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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #106
    ps.... not to "waste" the tab.... she cleaned it up ATM style.....


    no, not paying me money from an atm machine, but rather some hot-ass Ass To Mouth treatment.....


    AD


    ps... anyone who thinks X is bad has never experienced the pure goodness that comes from a babe's lowered inhibitions while rollin' her ass off......
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    • stevek173
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      • 03-29-08
      • 27598

      #107
      I feel like this thread is finally picking up steam.
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #108
        Originally posted by stevek173
        I feel like this thread is finally picking up steam.
        get your hands on a few of these next week stevie, and let the fun ensue:




        you can see where the "Giant Smurf Dick" came from......
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        • stevek173
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          • 03-29-08
          • 27598

          #109
          Yeah man

          I'm in, ty
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #110
            these "double stacked" dolphins would ensure the time of their lives:




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            • stevek173
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-29-08
              • 27598

              #111
              Where do I get them

              This is a college town. Donker I'm confident in my abilities but if I get the word on the street that I'm the best lay in town I'll have it made out here man.
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #112
                college towns run rampant with the stuff......

                but you may be a bit long in the tooth and if you start asking questions about where to get some, you'll be pegged as a narc....

                and not the kind of peggin' you like.....

                my contact for such activity back in the day was a Columbian with a hot ass wife who I represented in a dwi case.....

                he wound up busted for drug dealin' and had to go up..... I had to take care of his swingin' wife and her hot friend for years (I was single and this was during DonkLand's hey day)..... haven't ever had to shop for the shit anywhere else since then..... (i've posted photos of her friend sitting in my lap in the past)

                underground poker room game runners almost always deal drugs on the side.... find an underground room and you'll find X..... and anything else you might want
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                • BrickJames
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 05-05-11
                  • 9749

                  #113
                  Bartenders are usually a good go to for stuff like that.
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #114
                    Originally posted by BrickJames
                    Bartenders are usually a good go to for stuff like that.
                    indeed.... tho i've never had to go that route.....

                    avoid this when acquiring drugs:

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                    • USCPHILLYGUY
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 12-15-12
                      • 21746

                      #115
                      Geez really praying Mrs. Donk doesn't google AUTODONK and find this round of post.....not quite sure how much more she can take
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #116
                        all activity described in this thread in the referenced posts was put up merely to flush out the ever-so-inquisitive Ms. Donk's latest computuer "tapps" (in the words of our prez), to see if I, like Trump, am still being surveiled.

                        further, all the salacious activity referenced therein occurred 3-4 years before I ever met the oh-so-exquisite Ms. Donk......

                        Lastly, Ms. Donk has heard all these stories before, particulary the "Giant Smurf Dick" account, and she thought it was hysterical......


                        now, where were we?

                        oh yah:


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                        • stevek173
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                          • 03-29-08
                          • 27598

                          #117
                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                          college towns run rampant with the stuff......

                          but you may be a bit long in the tooth and if you start asking questions about where to get some, you'll be pegged as a narc....

                          and not the kind of peggin' you like.....

                          my contact for such activity back in the day was a Columbian with a hot ass wife who I represented in a dwi case.....

                          he wound up busted for drug dealin' and had to go up..... I had to take care of his swingin' wife and her hot friend for years (I was single and this was during DonkLand's hey day)..... haven't ever had to shop for the shit anywhere else since then..... (i've posted photos of her friend sitting in my lap in the past)

                          underground poker room game runners almost always deal drugs on the side.... find an underground room and you'll find X..... and anything else you might want
                          I only play in casinos man.

                          Will have to go bartender route.

                          Thank you for advice.

                          Need some grade A puss.
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                          • stevek173
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                            • 03-29-08
                            • 27598

                            #118
                            Donker I froze man

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                            • Bostongambler
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                              • 02-01-08
                              • 35581

                              #119
                              Yeah, not creepy at all. 54 year old dude who just got out of prison following high school- college girls.
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                              • PittsburghPlayer
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 01-11-10
                                • 6760

                                #120
                                at the 20 second mark, the girl on left turned around to observe who was "near" her
                                it was then 173 ended his surveillance of the unsuspecting 12 yr olds and ended the video.

                                If I were to answer for Donkster,
                                the answer would be to punch you in the mouth. Bet he and just a few others would agree.

                                sick fukk
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                                • BrickJames
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 05-05-11
                                  • 9749

                                  #121
                                  Dude they were wearing backpacks.
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                                  • IlluminatedOne
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 06-27-14
                                    • 614

                                    #122


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                                    • RockBottom
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-03-08
                                      • 1448

                                      #123
                                      Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                      Yeah, not creepy at all. 54 year old dude who just got out of prison following high school- college girls.
                                      What could go wrong?
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                                      • JMobile
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 08-21-10
                                        • 19074

                                        #124
                                        Originally posted by stevek173
                                        Donker I froze man

                                        They are somebody's daughters.
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                                        • USCPHILLYGUY
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-15-12
                                          • 21746

                                          #125
                                          Stevie come on....I don't ever agree with Dom but Christ man, this isn't a good look

                                          pick your spots brother
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                                          • stevek173
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 03-29-08
                                            • 27598

                                            #126
                                            Yeah Brick and Philly, noted - I was just goofing off, I live right near a predominantly female university so they were likely young college girls, definitely not high school given what time it was. Just making a goofie vid and having fun is all. I talk to the older ones a little and they're cool.
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #127
                                              from what I could see, those girls were alredy moving at a pretty good clip at the start of the video...... wondering what the fuk this creepy old guy quickly following them was trying to pulll......

                                              then they hear you mumbling some shit akin to "what would jesus do," but they hear the term "auto donk" and think you're f'n insane......

                                              if the video hAd continued, i'm pretty sure they would have finally sceamed And took off on deAd run as fast as they could....
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                                              • PittsburghPlayer
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-11-10
                                                • 6760

                                                #128
                                                Originally posted by stevek173
                                                definitely not high school given what time it was, middle school girls are old enough for 173
                                                Fixed this
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                                                • Bandit
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 04-24-14
                                                  • 1661

                                                  #129
                                                  Stevie
                                                  where the f*ck do live you man(?). Here's a map to help "perhaps" make your conquest easier..............

                                                  An interactive map of where to find single men and women across America. NYC has 150,000 more single women, LA has 90,000 extra unmarried men. Pack your bags!
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                                                  • Bostongambler
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 02-01-08
                                                    • 35581

                                                    #130
                                                    I thought it was a map of listed sex offenders in ones neighborhood.
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                                                    • PittsburghPlayer
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 01-11-10
                                                      • 6760

                                                      #131
                                                      Boston, You are a good/funny fukker...

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                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43558

                                                        #132
                                                        those maps were some funny shit.... you can see the trends of men kickin' their old hos to the curb and gettin younger ones to fill their shoes.....

                                                        there are hardly any single women available under the age of 30, but once women get age 40 and up, the number of them that are single dwarf the number of single available men.....

                                                        young single men, on the other hand, dwarf the number of single women available.....

                                                        older single women dwarf the number of older single men available.....

                                                        the losers: young single men (much available) without the game or money to compete with older successful guys that are "poaching" young single women, and older women single after 40 -- no one wants those old hos
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                                                        • Bandit
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 04-24-14
                                                          • 1661

                                                          #133
                                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                          those maps were some funny shit.... you can see the trends of men kickin' their old hos to the curb and gettin younger ones to fill their shoes.....

                                                          there are hardly any single women available under the age of 30, but once women get age 40 and up, the number of them that are single dwarf the number of single available men.....

                                                          young single men, on the other hand, dwarf the number of single women available.....

                                                          older single women dwarf the number of older single men available.....

                                                          the losers: young single men (much available) without the game or money to compete with older successful guys that are "poaching" young single women, and older women single after 40 -- no one wants those old hos
                                                          you never seem to disappoint AD

                                                          And further, your probably right
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                                                          • cashin81
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-10-14
                                                            • 12946

                                                            #134
                                                            Last time you looked 28, you were 19.
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                                                            • stevek173
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 03-29-08
                                                              • 27598

                                                              #135
                                                              Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                              Dirtbags PO revoking his probation by April 1st . -175
                                                              Appreciate the map Bandit, good stuff.

                                                              Making a note of this binding points wager from Bostongambler.
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                                                              • Bostongambler
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                                                                • 02-01-08
                                                                • 35581

                                                                #136
                                                                For all we know you already got revolked. You certainly did enough out here in your videos to warrant it. Some how I don't think the judges orders were that you were allowered to stalk high school girls and then record them and put them on the internet.
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                                                                • Bostongambler
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                                                                  • 02-01-08
                                                                  • 35581

                                                                  #137
                                                                  Too bad your N. Carl bet didn't win by the way. Should of listened to me.
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                                                                  • stevek173
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 03-29-08
                                                                    • 27598

                                                                    #138
                                                                    Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                                    For all we know you already got revoked. You certainly did enough out here in your videos to warrant it. Somehow I don't think the judge's orders were that you were allowed to stalk highschool girls and then record them and put them on the internet.
                                                                    I corrected the multiple spelling errors in your erroneous, nonsensical post so that it is somewhat legible English, save for the horrid grammar but hey - we can't ask a donkey to become a horse, can we.

                                                                    Moving on, you made the wager and you will pay it when it loses or you will be labeled a stiff in points forum. When you made this wager my points total was 212 which *1.7 = 360.4, I'll waive the .4 as long as payment is timely.

                                                                    This has nothing to do with abandoned car washes or nieces. I know in your ideal world everything does, but this does not.
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                                                                    • Bostongambler
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                                                                      • 02-01-08
                                                                      • 35581

                                                                      #139
                                                                      Originally posted by stevek173
                                                                      I corrected the multiple spelling errors in your erroneous, nonsensical post so that it is somewhat legible English, save for the horrid grammar but hey - we can't ask a donkey to become a horse, can we.

                                                                      Moving on, you made the wager and you will pay it when it loses or you will be labeled a stiff in points forum. When you made this wager my points total was 212 which *1.7 = 360.4, I'll waive the .4 as long as payment is timely.

                                                                      This has nothing to do with abandoned car washes or nieces. I know in your ideal world everything does, but this does not.
                                                                      Listen you lowlife scumbag stiff there was never any bet made or excepted. Come to a library near us and take the beat down that you deserve.
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                                                                      • Bostongambler
                                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                        • 02-01-08
                                                                        • 35581

                                                                        #140
                                                                        However, speaking in truths, not lowlife antics that you are used to, have you paid back the money you stole from that girl yet?
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