but again, whattya expect from a male fukkin' nurse..... guy sticks tubes up other guy's diks for a living..... has probably had to deal with more flaccid kahks in his hand than JJ at a glory hole.....

Good luck, pal

[Auto Donk]

you too, "pal".....

[Eddy Munny]

Kraken is just being coy. He's had plenty of successful excursions into the anal sex domain.

So many in fact that his concerned proctologist has advised him to cut it cold turkey.

[dlowilly]

How the hell is fudgyb in last place?

[The Kraken]

Kraken is just being coy. He's had plenty of successful excursions into the anal sex domain.

So many in fact that his concerned proctologist has advised him to cut it cold turkey.

Everyone’s moved on, friend. You should probably do the same. Bad for your health to stress about small things for long periods of time

[Eddy Munny]

Everyone’s moved on, friend. You should probably do the same. Bad for your health to stress about small things for long periods of time

Nice non sequitur.

I guess I shouldn't expect much mental horsepower from a bum who bedpans for gold.

[The Kraken]

Nice non sequitur.

I guess I shouldn't expect much mental horsepower from a bum who bedpans for gold.

Exactly!

Have a good night, sir

[Eddy Munny]

Exactly!

Have a good night, sir

Alrighty

[allabout the $$$]

Big Business......well off financially in every other post. ...rides around with ak47s in trunk leaving hooker houses and collects video games as a retirement plan lol

Don't forget posts photoshpped bank account screenshots

[bonzaii]

Some of these forgotten posters got me through a bad time before I got Jesus completely in my life. Wonder what happened to Hurry, Little Bus, and JTS? Didn't even know Vittered was a member on here back than.

[maggiethebestdog]

Some of these forgotten posters got me through a bad time before I got Jesus completely in my life. Wonder what happened to Hurry, Little Bus, and JTS? Didn't even know Vittered was a member on here back than.

So when it comes to people who get you through the bad times, you went from Hurry to Jesus????

That joke writes itself

[bonzaii]

So when it comes to people who get you through the bad times, you went from Hurry to Jesus????

That joke writes itself

I have tumors and structural damage in my head and yes Hurry and other people on here have made me laugh over the years when I was struggling until one day God came into my life fully and healed me a lot.