Unabomber 2.0 -- Austinites getting blow to hell by this psycho

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  • MinnesotaFats
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-18-10
    • 14758

    #246
    Originally posted by Auto Donk
    Diggity.....

    quit posting in this thread.... or any other thread.....

    my wife's mom just left, she lives just north of you, up in Georgetown, in what is now called "Sin City"..... formerly known as Sun City.....

    it's an older persons' subdivision that, according to my wife's mom, has totally gone off the rails during the pandemic, with horny "older babes" needin' kahk. (Her mom didn't say those exact words, but I got the true message by readin' in between the lines)..... Mom said she's never seen so much "hanky panky" in her life, and the cheating is rampant.....

    obviously, you or I (or both of us) could head over there and supply those older ladies with some grade A dik the likes of which they haven't had in decades.....

    we may have to channel our inner "JJ Gold's at the Thanksgiving Dinner with his old aunt he was trying to bang", but it might be worth our time to pad our stats with another 50 or so notches on the bed post.......
    LOL was that the leather jacket that started to shed?
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    • cincinnatikid513
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-23-17
      • 45360

      #247
      Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
      They busting motels or street walkers
      busting the ladies i read, police should have better things to do bums
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #248
        CincyKid, do you ever purposely not shower for like 3 days before banging a hooker just to show her what a dirty whore she is?
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #249
          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
          CincyKid, do you ever purposely not shower for like 3 days before banging a hooker just to show her what a dirty whore she is?
          the same little kinky freak/partner in crime I often reference on sbr (yes, the receipient of the jerking fister, chocostick, double fisting threesome, etc, etc) once told me, after i was coming back from the deer lease and hadn't showered for over a week, upon me telling her I needed to take a shower before coming over after I got home, said "NO!!! I want your musky nuts on my face!!!!"

          such a dirty, nasty whore..... in a great, totally awesome way!


          after that, my nuts were affectionately nicknamed "McMuskies"......
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          • reallyhardtowin
            SBR Sharp
            • 02-10-20
            • 432

            #250
            TMI

            Originally posted by Auto Donk
            the same little kinky freak/partner in crime I often reference on sbr (yes, the receipient of the jerking fister, chocostick, double fisting threesome, etc, etc) once told me, after i was coming back from the deer lease and hadn't showered for over a week, upon me telling her I needed to take a shower before coming over after I got home, said "NO!!! I want your musky nuts on my face!!!!"

            such a dirty, nasty whore..... in a great, totally awesome way!


            after that, my nuts were affectionately nicknamed "McMuskies"......
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            • DiggityDaggityDo
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-30-08
              • 81450

              #251
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              • cincinnatikid513
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-23-17
                • 45360

                #252
                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                CincyKid, do you ever purposely not shower for like 3 days before banging a hooker just to show her what a dirty whore she is?
                shower every day usually 2 or 3 times, one of the few highlights of the day a warm shower
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