Much better life being good looking and charming

Bostongambler · 03-19-17, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

just WOW

Stevie not sure about this whole stealing $$$ from a chick thing but if true, do the right there Pal

As far as Mr. Keyboard warrior goes.....next time I see you at Sugar House I'll share with you some interesting factual information...

Ok, please tell me the " factual information " you are referring to. Hopefully you are joking, poor taste even for you by referring to me as Dom. Here I'll enlighten you.

I stated in various posts out here before that I own a car wash in Cambridge Ma. The biggest one at that. So that tool RR googled it looking for it and all he finds is a car wash that was closed down years ago and it is a hotel now and the owner was molesting his niece or something like that. It states the owner was 70 years old and that article he posted was from 2012. So am I now a 75 year old guy? You are more of a coward than I thought USC if this is what you are referring to.

King tut · 03-19-17, 02:57 PM

Wife thinks im hot

stevek173 · 03-19-17, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Ok, please tell me the " factual information " you are referring to. Hopefully you are joking, poor taste even for you by referring to me as Dom. Here I'll enlighten you.

I stated in various posts out here before that I own a car wash in Cambridge Ma. The biggest one at that. So that tool RR googled it looking for it and all he finds is a car wash that was closed down years ago and it is a hotel now and the owner was molesting his niece or something like that. It states the owner was 70 years old and that article he posted was from 2012. So am I now a 75 year old guy? You are more of a coward than I thought USC if this is what you are referring to.

I was actually playing poker when I read this, burst out laughing.

Thank you.

Bostongambler · 03-19-17, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

I was actually playing poker when I read this, burst out laughing.

Thank you.

Almost as loud as we laugh when you think you look 28.

stevek173 · 03-19-17, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Ok, please tell me the " factual information " you are referring to. Hopefully you are joking, poor taste even for you by referring to me as Dom. Here I'll enlighten you.

I stated in various posts out here before that I own a car wash in Cambridge Ma. The biggest one at that. So that tool RR googled it looking for it and all he finds is a car wash that was closed down years ago and it is a hotel now and the owner was molesting his niece or something like that. It states the owner was 70 years old and that article he posted was from 2012. So am I now a 75 year old guy? You are more of a coward than I thought USC if this is what you are referring to.

Donker, a thorough reaction to this post including images is requested

Bostongambler · 03-19-17, 06:31 PM

Dirtbags PO revoking his probation by April 1st . -175

stevek173 · 03-19-17, 07:16 PM

Ill take that bet for all my points but your carwash and your niece are NOT involved.

Auto Donk · 03-19-17, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

Donker, a thorough reaction to this post including images is requested

he ran out to my car in the intersection while I was waiting for the light to change.....

I gunned it......

Bostongambler · 03-19-17, 07:30 PM

Looks like a younger better looking 173

stevek173 · 03-19-17, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

he ran out to my car in the intersection while I was waiting for the light to change.....

I gunned it......

PittsburghPlayer · 03-20-17, 06:38 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Pitt guy wasn't referring to you.

Thanks Man,
I do not want you as an enemy - thanks for confirmation that we are not...
Cool,
sorry for my part in misunderstanding

Auto Donk · 03-20-17, 08:01 AM

from pitching Dos Equis to the public to being an old mexican squeegee guy......

"He doesn't often poor nasty water on your windshield and start hurriedly squeegeeing your ride, but when he does, he expects a tip!!!"^tm

firstclass · 03-20-17, 08:13 AM

easily look like in the late 50s early 60s

BrickJames · 03-20-17, 08:18 AM

Get back to work.

stevek173 · 03-20-17, 09:20 AM

Brick you probably have the best avatar on the site and are pro

Much respect.

Auto Donk · 03-20-17, 09:25 AM

same girls in brick's avy after I put them out on the curb outside the DonkLand Compound:

and another one Chimp found out back later that same night around the interior fence between the pool house and the main wall:

stevek173 · 03-20-17, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

same girls in brick's avy after I put them out on the curb outside the DonkLand Compound:

Donker you need to text me next time this happens, I will arrive with vodka and my guitar!

Daddy will make them fell ALL better.

Auto Donk · 03-20-17, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

Donker you need to text me next time this happens, I will arrive with vodka and my guitar!

Daddy will make them fell ALL better.

just bring the guitar, these hos obviously don't need any more vodka......

unless you're planning to use the guitar at their funerals to serenade the grieving parents after you kill their daughters via alcohol poisoning......

stevek173 · 03-20-17, 09:49 AM

Nah man I'm only here to help.

I'd bring them some gatorade and would play sweet serenades that would help them sleep softly.

Unless one of them snored.

Then I'd throw her right back out on the street.

Auto Donk · 03-20-17, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

Nah man I'm only here to help.

I'd bring them some gatorade and would play sweet serenades that would help them sleep softly.

Unless one of them snored.

Then I'd throw her right back out on the street.

there's nothing happening "softly" at DonkLand..... once you've re-hydrated them and got them back into the bedroom, there'll be no sleeping..... I'll "option 2" a syringe of liquified cocaine up their asses and get them fully operational again.....

hope you can play that guitar and not be intimidated by me hammering the shit out of them......

stevek173 · 03-20-17, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

I'll "option 2" a syringe of liquified cocaine up their asses and get them fully operational again.....

BrickJames · 03-20-17, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

Brick you probably have the best avatar on the site and are pro

Much respect.

Thank you sir

Auto Donk · 03-20-17, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

it's not as graphic as it may have sounded there...... to put in proper context, babes generally love a playful "booty bump", administered with a 5 mm plastic syringe (the same type you'd draw your kid a hit of amoxicilian for an ear infection -- plastic with soft endges).....

they're generally all smiles as you lube their sexy cinnamon rings withg a little vaseline, then slide the simiarly lubed up business end of the plastic syringe into them and pump em full........ envision her bent over your lap, as if up for a spankin' but instead of tannin' that ass with your hand, you have that bare ass in your lap eagerly awaiting a booty bump.....

(and it works.... Don't believe me???? ask the gitmo gaurds that had to rectal force feed detainees on hunger strikes.... just as the detainess got the nutritional value of the food being pumped into their backends, the babes get all the values of the booty bump, as well..... -- and it kinks them out, knowing what they just did and what's now "back there")

most want anal within ten to 15 minutes after takin' the boot bump......

the gitmo detainess, on the other hand, probably weren't in the mood for anal after their forced anal feedings.....

AD, Sex Guru -- "Takin' it ALL to a Whole 'Nother Level!!!^tm

ps..... if you have young kids in the house, be sure to keep the booty bump syringes in the locked down "play kit" (in my case, two full-sized army trunks/footlockers) containing all your sex toys, s/m items, etc.,) and DO NOT get them mixed up with the kids' medicine cabinet.....

stevek173 · 03-20-17, 10:17 AM

I believe roughly 8% of that to be true. MAYBE 10.

stevek173 · 03-20-17, 10:24 AM

Auto Donk · 03-20-17, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

awesome vid, steve.....

a good analogy here.....

like children that have only experienced small carnivals and cheap thrill rides in a mall parking lot, with their tiny ferris wheels and what not, and how they first react to walking into Disney Land for the first time, and seeing the monumental difference between the bush league crap they've had all their lives before entering the Happiest Place on Earth, and thereafter experiencing sheer pleasure, excitement, and ecstacy.....

that's the same sentiment babes have when first entering DonkLand and experiencing all that it entails......

BrickJames · 03-20-17, 10:30 AM

Buy liquefied do you mean just mixed with water? Into a paste?

BrickJames · 03-20-17, 10:32 AM

Steve, why do you post from the library?

stevek173 · 03-20-17, 10:33 AM

A lot to discuss here.

Will be in touch as work allows fellas.

Auto Donk · 03-20-17, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by stevek173

I believe roughly 8% of that to be true. MAYBE 10.

show us that naivete, Stevie......

you think gettin' hammered and strummin a guitar and mumbling some drunken lyrics to a babe is where it's at...... that shit is bush league.....

envision three trophy wives in a "line" on the bed, husbands in the other room drinkin' my Bombay Saffire and Maker's Mark, while I'm around the corner administering booty bumps to them as if it's vaccination day at an junior high school....

come to think of it, one such incident was back in 2004 after a "school girl uniform" party at life-style club Encounters..... two of them even had the plaid skirts on with the white tops tied together like britney wore back in the day.....

and trust me, these babes were hotter than Spears ever was......

Auto Donk · 03-20-17, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Buy liquefied do you mean just mixed with water? Into a paste?

about a line's worth in a small, "short" coffe cup, stirred only with a small amount of water, enough for about a 2.5-3 ml draw

I would pull out my ol' set up and photograph it next to my sbr poker cap, but I don't want to ruin stevie's day

BrickJames · 03-20-17, 10:48 AM

The hardest part about keeping some blow around for chicks is not doing any yourself.

Stuff is a sure-fire boner killer.

Do one line in what was supposed to be one of the most epic nights of your life turns into one of the most embarrassing.

Auto Donk · 03-20-17, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

The hardest part about keeping some blow around for chicks is not doing any yourself.

Stuff is a sure-fire boner killer.

Do one line in what was supposed to be one of the most epic nights of your life turns into one of the most embarrassing.

in past decades (70's-90's), that may have been true...... but not since the 2000's came around:

BrickJames · 03-20-17, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

in past decades (70's-90's), that may have been true...... but not since the 2000's came around:

I got to try Cialis I heard that was the shit

Auto Donk · 03-20-17, 10:58 AM

WARNING TO CHI ARCH AND THE OTHER IDIOT WHO ALWAYS BITCHES ABOUT "GOOD OL' DAYS DONKLAND STORIES": PLEASE QUIT READING THIS POST NOW!!!!!

One babe wanted to try tabs "option 2 style", so i quickly acquiesced and inserted an old school blue dolphin.....

well, twenty five mins or so later, when she just had to have it "back there," it was the beginning of an awesome anal episode that had her nicknaming me "Giant Smurf Dick" for a good month afterward......

while I expected something to come of it, I did not expect a totally bright blue crank when i pulled out post-coital.....