Let's see if I can get Eddy Dummy to come over here & make a dikk of himself!

**Eddy Munny** · 01-09-17, 07:24 PM

Yeah, you may as well cancel that Amazon order... Blowjob will just revert to old habits and start gnawing on the wooden blocks while managing to get half the crayons lodged in his bunghole until he's shitting out rainbows like a human Care Bear.

I just described Blowjob's first day of kindergarten and his last New Year's Eve in one fell swoop!

**blowjoe2020** · 01-09-17, 07:52 PM

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 01-09-17, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Blowjob will just revert to old habits and start gnawing on the wooden blocks while managing to get half the crayons lodged in his bunghole until he's shitting out rainbows like a human Care Bear.

**blowjoe2020** · 01-09-17, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

I bet Clemson when they were +7 but I'd advise taking Clemson plus whatever points are available.

I really think this is a game that could go either way and that the points Bama is laying is based largely on reputation. Nobody's offense poses a greater threat to Bama's D than the Clemson Tigers.

Clemson has the WR's to exploit the Bama secondary and Watson's feet should buy time against a ferocious Bama front.

I trust Watson more than Hurts in this title game. Bama has always had the luxury of playing with lead in their games and if Clemson can force the issue a little bit, it may take the Tide out of their element.

My advice is to play both the spread and the ML, but I'm putting twice as much on the spread so that I show a profit if Clemson loses a tight one.

If Alabama covers then so be it but I'm predicting:

Tigers 27
Tide 23

And with all that truth that Ed finally decided to post amidst all the lies about some "system" that I never said I had, he didn't even mention what I would like to include, which is that Clemson's defense is incredible too!

It's a stretch, but I wouldn't doubt if Clemson's defense gets some points in this game! OOH Woodson just said he thought Clemson's D was as tough as Bama's too!

**Eddy Munny** · 01-09-17, 08:00 PM

Shutup Blowjob, nobody's talking to you right now.

**Eddy Munny** · 01-09-17, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

^^^ Blowjob's daily affirmation

**blowjoe2020** · 01-09-17, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

LOL If I get some crayons then I will just write this with them in bright red:

You can't have systems on SBR. You aren't allowed to sell a system or sell picks on SBR.

So that would make someone like Eddy Dummy, who has posted 200 lies about a system that I never said I had, a psychotic moron.

LOL

**Eddy Munny** · 01-09-17, 08:14 PM

^^^ Sounds like something a guilt-ridden tout praying for exoneration might say.

**blowjoe2020** · 01-09-17, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Eddy -I love reading your stuff. But at the same time... I hate it.

Because I've always been blessed as a wordsmith. It always came easy to me. But then I read your stuff, and I realize what a total imbecile I actually am.

I bet this is exactly how BJ Armstrong felt on those 90's Bulls teams

LOL Yes you are absolutely an imbecile if you think Eddy Dummy is a "wordsmith" for only telling blatant lies about a system that I never said I had!

Anybody can tell psychotic lies!! I STARTED THIS THREAD TO SHOW YOU HIS PSYCHOTIC LIES about some phantom system that I never said I had!! And the kid has shown his psychosis with a passion!
But i appreciate your post because since all Eddy Dummy does is copy me, then that means you really think that I am a "wordsmith". so thank you. Go back and look for yourself at his copying of my stuff. LOL I call him gay, he copies me and calls me gay, I call him a psycho-liar with mental problems, he copies me and calls me a liar with mental problems!
LOL My brilliance with words has always just flat out torn people up!! My cunning posts have absolutely driven Eddy Dummy into a psychotic-lying state of sheer dementia!
I RULE THIS PSYCHOTIC COPYCAT LIAR!

Watch the lies and the imitation spew from my subservient psycho-stalker when he reads my post and replies!

**grease lightnin** · 01-09-17, 08:26 PM

Blowjob, no

**blowjoe2020** · 01-09-17, 08:37 PM

Then with Alabama having a freshman QB, instead of punting them down deep and playing defense, the idiot coach from Clemson goes for it on 4th down in the 1st quarter and runs a damn pitch right play that a high school team could have defended.

Sheit man, Y'all can have it for a while now.

**Eddy Munny** · 01-10-17, 12:46 AM

This is basically Blowjob in this whole entire thread:

**blowjoe2020** · 01-10-17, 12:50 AM

LOL After all this lying garbage by Eddy Dummy, the line opened up at 6.5. So I knew who I would and wouldn't take, IF I bet! It was Clemson +6.5 or no bet. Like I have said from the very start, I don't give a sheit what the opening lines of 2.5 and 6.5 do if I don't bet them, but for ME PERSONALLY, when I bet +2.5 or +6.5 it wins FOR ME PERSONALLY about 65 or 70% of the time. Chalk another one up for me when I bet one of my 2 favorite lines!!

.

**blowjoe2020** · 01-10-17, 01:12 AM

LOL

**Eddy Munny** · 01-10-17, 01:29 AM

Give it up, loser. I called the Clemson win ATS and moneyline.

You told to buy it up to +7.5 because you're a pussy.

I bet Clemson because I handicap football games.

You "bet" Clemson because you're handicapped.

One win does not a winning system make. Your system is still well below 50% and bleeding money to any pathetic souls dumb enough to employ it. You're a scamburger all the way. Let us know when your Swiss Cheese System shows any profit whatsoever, then we'll talk.

Retard.

**juicername** · 01-10-17, 02:03 AM

Originally posted by blowjoe2020

Hey juice, I know I like Clemson, but if you listen and then bet on what other people tell you, then just go get

another hobby! LOL

If I was a "picker for money" then I'd tell you to buy a whole point & take Clemson + 7.5 by paying massively

more juice.

That is what those bastard pickers do so they can say they win more than they really do.

Oh man, this was so close to be a win for the system, but since you recommended to buy Clemson up to +7.5 that would have made Bama the system play at -7.5 so I think we're gonna have to record this as a loss

. Unlucky.

**blowjoe2020** · 01-10-17, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by juicername

Oh man, this was so close to be a win for the system, but since you recommended to buy Clemson up to +7.5 that would have made Bama the system play at -7.5 so I think we're gonna have to record this as a loss

. Unlucky.

LOL I said I like Clemson, so I guess you are like Eddy Dummy and you can't read!!

Also Note the word IF!!! I said I would tell you to buy a point IF I was a "picker for money". Please read what I say before you reply with idiocy and make an idiot of yourself like Eddy Dummy does!

See the word IF here? Do you know what IF means? LOL:

"If I was a "picker for money" then I'd tell you to buy a whole point & take Clemson + 7.5 by paying massively

more juice.

That is what those bastard pickers do so they can say they win more than they really do.

"

**blowjoe2020** · 01-10-17, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Give it up, loser. I called the Clemson win ATS and moneyline.

You told to buy it up to +7.5 because you're a pussy.

I bet Clemson because I handicap football games.

You "bet" Clemson because you're handicapped.

One win does not a winning system make. Your system is still well below 50% and bleeding money to any pathetic souls dumb enough to employ it. You're a scamburger all the way. Let us know when your Swiss Cheese System shows any profit whatsoever, then we'll talk.

Retard.

Like I have said from the very start Eddy Dummy, I don't have a "system", and I don't give a sheit what the opening lines of 2.5 and 6.5 do if I don't bet them, nor do I give a sheit what they do when other people bet them.... but for ME PERSONALLY, when I bet +2.5 or +6.5, it wins FOR ME PERSONALLY about 65 or 70% of the time!

When you get that straight, you will stop making a psychotic fool of yourself with the lying posts! Nobody can stop you from lying, but YOURSELF!

Meanwhile, chalk another one up for me when I PERSONALLY bet one of my 2 favorite lines!!

**semibluff** · 01-10-17, 12:15 PM

Does the system just work at -110 or can I use it at -150? How about -200? Thanks in advance.

**grease lightnin** · 01-10-17, 12:18 PM

So let me get this straight... this jagoff has a system that says +6.5 is a play, but +7.5 is not... then he goes and says buy clemson +6.5 to +7.5????

**Eddy Munny** · 01-10-17, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

So let me get this straight... this jagoff has a system that says +6.5 is a play, but +7.5 is not... then he goes and says buy clemson +6.5 to +7.5????

Exactly... So as Juicername pointed out, the national title game actually gets graded as a loss for Blowjob's system thanks to Blowjob's inability to get out of his own fukking way.

Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

This blind squirrel couldn't find a nut in the Planters factory.

**shadymcgrady** · 01-10-17, 06:34 PM

I liked the handicap line, funny

**blowjoe2020** · 01-10-17, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by shadymcgrady

I liked the handicap line, funny

LOL Yes the Eddy Dummy kid is actually funny when he is doing something besides telling the same psychotic

lie over & over about some "system" that I never said I had!!

**blowjoe2020** · 01-10-17, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

So let me get this straight... this jagoff has a system that says +6.5 is a play, but +7.5 is not... then he goes and says buy clemson +6.5 to +7.5????

LOL What system? Stop making an idiot of yourself! Either learn what the 2 letter word "IF" means or go

read post #367.

**blowjoe2020** · 01-10-17, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

Exactly... So as Juicername pointed out, the national title game actually gets graded as a loss for Blowjob's system thanks to Blowjob's inability to get out of his own fukking way.

Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

This blind squirrel couldn't find a nut in the Planters factory.

LOL And the idiocy continues! You can set your clock for Eddy Dummy to make a lying idiot of himself about some

"system" that I never said I had.

**shadymcgrady** · 01-10-17, 07:09 PM

Ur nuts blowjob, there's definitely a few fries missing from ur happy meal. Eddy and I have had spats before but I never made a thread and started claiming he was in love with me. In fact I found his retorts hilarious enough during our e-fight that I kept up the fight just to get a few good laughs at the shots he was taking at me. But please by all means proceed with "his" psychotic stupidity

**shadymcgrady** · 01-10-17, 07:15 PM

Oh that and he might be the best college football capper here

**Eddy Munny** · 01-10-17, 07:20 PM

Well thank you, Mr. McGrady... all things considered, I'd have to say that this thread has been a massive catastrophe in every possible way for Blowjob. A more fitting title probably would have been "9/11: A Dramatic Reenactment."

**shadymcgrady** · 01-10-17, 07:23 PM

No thanks necessary funny, just calling it as I see it. This thread has been hilarious with lots of good contributions from guys like bite me usadoj, kidcudi, rizespor and alot others keeping up the laughs

**blowjoe2020** · 01-10-17, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by shadymcgrady

Ur nuts blowjob, there's definitely a few fries missing from ur happy meal. Eddy and I have had spats before but I never made a thread and started claiming he was in love with me. In fact I found his retorts hilarious enough during our e-fight that I kept up the fight just to get a few good laughs at the shots he was taking at me. But please by all means proceed with "his" psychotic stupidity

Well Shady, answer me this, when you "played around" with Eddy on here and "got a few laughs" at the shots

he was taking at you, Were they lies? I'm having fun too, but the "psychotic" part comes from him telling the

blatant lie about some phantom system that I never said I had.

To me that is just juvenile imbecilic ridiculousness.

When you went back and forth with him, was every post he made about you a psychotic lie?

**blowjoe2020** · 01-10-17, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by shadymcgrady

Oh that and he might be the best college football capper here

I had the winner too Shady, but all Eddy Dummy could do was tell another psychotic lie about my win!

What is fun about that?

To me that is just juvenile imbecilic ridiculousness.

When you went back and forth with Eddy Dummy, was every post he made about you a psychotic lie?

**Eddy Munny** · 01-10-17, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by shadymcgrady

No thanks necessary funny, just calling it as I see it. This thread has been hilarious with lots of good contributions from guys like bite me usadoj, kidcudi, rizespor and alot others keeping up the laughs

No doubt about, it was a great turnout... more than I would have anticipated for such a shit premise. It was a beautiful thing to watch unfold, to be honest.

I mean I didn't even show up until page 6, but Blowjob was already dead and buried by that point because the rest of SBR knew instinctively that Blowjob was a fukking tool and just toyed with him mercilessly.

Brilliance. Everyone is to be applauded, everyone except BJ that is.

**Eddy Munny** · 01-10-17, 07:32 PM

Blowjob, just do yourself a favor and STFU for once. There is nothing for you to gain here.

Your casket has already been lowered. You are dead to SBR.

Get a new IP addy and try it all over again, dunce.

**blowjoe2020** · 01-10-17, 07:33 PM

Shady, A while back on the other thread where Eddy started the lie about the phantom system, I told Eddy Dummy

that the only way to combat blatant lies was to turn around and tell blatant lies back to the liar himself.

So I began posting that Eddy Dummy said that he had a "system" that he claimed went 95%.

But hell, man, I couldn't keep that idiocy up, why would I stoop to that childish level? I'm not a blatant liar.

**shadymcgrady** · 01-10-17, 07:34 PM

all good eddy, no need to beat the horse. Blowjob ur alright, slow but alright