My wife is at a Gay Bar

[gauchojake]

You have a pic of your dog?

this is the old guy

[kidcudi92]

Which one is your wife taking to a hotel tonight? With all these photos, she might be up for some experimenting. Be careful

[Kermit]

She thinks she is a kid

What a killer!

Yeah, my pup thinks she is a kid too. she sleeps with us and wakes me up every morning at exactly 8 for her breakfast. She's such a good dog.

[Kermit]

Which one is your wife taking to a hotel tonight? With all these photos, she might be up for some experimenting. Be careful

I am hoping that she finds one that looks like Dee Snider from Twisted Sister.

[Kermit]

not many there

What is the normal attendance for an event like this?

[snapperman2]

Fess up, Kermit. We all know that you're the guy at the gay bar taking pictures of the drag queens. It's okay. Be proud.

[gauchojake]

What a killer!

Yeah, my pup thinks she is a kid too. she sleeps with us and wakes me up every morning at exactly 8 for her breakfast. She's such a good dog.

had to ninja edit that pic

[Kermit]

had to ninja edit that pic

Yeah, I guess there are some sick fukks here that would try to zoom in and read that shit on the tag.

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[Kermit]

Fess up, Kermit. We all know that you're the guy at the gay bar taking pictures of the drag queens. It's okay. Be proud.

Dude, I got a Samsung Flip-Phone. When I take a pic, it looks like a fukking Atari 2600 game.

[Kermit]

[GUMMO77]

This might be the most insecure thread ever started on SBR.

[GUMMO77]

Fess up, Kermit. We all know that you're the guy at the gay bar taking pictures of the drag queens. It's okay. Be proud.

Naw, the Frog is just hitting the refresh button over and over praying for new pics.

[Kermit]

Ok, the Wife got home 1/2 an hour ago.

Some things that she took away from her first night at the Gay Bar.

1.) Where do the guys in drag hide their junk? She said that her and her friend looked closely and couldn't see anything.

Told her that they duct tape their shit between their legs to the back of their ass. They use the good 3M duct tape and not the cheap local hardware store shit.

2.) Every Gay guy is super nice.

Told her that they want to be accepted, no one who is different wants to be an asshole.

3.) All of the Lesbians hate each other. She said that she got a lot of dirty looks from the women there.

Told her that woman hate woman, doesn't matter if they are Gay or straight.

4.) They do screenings for HIV in the bathroom.

I didn't even know what to say, what the Hell is this all about?

[Kermit]

Naw, the Frog is just hitting the refresh button over and over praying for new pics.

No need to refresh. When she posted new shit, I got an alert.

[Kermit]

This might be the most insecure thread ever started on SBR.

It could also turn out to be one of the best.

[TheMoneyShot]

this is the old guy

Cute dog Jake. If I owned a dog.... would love a dog that looked like that.

[ttwarrior1]

they are usually standing room only and sold out

[magaman]

I would set the O/U for your divorce at 18 months with just the information given.

When the wifey has wild ass friends, it starts with girls night out. It gets more daring from there, and at some point she and her friends are all talking and doubting their marriage. I have seen this with friends/family several times. Not joking

GL pal

[Kermit]

I would set the O/U for your divorce at 18 months with just the information given.

When the wifey has wild ass friends, it starts with girls night out. It gets more daring from there, and at some point she and her friends are all talking and doubting their marriage. I have seen this with friends/family several times. Not joking

GL pal

It's possible. I'll keep you updated for when they go out again to a questionable place.

Truth is, I'd rather have her out having fun with her friend(who is a married mother of 2 boys and is also a former police officer) than marching in some Liberal feminist parade wearing a pussy hat.

they are usually standing room only and sold out

She said shortly after 12:30 the place was completely packed and they were not letting anyone else in.

[magaman]

Everybody thinks girls night out is harmless fun until it is not.

You have faith because her friend is married? They all are... with kids. Good luck pal.

I'm telling you this is the start of a bad trend.

[jtoler]

Everybody thinks girls night out is harmless fun until it is not.

You have faith because her friend is married? They all are... with kids. Good luck pal.

I'm telling you this is the start of a bad trend.

So what do you propose he do? Get out now? Youre not offering any solutions man.

[magaman]

I'm 50 years old. I know plenty of divorced people. Girls night out is amazingly a common thread to all the trouble. Not the first sign, not the last, and not the only reason of course. Big time common thread.

the question is why do women feel the need to behave like single women and go out for fun without their men? Same could be said for men. It simply leads to trouble.

The solution is that happily married couple should not do that. It is simple. But I'm likely talking to a 30 year old or so... and he thinks his relationship is different and nothing to worry.

There is no good reason for anybody to go out of their way to tempt themselves when in marriage. And there is no good reason to be overconfident that one of the things that started divorces of so many is immune in your case.

That is all.

[JMobile]

I'm 50 years old. I know plenty of divorced people. Girls night out is amazingly a common thread to all the trouble. Not the first sign, not the last, and not the only reason of course. Big time common thread.

the question is why do women feel the need to behave like single women and go out for fun without their men? Same could be said for men. It simply leads to trouble.

The solution is that happily married couple should not do that. It is simple. But I'm likely talking to a 30 year old or so... and he thinks his relationship is different and nothing to worry.

There is no good reason for anybody to go out of their way to tempt themselves when in marriage. And there is no good reason to be overconfident that one of the things that started divorces of so many is immune in your case.

That is all.

Are you a wizard? What's your history marriage and divorce?

[magaman]

No wizard... I have seen plenty. Older than most here but not the oldest.

I'm divorced now 10 years.

I'm just sharing some observations... if it falls on deaf ears no skin off my back.

[Kermit]

Everybody thinks girls night out is harmless fun until it is not.

You have faith because her friend is married? They all are... with kids. Good luck pal.

I'm telling you this is the start of a bad trend.

I am the one that convinced her to go. It was basically a goof. It was the first time either one of these girls have been out in years. When she came home, she didn't mark the calendar for the next drag queen event.

[jtoler]

It is a gay bar though maga not like it was a club or even straight bar.

[Kermit]

It is a gay bar though maga not like it was a club or even straight bar.

Exactly. It was more of just going to a show for the experience than anything else. She already said that she would never go again. And guess the reason why? The Lesbian women were so ignorant. She said the gay men were the nicest people that she had ever met, but every woman there was a bitch.

[magaman]

Exactly. It was more of just going to a show for the experience than anything else. She already said that she would never go again. And guess the reason why? The Lesbian women were so ignorant. She said the gay men were the nicest people that she had ever met, but every woman there was a bitch.

Good to know. I stand by my lil lecture about girls nights out and all that.

carry on

[magaman]

Lesbians are angry people in general. For the most part they really don't like men, and don't like women that like men. Their hatred is a mental disease. I'm not bashing their sexuality, to each their own. But they tend to be very bitter people.

I did get to know a really nice lesbian at my last job, she was cool. There are exceptions

[Kermit]

Good to know. I stand by my lil lecture about girls nights out and all that.

carry on

Yeah, I seen "Bad Moms" too.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Did she run into dlowilly? Hopefully he wasn't too busy huffing dongs.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

not many there I don't know

Edited for accuracy

[GameChanga]

Nice

Nice Lol