Let's see if I can get Eddy Dummy to come over here & make a dikk of himself!

[Eddy Munny]

Blowjob, post #309 has been reported. You are not allowed abusive language towards other members who haven't wronged you in any way, shape, or form. Your hostility was unprovoked and I invite everyone else to report this post or risk losing SBR to the deplorable antics of people like yourself.

You have been proven to be a tout with a system to sell.

You have been proven to be a raving, mad homosexual.

Now you are showing signs of emotional instability marked by malicious outbursts towards others.

A vicious, mean-spirited gay tout... Is that really what you want your SBR legacy to be, Blowjob?

[grease lightnin]

Yeah Joe. Why do you think every second advertisement on this site is for gay stuff?

I'll say one thing about SBR....they sure know their clientele

Pretty sure there are google ads and geared toward your personal interests and past clicks...

[juicername]

Don't get blowjoe banned. We need his opinion whether Clemson +6.5 is a system play in the Championship Game!

[blowjoe2020]

Don't get blowjoe banned. We need his opinion whether Clemson +6.5 is a system play in the Championship Game!

Hey juice, I know I like Clemson, but if you listen and then bet on what other people tell you, then just go get

another hobby! LOL

If I was a "picker for money" then I'd tell you to buy a whole point & take Clemson + 7.5 by paying massively

more juice.

That is what those bastard pickers do so they can say they win more than they really do.

[rizespor]

Or just do like that fraud furryb and count losses as wins

[Eddy Munny]

Wait, why are you telling him to buy to +7.5?

According to your system, you said 7.5 point lines are an auto-play on the favorite. So you're saying he should take Alabama and sell points to -7.5 thereby making it playable by your terms?

[griz]

Hey juice, I know I like Clemson, but if you listen and then bet on what other people tell you, then just go get

another hobby! LOL

If I was a "picker for money" then I'd tell you to buy a whole point & take Clemson + 7.5 by paying massively

more juice.

That is what those bastard pickers do so they can say they win more than they really do.

suck a dikk joeycokksukker

[blowjoe2020]

Wait, why are you telling him to buy to +7.5?

According to your system, you said 7.5 point lines are an auto-play on the favorite. So you're saying he should take Alabama and sell points to -7.5 thereby making it playable by your terms?

LOL You can't have systems on SBR Eddy Dummy! SBR doesn't allow it! And you know they don't!

That is why your constant lying-insane-idiotic posts about some system that I never said I had make you look

like such a dumb-ass! That is what I made this thread up for so you could hang yourself with your own stupidity!

And boy, are you ever doing it to yourself!

You are posting lies about something that CAN'T be done on SBR! I promise I never meant for you to do that

and humiliate yourself like that kid!

[snapperman2]

You can have systems on SBR. You just aren't allowed to sell your system or your picks.

[Eddy Munny]

Well no shit SBR doesn't allow you to sell systems. Why the hell do you think everyone is so upset with you right now? It's because you've been touting your system now for close to 20 pages between two different threads. I'm shocked you haven't figured that out by now.

Your defense is that it's not allowed, therefore you're not guilty??? LMAO!

Here's my impression of Blowjob during a routine traffic stop:

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Blowjob: LOL, hey man what's up?

Officer: I clocked you doing 50 in a 30 zone.

Blowjob: That's impossible. It's against the law to drive over the posted speed limit.

Officer: Um, I know that.

Blowjob: So when you accuse me of speeding, you're only embarrassing yourself, because city ordinance mandates that all traffic laws must be honored by citizens operating motor vehicles.

Officer: Yes well....

Blowjob: Psychotic lies... You know that speeding is against the law, so how could I be speeding?

Officer: Sir, could you provide me your license, registration, and proof of insurance?

Blowjob: Refer to post #90.

[shadymcgrady]

Well no shit SBR doesn't allow you to sell systems. Why the hell do you think everyone is so upset with you right now? It's because you've been touting your system now for close to 20 pages between two different threads. I'm shocked you haven't figured that out by now.

Your defense is that it's not allowed, therefore you're not guilty??? LMAO!

Here's my impression of Blowjob during a routine traffic stop:

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Blowjob: LOL, hey man what's up?

Officer: I clocked you doing 50 in a 30 zone.

Blowjob: That's impossible. It's against the law to drive over the posted speed limit.

Officer: Um, I know that.

Blowjob: So when you accuse me of speeding, you're only embarrassing yourself, because city ordinance mandates that all traffic laws must be honored by citizens operating motor vehicles.

Officer: Yes well....

Blowjob: Psychotic lies... You know that speeding is against the law, so how could I be speeding?

Officer: Sir, could you provide me your license, registration, and proof of insurance?

Blowjob: Refer to post #90.

[Jayvegas420]

Pretty sure there are google ads and geared toward your personal interests and past clicks...

We'll, there's goes that rearloaded joke

[blowjoe2020]

Well no shit SBR doesn't allow you to sell systems. Why the hell do you think everyone is so upset with you right now? It's because you've been touting your system now for close to 20 pages between two different threads. I'm shocked you haven't figured that out by now.

Your defense is that it's not allowed, therefore you're not guilty??? LMAO!

Here's my impression of Blowjob during a routine traffic stop:

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Blowjob: LOL, hey man what's up?

Officer: I clocked you doing 50 in a 30 zone.

Blowjob: That's impossible. It's against the law to drive over the posted speed limit.

Officer: Um, I know that.

Blowjob: So when you accuse me of speeding, you're only embarrassing yourself, because city ordinance mandates that all traffic laws must be honored by citizens operating motor vehicles.

Officer: Yes well....

Blowjob: Psychotic lies... You know that speeding is against the law, so how could I be speeding?

Officer: Sir, could you provide me your license, registration, and proof of insurance?

Blowjob: Refer to post #90.

LOL So everytime you say that I am selling a system on SBR when you KNOW that SBR doesn't allow systems to be

sold, then that makes you a psychotic liar.

You are posting psychotic lies about something that you KNOW CAN'T be done on SBR!

Why would you do that to yourself?

I promise I never meant for you to do that and humiliate yourself like that kid!

[Eddy Munny]

Blowjob, you're just too stupid to understand the analogy.

That satirical account of you receiving a traffic ticket was intended for the rest of the congregation... you know, those that are free from the restraints of mental retardation.

When I decide to provide an illustration that you can understand, I'll break out the crayons and the wooden alphabet blocks.

[juicername]

Hey juice, I know I like Clemson, but if you listen and then bet on what other people tell you, then just go get

another hobby! LOL

If I was a "picker for money" then I'd tell you to buy a whole point & take Clemson + 7.5 by paying massively

more juice.

That is what those bastard pickers do so they can say they win more than they really do.

I don't listen to what other people tell me, but I'm more than willing to listen to a system that's hitting 65-70% and has netted someone $50k. Your advice here seems to go against the system though as all the novice bettors will be on +7.5 according to your previous posts.

BTW, both Utah and Orlando lost as 2.5-point underdogs. Does that make Clemson more likely to cover 6.5 tomorrow?

[juicername]

Well no shit SBR doesn't allow you to sell systems. Why the hell do you think everyone is so upset with you right now? It's because you've been touting your system now for close to 20 pages between two different threads. I'm shocked you haven't figured that out by now.

Your defense is that it's not allowed, therefore you're not guilty??? LMAO!

Here's my impression of Blowjob during a routine traffic stop:

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Blowjob: LOL, hey man what's up?

Officer: I clocked you doing 50 in a 30 zone.

Blowjob: That's impossible. It's against the law to drive over the posted speed limit.

Officer: Um, I know that.

Blowjob: So when you accuse me of speeding, you're only embarrassing yourself, because city ordinance mandates that all traffic laws must be honored by citizens operating motor vehicles.

Officer: Yes well....

Blowjob: Psychotic lies... You know that speeding is against the law, so how could I be speeding?

Officer: Sir, could you provide me your license, registration, and proof of insurance?

Blowjob: Refer to post #90.

But I guess this post says it all. Thanks for looking out for us Eddy.

[kidcudi92]

is this blowjob guy a full blown retard? has that been decided unanimously? or we just know he has a system and is a f@g?


updates please

[Eddy Munny]

But I guess this post says it all. Thanks for looking out for us Eddy.

You're quite welcome. I consider it my civil duty.

I, like you, dream of a tout-free forum in 2017!

is this blowjob guy a full blown retard? has that been decided unanimously? or we just know he has a system and is a f@g?
updates please

Well, at this time, we're fearing the worst. The preponderance of evidence suggests that Blowjob is guilty of all three, a true "triple-threat" if you will.

Blowjob may indeed be the forum's first retarded, gay tout and that puts us all at a distinct disadvantage because prosecuting him as a tout requires delicately tip-toeing around the gay and retarded stuff, otherwise we come out looking like the bad guys in today's PC world.

It's a tall order to be sure, but it's something we must accomplish or else these seedy syndicates will think they've found a loophole, and this could result in a sudden influx of touts that are gay and/or retarded.

Time to circle the wagons, gang! Let's do this and start the new year off on the right foot!

[blowjoe2020]

I don't listen to what other people tell me, but I'm more than willing to listen to a system that's hitting 65-70% and has netted someone $50k. Your advice here seems to go against the system though as all the novice bettors will be on +7.5 according to your previous posts.

BTW, both Utah and Orlando lost as 2.5-point underdogs. Does that make Clemson more likely to cover 6.5 tomorrow?

LOL Juice.. Why the hell are you asking me about a "system" when you know SBR doesn't allow systems on here?

AND I have told you 50 times that I NEVER SAID i HAD A SYSTEM!! Just remember bro, when you keep

on posting about some "System" after you know that I never said I had a system,

then you look like Eddy Dummy, who is a stupid idiot for all to see.

If you are jealous and you want your own thread, I can make one for you.

Do you want me to make up a thread about how stupid you are to keep on talking about a "system" when

I never said I had a system? I can do that for you.

[rizespor]

Do you have a system?

[blowjoe2020]

is this blowjob guy a full blown retard? has that been decided unanimously? or we just know he has a system and is a f@g?





updates please

LOL SBR doesn't allow people to "tout systems" on here. You know that!

So every time you say that I am selling a system on SBR, when you KNOW that SBR doesn't allow systems to be

sold, then that makes you a psychotic liar like Eddy Dummy. Don't be a psychotic liar like Eddy Dummy!!

You are now posting psychotic lies like Eddy Dummy about something that you KNOW CAN'T be done on SBR!

Why would you do that to yourself?

I promise I never meant for you to do that and humiliate yourself like Eddy Dummy!

[blowjoe2020]

LOL I hate to say "I told you so" but just look at this Eddy Dummy humiliating himself and making a total fool out of himself about a system that I never said I had! When he and everyone else knows that SBR doesn't even allow the promoting of systems. How could someone make such an idiot of themselves like that?
And now the copying of my stuff that gets on his nerves has started too. He is copying my stuff about him being gay. Once again, I told you so, that this guy was a crazy-psycho liar who was gay-infatuated with me! Here is my FIRST post. Need I say more about the psycho-lying copy-cat!:



"Then I make him so angry with my replies that he starts copying what I say to him and turns around and posts my own stuff back to me!! LOL I have this kid in my back pocket! The kid absolutely has a gay-infatuation with me!


Now watch what this loon posts when he sees this! He will "gay-ly" reply to NO-ONE but me, with lies about a phantom "System" and copies of things that I just posted to him!! LOL



So cue the lying and copying and gay-infatuation and watch this kid go ON AND ON about some "System" that I never said I had!!

Watch me rule this psycho-liar!!!

I OWN YOU KID! Come make an idiot of yourself... NOW!! "

[survive]

I'm just here for eddy's title game thoughts tonight. Best ncaaf capper at sbr

[Jayvegas420]

Clemson +6.5?

[shadymcgrady]

I'm just here for eddy's title game thoughts tonight. Best ncaaf capper at sbr

Yeah I concur but he's also fairly humorous when he piles on individuals that he deems foolish

[blowjoe2020]

Yeah I concur but he's also fairly humorous when he piles on individuals that he deems foolish

LOL I've heard about Eddy's "rants" on people, and how he is just an instigator that likes to hide behind his computer.

But this insane psycho-rant on me about some phantom "system" when we ALL can clearly see that

I never said I had a "system"

is one of the most insane and foolish things that I have ever seen. LOL He is so psycho that he even woke up

today and posted the same insane lie about some "System" before he went to go mop the bathrooms at Krystal.

Why would he humiliate himself and tell a blatant lie like that on here over & over for all to see?

[shadymcgrady]

LOL I've heard about Eddy's "rants" on people, and how he is just an instigator that likes to hide behind his computer.

But this insane psycho-rant on me about some phantom "system" when we ALL can clearly see that

I never said I had a "system"

is one of the most insane and foolish things that I have ever seen. LOL He is so psycho that he even woke up

today and posted the same insane lie about some "System" before he went to go mop the bathrooms at Krystal.

Why would he humiliate himself and tell a blatant lie like that on here over & over for all to see?

Oh yah blowjob that Eddy sure did humiliate himself, u rly showed him

I think we share different opinions or outlooks on what constitutes humiliation blowjob.

[swordsandtequila]

After 10 pages and 300+ posts it's fairly obvious...

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2:10 mark for the short attention spanned among you

[blowjoe2020]

I'm just here for eddy's title game thoughts tonight. Best ncaaf capper at sbr

LOL Eddy won't tell you who he likes in the game. He only responds to ME with his psychotic lie about some

"system" that I never said I had! LOL

[blowjoe2020]

After 10 pages and 300+ posts it's fairly obvious...

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2:10 mark for the short attention spanned among you

LOL What "System"? There is no system, but only a psychotic liar named Eddy Dummy who lies about some phantom system!!

[Eddy Munny]

Do these retarded, gay touts do anything but spam message boards with redundant cut & pastes of previous posts? Lord have mercy, the next original thought that Blowjob plasters on the forum wall will be the first.

Ever since he got busted fapping to his Grindr app, his posts have taken a turn for the worse... and that's saying something, given the fact that his posts were complete shit to begin with.

I don't even bother to read them anymore... I can just skim through and pick out redundant keywords like "psychotic" and "system" and "can't be done on SBR" and "infatuated lies" and I already know that the village idiot is at the keyboard again.

He also has a bizarre habit of making new paragraphs IN THE MIDDLE OF SENTENCES for some inexplicable reason.

Blowjob is a full-blown retard and this thread serves as exhibit A, B, C, and D to that assertion.

[opie1988]

Blowjob, you're just too stupid to understand the analogy.

That satirical account of you receiving a traffic ticket was intended for the rest of the congregation... you know, those that are free from the restraints of mental retardation.

When I decide to provide an illustration that you can understand, I'll break out the crayons and the wooden alphabet blocks.

Eddy -I love reading your stuff. But at the same time... I hate it.

Because I've always been blessed as a wordsmith. It always came easy to me. But then I read your stuff, and I realize what a total imbecile I actually am.

I bet this is exactly how BJ Armstrong felt on those 90's Bulls teams

[Eddy Munny]

I'm just here for eddy's title game thoughts tonight. Best ncaaf capper at sbr

I bet Clemson when they were +7 but I'd advise taking Clemson plus whatever points are available.

I really think this is a game that could go either way and that the points Bama is laying is based largely on reputation. Nobody's offense poses a greater threat to Bama's D than the Clemson Tigers.

Clemson has the WR's to exploit the Bama secondary and Watson's feet should buy time against a ferocious Bama front.

I trust Watson more than Hurts in this title game. Bama has always had the luxury of playing with lead in their games and if Clemson can force the issue a little bit, it may take the Tide out of their element.

My advice is to play both the spread and the ML, but I'm putting twice as much on the spread so that I show a profit if Clemson loses a tight one.

If Alabama covers then so be it but I'm predicting:

Tigers 27
Tide 23

[grease lightnin]

Eddy -I love reading your stuff. But at the same time... I hate it.

Because I've always been blessed as a wordsmith. It always came easy to me. But then I read your stuff, and I realize what a total imbecile I actually am.

I bet this is exactly how BJ Armstrong felt on those 90's Bulls teams

When being compared to Eddy, Opie, this is you....

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Eddy, I just now ordered a few things from AMAZON in case I feel generous nuff at some point to help blowjob out and post something he *might* be able to understand:





Yeah yeah, I know... why waste my time cobbling something up from the above when he probably won't understand what's going on with THAT, either.

But hey, I was raised to be kind/altruistic so that means sometimes even extending help to a confused, gay tout.

"Remember, Jesus is always watching"... to quote the 'fluid' Ted Haggard (blowjoe's mentor, supposedly... if you believe what jj says about blow's posts over on a certain app).

All in all, tho... he's been so confused in this thread bout what's really going on, I wasn't gonna waste my money buying the 64pack crayolas or audio book for him... cuz the chances he understands even with all the help is still infinitesimal.

BTW, Eddy... GL w/your bet(s) tonight.