Taking showers with other people, can someone explain this shit to me!

**losturmarbles** · 05-29-09, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.

:shruggs:

**wtf** · 05-29-09, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.

holy fuk, what kind of locker room is this?

the one in the big house?

cause i have NEVER been in anything like that, i feel so dirty after reading that. better get de-loused now

**Pecos Bill** · 05-29-09, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.

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**FreshCoast** · 05-29-09, 09:16 PM

Ass rag? Spike the dick? Nothing gay about lineup fantasies?

SBR - unfukkinreal

For the record shower sex is way overrated, washes away all the natural pussy lube. As for soapy anal, I can't really comment...

**pavyracer** · 05-29-09, 09:24 PM

I tell you what. You get in the shower with a married female and if you get out alive when her husband walks in I'd give you a parachute that doesn't open to jump from a plane.

**G's pks** · 05-29-09, 09:32 PM

JJ sounds like gay orgies in your locker room! Were there towel boys too?

**RageWizard** · 05-29-09, 09:35 PM

Pecos you crack me the ef up with this what do you do in the shower bidness with the ladies. Seriously though, I'm here to say that shower sexual encounters are over rated.

1. Unless your shower is giant, the positions are limited.
2. I have actually slipped and wiped out while pulling the shower curtain down in the process, causing the lady friend to bitch about it and not see me again.
3. Sometimes you have compatibility issues in terms of water temperature. For instance, I like it practically boiling, and in the past some bitches like it frigid.
4. When she slips and does a face plant on the faucet, she will blame you for poking her too hard in the first place.

One good thing is they usually don't mind a facial.

**jjgold** · 05-29-09, 09:41 PM

Pecos I shave my cock, arms, legs, chest and feet once per week but do that alone, I have shaved womens pussies a few times and also 7 times had to shave guys cocks when I lost spin the cock games (basically you get a bottle and have a rubber dildo type cock and spin it around in a steam room with like 10 guys and when the cock points to you 3x times you have to shave the guys cock to the right. It only is a one hour game so it is hard to get the cock pointed at you 3 times during that hour. Also some betting on where the cock is going kind of like roulette.

**G's pks** · 05-29-09, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Pecos I shave my cock, arms, legs, chest and feet once per week but do that alone, I have shaved womens pussies a few times and also 7 times had to shave guys cocks when I lost spin the cock games (basically you get a bottle and have a rubber dildo type cock and spin it around in a steam room with like 10 guys and when the cock points to you 3x times you have to shave the guys cock to the right.

It only is a one hour game so it is hard to get the cock pointed at you 3 times during that hour. Also some betting on where the cock is going kind of like roulette.

Pecos Bill masturbating now!

**wtf** · 05-29-09, 09:55 PM

jj, i am ROCK HARD NOW BUDDY

we are hooking up

**pavyracer** · 05-29-09, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Pecos I shave my cock, arms, legs, chest and feet once per week but do that alone, I have shaved womens pussies a few times and also 7 times had to shave guys cocks when I lost spin the cock games (basically you get a bottle and have a rubber dildo type cock and spin it around in a steam room with like 10 guys and when the cock points to you 3x times you have to shave the guys cock to the right. It only is a one hour game so it is hard to get the cock pointed at you 3 times during that hour. Also some betting on where the cock is going kind of like roulette.

Post of the month. Give this man an award please.

Quick question though: If the bottle points to you multiple times and you already shaved the right man's cock once what do you do next?

**RageWizard** · 05-29-09, 09:58 PM

Who is the loser the guy shaving or the guy being shaved. For one I don't have any hair that grows on my cock. Just around my cock. Then again I'm not a sasquach or anything.

**BrentCrude** · 05-29-09, 10:39 PM

Remember the movie Porky's and the girls shower room scene?Lots of Bush and I'm not talking George or George jr.Lots of guys have locker room porn fetishes and the internet is full of that crap.Remember back in the day in gym and swimming class and the communal showers.Depending on where you lived,the boys swam naked and the girls didn't and the boys shower was open and the girls partitioned.I have heard from people where their school had open womens showers but have never heard of nude swimming for women.Alot of the girls where I went to school would come up with bogus and lame excuses not to go swimming because they didn't want to get their hair messed up and the lez gym coach made them sit naked.The pool was right between the boys and girls gym and there were alot of hidden peepholes.Every guy was seen naked by the gals and all the girls that scratched out of class were seen nude.I actually never got in on the action.If that were to have taken place today,a FOX News alert would have taken place.So much crap went on at the commie school I went to that every kid in school would have won a million dollar lawsuit from the school district in today's climate.The bullies took this one guy when he was naked and threw him out in the hall and locked the locker room door behind him.There must have been 100 gals and women there.Then you wonder why I hate communal-group think-collectivism-public school crap in this country.Can you blame people for wanting to home school their kids.Nope,that guy wasn't me.I was the biggest kid in class and never fought but I would have knocked someones head of if they tried it on me.To this day I can remember the kids that were absolute a-holes that did that kind of stuff.A few years back a few kids in a town called Cold Springs,Minnesota did stuff like that to a kid and he blew them all away.They constructed a staue in the bullies honor on the school grounds.Is that whacked out or what?

**flyingillini** · 05-29-09, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.

This had me laughing hard! Unreal, this is what makes JJ the poster he is. God damn that shit was funny.

**wtf** · 05-30-09, 01:30 AM

jj, you must tell us where this type of shower activity is permitted?

outside of jail i just find it too bizarre or maybe one of those gay saunas

**Chi_archie** · 05-30-09, 01:51 AM

I miss boner18's girl

**Emmett Brown** · 05-30-09, 03:23 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.

**Emmett Brown** · 05-30-09, 03:25 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Pecos I shave my cock, arms, legs, chest and feet once per week but do that alone, I have shaved womens pussies a few times and also 7 times had to shave guys cocks when I lost spin the cock games (basically you get a bottle and have a rubber dildo type cock and spin it around in a steam room with like 10 guys and when the cock points to you 3x times you have to shave the guys cock to the right. It only is a one hour game so it is hard to get the cock pointed at you 3 times during that hour. Also some betting on where the cock is going kind of like roulette.

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 05-30-09, 03:45 AM

I think ive made it a point to shower and pee on all my past girlfriends along with my current one. Marking my territory i guess but are u gay pesos, you have obviously never been serviced or bent a girl over in the shower. You are missing out guy, more time talking to women and less time posting would help your life dramatically.

**The General** · 05-30-09, 03:47 AM

JJGOLD had 2 funny arse posts in here.

**diogee** · 05-30-09, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Pecos I shave my cock, arms, legs, chest and feet once per week but do that alone, I have shaved womens pussies a few times and also 7 times had to shave guys cocks when I lost spin the cock games (basically you get a bottle and have a rubber dildo type cock and spin it around in a steam room with like 10 guys and when the cock points to you 3x times you have to shave the guys cock to the right. It only is a one hour game so it is hard to get the cock pointed at you 3 times during that hour. Also some betting on where the cock is going kind of like roulette.

Holy f*ck...unreal.

**slacker00** · 05-30-09, 05:02 AM

Was there ever any doubt that this thread would turn into a JJGOLD gay hijack?! I don't know who didn't see that coming. Heck, JJGOLD gay hijacks half of the sports threads, this thread almost seems like a setup. My only surprise is that there wasn't more commentary about the ass rag, in a gay sort of way. Please continue.

**Slim** · 05-30-09, 02:49 PM

Kenny, give JJ his $400.

**flyingillini** · 05-30-09, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Pecos I shave my cock, arms, legs, chest and feet once per week but do that alone, I have shaved womens pussies a few times and also 7 times had to shave guys cocks when I lost spin the cock games (basically you get a bottle and have a rubber dildo type cock and spin it around in a steam room with like 10 guys and when the cock points to you 3x times you have to shave the guys cock to the right. It only is a one hour game so it is hard to get the cock pointed at you 3 times during that hour. Also some betting on where the cock is going kind of like roulette.

hahaahaha

**BatemanPatrickl** · 09-17-10, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a Fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 09-17-10, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Pecos I shave my cock, arms, legs, chest and feet once per week but do that alone, I have shaved womens pussies a few times and also 7 times had to shave guys cocks when I lost spin the cock games (basically you get a bottle and have a rubber dildo type cock and spin it around in a steam room with like 10 guys and when the cock points to you 3x times you have to shave the guys cock to the right. It only is a one hour game so it is hard to get the cock pointed at you 3 times during that hour. Also some betting on where the cock is going kind of like roulette.

**rfr3sh** · 09-17-10, 11:52 AM

LOL jj kills me

**donkdown** · 09-17-10, 12:14 PM

**firedawg** · 09-17-10, 12:18 PM

spike the dick.............rotflmao

**itchypickle** · 09-17-10, 12:18 PM

That game.. I would run like hell from. Wouldn't even want to play....definitely no +EV there

And JJ....you posted on page 1 here about the ease of back door entry due to 'natural lube'...surprisingly its more difficult in the shower. Never gave much thought to it...but hot tub = easy.....standing in the shower = a little hard

Guess I know what I'll be trying this weekend. Check back for the findings of the research!

**DrStale** · 09-17-10, 01:07 PM

Bring back Pecos

**nadal fan** · 09-17-10, 01:22 PM

ohhhhh two in the shower so much fun..play time only!

**Chi_archie** · 01-05-12, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have taken showers with like 20 guys and it was fun, basically like a big locker room. We played grab ass, spike the dick, cork your ass and titty fasteners. I mean no one was gay and it was guys being guys. In sports locker rooms plenty of guys showering in same big area. It never bothered me when guys would size me up or me glancing at others. It is natural. I mean hard to not look, we had a few nerds that wore masks where they could only see straight ahead as I guess seeing other nude men freaked them out. Was there some funny business going on in corners and shit?? Of course from time to time a guy would soap up another guys ass and drill him or a guy would service a line up of guys and blow them in a line. I guess the guy had a fantasy of a lineup. anyway no biggie here if your open minded.

JJ, went to school with Jerry Sandusky no doubt

**mathdotcom** · 01-05-12, 09:16 PM

jjgold what are titty fasteners?

**JimmysEgo** · 01-06-12, 12:38 AM

i used to have a live in girlfriend that would always want to take a shower with me. every forking time. it was getting annoying. sometimes i wanted to really get knuckle deep into my ass to make sure it was good and clean but i couldn't because she was always right there. so one time, i just couldn't take it anymore. while she had her head back, eyes closed, rinsing her hair, i started pissing all over her

and stomach. finally she opened her eyes and saw what was happened and screamed. she didn't take it as bad as i thought, she was kind of ok with it and laughed with me. but it was still fun and worth it anyway.