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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81463

    #1
    Left, right, middle or the burger?
    50
    Left
    0%
    25
    Middle
    0%
    8
    Right
    0%
    13
    Burger
    0%
    4
  • HurryUpAndDrink
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-23-13
    • 13017

    #2
    At this very moment Id take the burger, dont get me wrong but pot lowers my libido, plus I didnt shower today and dont feel sexy enough to have hot rough sex... plus got into a fist fight during the weekend and have a black eye... hope I recover by the weekend as I'm planning a coke fueled 3some with 2 chicks who already kissed and I ****** separately...

    need some molly and 2 8balls and ill get them horny enough
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    • bonzaii
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 07-07-17
      • 5002

      #3
      Right. NO bad choices here
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81463

        #4
        Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
        At this very moment Id take the burger, dont get me wrong but pot lowers my libido, plus I didnt shower today and dont feel sexy enough to have hot rough sex... plus got into a fist fight during the weekend and have a black eye... hope I recover by the weekend as I'm planning a coke fueled 3some with 2 chicks who already kissed and I ****** separately...

        need some molly and 2 8balls and ill get them horny enough
        And I thought I was having a bad Monday.
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        • The Kraken
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 12-25-11
          • 29085

          #5
          So voted middle but that assuming she would come with the burger
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          • tony_come
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-31-10
            • 21695

            #6
            Perfect burger
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            • lakerboy
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-02-09
              • 94463

              #7
              Left. Not even close
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81463

                #8
                Originally posted by lakerboy
                Left. Not even close
                Was my vote too.

                Left, Right, Burger, Middle.
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                • HurryUpAndDrink
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-23-13
                  • 13017

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                  And I thought I was having a bad Monday.
                  yeah but im hoping the weekend makes up for it, im planning and hoping for doing rails on titties, buttcheeks, v-lines etc
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                  • ByeShea
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-30-08
                    • 7916

                    #10
                    Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                    At this very moment Id take the burger, dont get me wrong but pot lowers my libido, plus I didnt shower today and dont feel sexy enough to have hot rough sex... plus got into a fist fight during the weekend
                    You do realize that you have neither the option nor a chance to actually bang these chicks, right?
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                    • Fire in da hole
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-29-10
                      • 6262

                      #11
                      Left is smoking
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                      • Jayvegas420
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-09-11
                        • 28229

                        #12
                        Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                        At this very moment Id take the burger, dont get me wrong but pot lowers my libido, plus I didnt shower today and dont feel sexy enough to have hot rough sex... plus got into a fist fight during the weekend and have a black eye... hope I recover by the weekend as I'm planning a coke fueled 3some with 2 chicks who already kissed and I ****** separately...

                        need some molly and 2 8balls and ill get them horny enough
                        Mo?
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                        • HurryUpAndDrink
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-23-13
                          • 13017

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ByeShea
                          You do realize that you have neither the option nor a chance to actually bang these chicks, right?
                          lol whatever you say... ive had lots of 3somes pal dont be fooled... im not fat bald gambler from bumfukk Ohio... HU&D is no baldy, athletic, 31, good income, good drugs, and kind of a party animal legend in the party circles down here in CR...

                          it aint that hard if you are me

                          i am tho, very unlucky in other fronts, and also, caught the woman I loved cheating on me on Xmas time and have not recovered emotionally yet, so I indulge in excessive drinking and drug use if I know Im gonna get laid or have the chance too, basically numb my heart and my mind and maybe my dick a lil bit so I can last those 30-50 mins that takes to fukk a girl real good...

                          try it, coke in the gland, works like a charm... gotta get used to it tho... or you get a limpy
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                          • Foxx
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 05-25-11
                            • 5816

                            #14
                            I went right. Burger looks airbrushed. Not sure what you’re really getting.
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                            • TheGoldenGoose
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-27-12
                              • 3744

                              #15
                              Easy Choice Here... Gotta go Left.

                              Middle looks a little "too" professional.

                              Right is hiding a big nose.

                              Burger is instant diarrhea.
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                              • dlowilly
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-09-16
                                • 13870

                                #16
                                Left

                                She looks like she jiggles in all the right places
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                                • mminkovski
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 06-22-07
                                  • 1077

                                  #17
                                  I'd take the burger, too.
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                                  • TheMoneyShot
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 02-14-07
                                    • 28690

                                    #18
                                    Nice rack on the RIGHT for her being so petite.

                                    But the LEFT wins it for me.
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                                    • Bostongambler
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 02-01-08
                                      • 35628

                                      #19
                                      Depends, What’s on the burger?
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                                      • zert
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-22-09
                                        • 1274

                                        #20
                                        The one on the right needs to eat the burger. Skinny, maybe even a few more burgers and fries too.
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                                        • Hugh Madbrough
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 01-08-12
                                          • 834

                                          #21
                                          Left. The other two are showing just one eye, so they're Illuminati.
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                                          • stevek173
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 03-29-08
                                            • 27598

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                            Depends, What’s on the burger?
                                            for you? cyanide
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                                            • stevek173
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-29-08
                                              • 27598

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
                                              Easy Choice Here... Gotta go Left.

                                              Middle looks a little "too" professional.

                                              Right is hiding a big nose.

                                              Burger is instant diarrhea.
                                              thread won

                                              LEFT
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                                              • Bostongambler
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 02-01-08
                                                • 35628

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by stevek173
                                                for you? cyanide
                                                In person you would be chuckling like the pussy you are saying You’re only kidding. And I still just knock you out for being the dirtbag thief that you are.
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                                                • stevek173
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 03-29-08
                                                  • 27598

                                                  #25
                                                  yeah ok when you have relatives molesting people at deserted car washes, you're one to talk

                                                  you stiffed me on that bet too, and you're a puss

                                                  bout it
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                                                  • Bostongambler
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 02-01-08
                                                    • 35628

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by stevek173
                                                    yeah ok when you have relatives molesting people at deserted car washes, you're one to talk

                                                    you stiffed me on that bet too, and you're a puss

                                                    bout it
                                                    Ohhh look at the dirtbag scumbag molester trying to flip the script. Not relatives , but you know that and once again lying.

                                                    Never made any bet anywhere at anytime with you, but you know that and once again lying.

                                                    Would love to have just 60 seconds or less with your sorry ass to be beaten to a pulp. Then I’d drag you over to the girl that you ripped off. FACT
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                                                    • stevek173
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                      • 27598

                                                      #27


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                                                      • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-23-13
                                                        • 13017

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                        Ohhh look at the dirtbag scumbag molester trying to flip the script. Not relatives , but you know that and once again lying.

                                                        Never made any bet anywhere at anytime with you, but you know that and once again lying.

                                                        Would love to have just 60 seconds or less with your sorry ass to be beaten to a pulp. Then I’d drag you over to the girl that you ripped off. FACT
                                                        Id pay $ just to have 5mins with that scumbag, break his legs see how much lying he has left
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                                                        • JMobile
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-21-10
                                                          • 19078

                                                          #29
                                                          Lefty for now.
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                                                          • ace7550
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 05-08-15
                                                            • 3729

                                                            #30
                                                            Left. Middle looks like she's got a poorly packed suitcase for a vagina.
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                                                            • teacher10
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 08-28-18
                                                              • 1822

                                                              #31
                                                              tough decision. Is it an impossible burger? If not, I'll take left
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                                                              • stake1
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 12-19-18
                                                                • 18142

                                                                #32
                                                                I am taking the one on the right.
                                                                Will provide plenty of "mayo" for the burger as well!!
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                                                                • pologq
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-07-12
                                                                  • 19899

                                                                  #33
                                                                  right all day and night. best 30 seconds of her life.
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